Good Little Catholic Girls

[Mimi]

A train hits a busload of catholic school girls and they all perish. They
all wind up in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.

St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with
a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of
one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your
finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever had
any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
"Well once I fondled and stroked one."

St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through
the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl
is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Sarah! What seems
to be the rush?"

The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want
to do it before Mandy sticks her ass in it!"

[Psycho]

Thats great. :D

Psycho

[milagros317]

LMAO:p
Very funny, Mimi. :D

[AffectionateDan]

Oh, thank GOD that I wasn't taking a drink when I read this!

[Xodlirv]

Two young nuns and an elderly Mother Superior are driving to a charity mission when their car runs off the road and they're killed. When they reach the Pearly Gates they are met by St. Peter, who tells them they must each answer one question before entering the Kingdom of Heaven.

St. Peter turns to the first nun and asks: "Who were the first two people in the world?"

The nun answers, "Adam and Eve." St. Peter nods and says, "You may enter."

St. Peter says to the second nun: "Where did Adam and Eve live?"

The nun answers, "The Garden of Eden." St. Peter nods and says, "You may enter."

The Mother Superior is confident that she can answer such simple questions. St. Peter turns to her and asks: "What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?"

The Mother Superior is surprised at the difficulty of this question. "Oh, my, that's a hard one!" she exclaims.

St. Peter nods and says, "You may enter."

[amk714]

Thanks Mimi and Xodlirv, those are great Catholic jokes. :D And post 'em where everyone can see 'em! The lack of replies is ridiculous. :p Oh wait, this is a private place? Never mind then. :blaugh:

[DimpleToes]

OMG.. so funny