Soul Sisters
Prelude
For those not familiar with the world of rap music, Lil Kim and Foxy Brown are two of rap music's premier female artists. Both of these ladies have sold millions of records. However, their profaine and lurid lyrics have attracted some negative attention. They often perform in tight or transparent clothes. Some fans of hip hop despise them while others praise them for their ability to consistently supply tracks to make people move at parties. In this tale, the two rap divas are put to the test....Can they keep it real?
The Show
In a small Southern town....a long ways from Brooklyn.
Fans jump up and down and scream "Ahhhhhhhh" as the mocha colored Foxy Brown a.k.a. the Ill Na Na yells out "Uh Oh.....Uh Oh!" as she performs her hit Get Me Home. The Ill Na Na wears a lime green sequened bikini top with a matching extra short skirt. Light sparkles off of her muscular legs which are encased in ultra shiny brown hose. Her high heeled black boots go up to her calfs. "Uh Oh...Uh Oh!" The music stops...."You wanna bumble with the B ....Uhh!?" Fans go crazy when they hear the voice through the speakers. They know the Queen B....Lil Kim is near. She hits the stage in a silver sequened dress with an open back and navel. She wears see through high heels. Without any stockings or hose, fans in the front row can fully appreciate her toned legs and lovely feet. Some can even see the toe ring. The two rappers then rhyme back and forth on a new unreleased track. They tease the crowd by raising their skirts and performing sexual gestures as they please the crowd with profaine lyrics.
In a dark corner.....Click......A walkie talkie comes on and a female voice begins "Team Alpha is ready to execute Apocalypse." The other voice responds "Roger Captain Lewis. Team Omega is ready. On your count." Captain Lewis counts "One...Two...Three....Go!...Go!....Go!" Police in riot gear storm the stage. Surprised...a stunned Lil Kim loses her left shoe as she attempts to run. However, two large officers seize her. She is in the air kicking her legs...one bare sole ...one with a transparent shoe swing back and forth as she fights. Her partner in rhyme drops her microphone as an officer twists her arm behind her back and cuffs one hand. While Foxy Brown is handcuffed and Lil Kim is hauled off stage, Captain Lewis addresses the crowd " Ladies and gentlemen the concert is over in accordance with Jefferson County Penal Code 4.191 regarding Indecent Conduct in a Public Setting. Our police will help you find the exit. " Within minutes the divas are handcuffed in the backseat of a police car. Their appearance is disheveled from the struggle. With their hair messed up and dresses no longer neat they resemble your average prostitutes.
Lil Miss Manners
"F@ck This!" Lil Kim and Foxy Brown are furious. They kick and scream obscenities from inside of their cell. Clang!.... Clang! Foxy Brown stands in her stockinged feet as she uses her boots to bang on the iron bars of the cell. Clang....Clang. Unable to stand the yelling and clanging Captain Lewis goes back to the holding area in order to quiet the prisoners. "Look...you ladies keep it down or it will be a long weekend for the both of you. The judge will not be here to set bail until Monday. It's Friday. I can make your lives miserable if you don't respect my authority. " Clang! Lil Kim hurls her shoe at the Captain. "Shut Up B*t@h! Who the Hell Are You!" "That's it you whores! It's time for you learn about manners and proper respect! exclaims the Captain. She turns her walkie talkie on and calls for assistance. "Briggs and Harris, we have a situation in the holding area. Please come immediately. We will need restraints!"
Click. Handcuffs are locked the each of the rappers' wrists. Their hands are now trapped outside of the cell for the officers had forced their hands between the bars of the cell before locking the cuffs. Now they were doing the same to the feet of the dainty rap divas. "No!....No ! Stop!" screams Foxy Brown as the officers force her stockinged soles between the cell's bars. Click...Click. Her ankles and feet are now secured outside of the cell. Clang...Clang The links of handcuffs crash against the cell bars as Lil Kim tests the restraint. "Motherf@*cker it's on when I get free....It's On! " screams the Queen B. She soon finds herself like Foxy Brown with hands and feet trapped outside of the cell. They now sit upon a bench trapped and furious. The cursing never stops. Regardless...the powerful Captain bellows "Now ladies...Shoes are meant to be worn...not used as weapons. I have a lesson that may help you remember this lesson. Shhhhhhhhhh Captain Lewis sprays something from an aerosol can into Lil Kim's shoes. "Hey ...hey ..That Burns!" yells Lil Kim as her left shoe is replaced. "Oh really." smiles the Captain as she replaces the right shoe. She quickly secures the shoes to her ankles by wrapping duck tape around the heels, toes and ankles. "OOOOOOOOh!....Ohhhhhh! Ahhhh!" utters Lil Kim as she wiggles her feet back and forth. The itching spray is burning her bare soles and toes. Looking at her partner...Foxy becomes anxious and kicks her stockinged soles hoping to avoid having her boots put back on. NO No...No...!"Foxy yells as she twists away from the Captains gloved hands several times. " Shhhhhhhhhh. "Ohhhhhh! It itches." exclaims Foxy as the Captain resorts to directly spraying her stockinged soles. As her toes wiggle and scrunch up, the Captain is able to loosely get her feet in the boots and secure them up to the ankle with duct tape. The ankle cuff chain links prohibited her from fastening the boots up to the Ill Na Na's calfs. Much of the leather dangled on the floor. "Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!" The divas kick their legs and cry out almost in unison. "I'll be back to see if you gals learn your lesson"*****
Prelude
For those not familiar with the world of rap music, Lil Kim and Foxy Brown are two of rap music's premier female artists. Both of these ladies have sold millions of records. However, their profaine and lurid lyrics have attracted some negative attention. They often perform in tight or transparent clothes. Some fans of hip hop despise them while others praise them for their ability to consistently supply tracks to make people move at parties. In this tale, the two rap divas are put to the test....Can they keep it real?
