"Okay so a Irish-fillipino guy walks into a bar......" Hello once again sports fans. It's me edv your roving eyewitness tickling reporter. It has indeed been quite a while since I had anything to report, but boy have I got one for you today. In fact if I were reading this, I would probably think it was too good to be true. Hell, I was THERE and I thought it was too good to be true. lol Anyway, this actually happened about 3 weeks ago at a sports bar right across from Camden yards in B-more.
A friend of mine from out of town was visiting and we went to this bar to see a mutual friend who happened to be bartending.
As we settled in and ordered afew cocktails, it was hard not to notice this rather rowdy group of folks who looked like they probably worked together. There were a 3 or 4 pretty hot girls who looked to be about 25 or so, and then there were like a bunch of older guys ranging in age from mid 20's to mid 40's. They got my attention almost immediatley as there was a blonde sitting on this older italian guy's lap and she kept yelping and laughing as if she was being goosed or something, but I didn't reallly havve a good view. After a few minutes of this I stopped trying to see what was going on and joined in the conversation w/my friends catching up on each other and stuff. Luckily for me at this point the conversation turned to fishing and I started to lose interest. Just at this point I heard more shrieking and yelping. But this time the laughter was much more ticklish sounding. I turned my head to the other end of the bar to investigate the source of this laughter, and what I saw truely shocked me into a state of disbelief. One of the girls was kind of hanging on to the edge of the bar laughing, yelping and HOPPING AROUND trying not to lose her balance. I couldn't see what was going on behind her at all but I'm thinking someones GOT to be tickling her.
So it was kind of awkward but I just HAD to get up and see what was going on. What I saw was better than I could have ever imagined. The girl was bout 5'5 and had light brownish hair. Her face resembled that of Celine Dion, but in a cute college kind of way. And the middle aged Italian guy was just sitting there tickling this poor girl's bare foot that he had completely locked in his arms! He had her shoe and sock sitting right next to him on the bench and he was just semi-casually tickling away as this girl went nuts and just could not get away from him. She was hopping around and trying to grab onto the edge of the bar for leverage, but it was no use. I mean...he REALLY had her good. She kept hopping up on the barstool with her one free knee and trying to pull herself to freedom to no avail. She was no longer shrieking now. She was screaming bloody murder. The guy kept switching from the classic one finger technique, to the famous four-finger scrabble. I just stood there with my jaw on the floor trying to look casual like I was trying to see what was going on in the game that was on the tv above them. Her screams and pleas for mercy were absolutley spectacular at this point. Btw this seemed to be rather common behavior for these folks because everyone was just going about thier buisness despite the fact that this girl was in hysterics. He finally relented after a solid 5 minutes or so, after making her make many silly promises. He then teased her by not giving her shoe and sock back. It was just so incredibly sexy to see this girl sittling there all flushed, with one tennis shoe and sock on and one foot bare. She was too wiped out to even fight with him about it at first, so she just stayed there on the barstool like that for a good 20 minutes which was when they left. I walked back over and rejoined my friends a CHANGED man.lol
So thats it. That scene has been stuck in my mind for a few weeks. I figured I should relay it to you all while it was still somewhat fresh. Hope you liked it. Thats all sports fans.
Peace
Ed
A friend of mine from out of town was visiting and we went to this bar to see a mutual friend who happened to be bartending.
As we settled in and ordered afew cocktails, it was hard not to notice this rather rowdy group of folks who looked like they probably worked together. There were a 3 or 4 pretty hot girls who looked to be about 25 or so, and then there were like a bunch of older guys ranging in age from mid 20's to mid 40's. They got my attention almost immediatley as there was a blonde sitting on this older italian guy's lap and she kept yelping and laughing as if she was being goosed or something, but I didn't reallly havve a good view. After a few minutes of this I stopped trying to see what was going on and joined in the conversation w/my friends catching up on each other and stuff. Luckily for me at this point the conversation turned to fishing and I started to lose interest. Just at this point I heard more shrieking and yelping. But this time the laughter was much more ticklish sounding. I turned my head to the other end of the bar to investigate the source of this laughter, and what I saw truely shocked me into a state of disbelief. One of the girls was kind of hanging on to the edge of the bar laughing, yelping and HOPPING AROUND trying not to lose her balance. I couldn't see what was going on behind her at all but I'm thinking someones GOT to be tickling her.So it was kind of awkward but I just HAD to get up and see what was going on. What I saw was better than I could have ever imagined. The girl was bout 5'5 and had light brownish hair. Her face resembled that of Celine Dion, but in a cute college kind of way. And the middle aged Italian guy was just sitting there tickling this poor girl's bare foot that he had completely locked in his arms! He had her shoe and sock sitting right next to him on the bench and he was just semi-casually tickling away as this girl went nuts and just could not get away from him. She was hopping around and trying to grab onto the edge of the bar for leverage, but it was no use. I mean...he REALLY had her good. She kept hopping up on the barstool with her one free knee and trying to pull herself to freedom to no avail. She was no longer shrieking now. She was screaming bloody murder. The guy kept switching from the classic one finger technique, to the famous four-finger scrabble. I just stood there with my jaw on the floor trying to look casual like I was trying to see what was going on in the game that was on the tv above them. Her screams and pleas for mercy were absolutley spectacular at this point. Btw this seemed to be rather common behavior for these folks because everyone was just going about thier buisness despite the fact that this girl was in hysterics. He finally relented after a solid 5 minutes or so, after making her make many silly promises. He then teased her by not giving her shoe and sock back. It was just so incredibly sexy to see this girl sittling there all flushed, with one tennis shoe and sock on and one foot bare. She was too wiped out to even fight with him about it at first, so she just stayed there on the barstool like that for a good 20 minutes which was when they left. I walked back over and rejoined my friends a CHANGED man.lol
So thats it. That scene has been stuck in my mind for a few weeks. I figured I should relay it to you all while it was still somewhat fresh. Hope you liked it. Thats all sports fans.
Peace
Ed
