Hey, I'M relaxed...I thought it was hilarious...but then I thought I had been misinterperted.
Anyhow, somebody today (who is from Barbados) quite innocently told me the lyrics to a popular calypso tune, so this thread is as good as any to post it!
It goes something like:
Michael, be a man
Michael, don't you touch
Michael, you're tickling me
tickling me too much!
Michael, take your hands away
you suprise me...etc, etc.
The reason why the person told me is because my real name is Michael, and we were going through songs that had Michael in the name (like Michael Row the Boat Ashore, My Name is Michael-I've Got A Nickel, etc.) Of course, now I'm dying to hear the song! He told me that though a guy sings it, he is singing what the girl said to him last night, etc etc.
I also know Carly Simon has a song called Are YOu Ticklish (but I can't bear to listen to Carly Simon) and of course, Digital Underground (with Tupac Shakur) had that great song "Kiss U Back" which featured the immortal words (enacted in the video-anyone have a copy?): (sung by both girls and guys)
If you tickle my tummy, I'll tickle your feet (repeated)
If you kiss me here, I'll kiss you back.
Later on it reverses it:
If you tickle my feet, I'll tickle your tummy.
On the 12" for this, they even drew a cartoon of the guy kissing the girl's toes and tickling her.
I'd still rather hear Destiny's Child sing those lyrics, though!!!