The Show
In a small Southern town....a long ways from Brooklyn.
Fans jump up and down and scream "Ahhhhhhhh" as the mocha colored Foxy Brown a.k.a. the Ill Na Na yells out "Uh Oh.....Uh Oh!" as she performs her hit Get Me Home. The Ill Na Na wears a lime green sequened bikini top with a matching extra short skirt. Light sparkles off of her muscular legs which are encased in ultra shiny brown hose. Her high heeled black boots go up to her calfs. "Uh Oh...Uh Oh!" The music stops...."You wanna bumble with the B ....Uhh!?" Fans go crazy when they hear the voice through the speakers. They know the Queen B....Lil Kim is near. She hits the stage in a silver sequened dress with an open back and navel. She wears see through high heels. Without any stockings or hose, fans in the front row can fully appreciate her toned legs and lovely feet. Some can even see the toe ring. The two rappers then rhyme back and forth on a new unreleased track. They tease the crowd by raising their skirts and performing sexual gestures as they please the crowd with profaine lyrics.
In a dark corner.....Click......A walkie talkie comes on and a female voice begins "Team Alpha is ready to execute Apocalypse." The other voice responds "Roger Captain Lewis. Team Omega is ready. On your count." Captain Lewis counts "One...Two...Three....Go!...Go!....Go!" Police in riot gear storm the stage. Surprised...a stunned Lil Kim loses her left shoe as she attempts to run. However, two large officers seize her. She is in the air kicking her legs...one bare sole ...one with a transparent shoe swing back and forth as she fights. Her partner in rhyme drops her microphone as an officer twists her arm behind her back and cuffs one hand. While Foxy Brown is handcuffed and Lil Kim is hauled off stage, Captain Lewis addresses the crowd " Ladies and gentlemen the concert is over in accordance with Jefferson County Penal Code 4.191 regarding Indecent Conduct in a Public Setting. Our police will help you find the exit. " Within minutes the divas are handcuffed in the backseat of a police car. Their appearance is disheveled from the struggle. With their hair messed up and dresses no longer neat they resemble your average prostitutes.
Lil Miss Manners
"F@ck This!" Lil Kim and Foxy Brown are furious. They kick and scream obscenities from inside of their cell. Clang!.... Clang! Foxy Brown stands in her stockinged feet as she uses her boots to bang on the iron bars of the cell. Clang....Clang. Unable to stand the yelling and clanging Captain Lewis goes back to the holding area in order to quiet the prisoners. "Look...you ladies keep it down or it will be a long weekend for the both of you. The judge will not be here to set bail until Monday. It's Friday. I can make your lives miserable if you don't respect my authority. " Clang! Lil Kim hurls her shoe at the Captain. "Shut Up B*t@h! Who the Hell Are You!" "That's it you whores! It's time for you learn about manners and proper respect! exclaims the Captain. She turns her walkie talkie on and calls for assistance. "Briggs and Harris, we have a situation in the holding area. Please come immediately. We will need restraints!"
Click. Handcuffs are locked the each of the rappers' wrists. Their hands are now trapped outside of the cell for the officers had forced their hands between the bars of the cell before locking the cuffs. Now they were doing the same to the feet of the dainty rap divas. "No!....No ! Stop!" screams Foxy Brown as the officers force her stockinged soles between the cell's bars. Click...Click. Her ankles and feet are now secured outside of the cell. Clang...Clang The links of handcuffs crash against the cell bars as Lil Kim tests the restraint. "Motherf@*cker it's on when I get free....It's On! " screams the Queen B. She soon finds herself like Foxy Brown with hands and feet trapped outside of the cell. They now sit upon a bench trapped and furious. The cursing never stops. Regardless...the powerful Captain bellows "Now ladies...Shoes are meant to be worn...not used as weapons. I have a lesson that may help you remember this lesson. Shhhhhhhhhh Captain Lewis sprays something from an aerosol can into Lil Kim's shoes. "Hey ...hey ..That Burns!" yells Lil Kim as her left shoe is replaced. "Oh really." smiles the Captain as she replaces the right shoe. She quickly secures the shoes to her ankles by wrapping duck tape around the heels, toes and ankles. "OOOOOOOOh!....Ohhhhhh! Ahhhh!" utters Lil Kim as she wiggles her feet back and forth. The itching spray is burning her bare soles and toes. Looking at her partner...Foxy becomes anxious and kicks her stockinged soles hoping to avoid having her boots put back on. NO No...No...!"Foxy yells as she twists away from the Captains gloved hands several times. " Shhhhhhhhhh. "Ohhhhhh! It itches." exclaims Foxy as the Captain resorts to directly spraying her stockinged soles. As her toes wiggle and scrunch up, the Captain is able to loosely get her feet in the boots and secure them up to the ankle with duct tape. The ankle cuff chain links prohibited her from fastening the boots up to the Ill Na Na's calfs. Much of the leather dangled on the floor. "Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!" The divas kick their legs and cry out almost in unison. "I'll be back to see if you gals learn your lesson"*****
