An argument against cyber.
Got his from a humor-site. I didn't create it. I do support the view it portrays whole-heartedly, though... *giggle*
**CyberStud101 has entered the chat**
**SexYgIrL has entered the chat**
CyberStud101 > Hello, sweetheart. What do you look like?
SExYgIrL > I'm wearing a red blouse, miniskirt, high heels. I work out every day, have a tan, looking perfect in every way. 91-60-91. What do YOU look like?
CyberStud101 > I'm about 6', about 200 lbs. I'm wearing glasses and blue boxers I just bought at Walmart. Also, I'm wearing a T-shirt stained with some BBQ-sauce from dinner... it smells funny.
SExYgIrL > I want you. Want to fuck me?
CyberStud101 > OK.
SExYgIrL > We're in my bedroom. Slow music is playing, candles are burning on my dressing-table and the commode. I look into your eyes, smiling. My hand glides down to your crotch and begins stroking your huge, growing erection.
CyberStud101 > I gulp, I start sweating.
SExYgIrL > I pull your T-shirt off and plant a kiss on your chest.
CyberStud101 > I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are shaking.
SExYgIrL > I moan gently.
CyberStud101 > I take your blouse and let it slide down slowly.
SExYgIrL > I throw my head back in pleasure. The cold silk glides away from my naked skin. I rub your knob faster, massage and squeeze it.
CyberStud101 > Suddenly my hands spasm wildly, unfortunately ripping a hole into your blouse. I'm sorry.
SExYgIrL > It's OK, it wasn't that expensive, really.
CyberStud101 > I'll pay for it.
SExYgIrL > Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a black lace bra. My soft breasts lift and lower rhythmically, as I start breathing heavier.
CyberStud101 > I fumble with the fastener on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have scissors around?
SExYgIrL > I take your hand and kiss it gently. I reach back and open the fastener. The bra falls away from my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
CyberStud101 > How did you do that? I take the bra and examine the fastener with stunned disbelief in my eyes.
SExYgIrL > I arch my back. Oh baby. I want to feel your tongue everywhere on my hot skin.
CyberStud101 > I drop the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're great!
SExYgIrL > I run my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling at your ear.
CyberStud101 > I sneeze all of the sudden. Your breasts are covered with spit and mucus.
SExYgIrL > What?
CyberStud101 > I'm so sorry. Honest.
SExYgIrL > I wipe off the mucus with the remains of my blouse.
CyberStud101 > I take the blouse from you and let it bump to the floor.
SExYgIrL > OK. I pull your boxers down and rub your engorged tool.
CyberStud101 > I scream like a girl. Your hands are cold! AYYYY!
SExYgIrL > I pull my miniskirt down. Take my panties off!
CyberStud101 > I pull your slip down. My tongue goes everywhere, in and out, tasting you... um... wait a minute.
SExYgIrL > What's the problem?
CyberStud101 > Pubic hair is stuck in my throat. I'm suffocating!
SExYgIrL > Are you OK?
CyberStud101 > I've got a coughing-fit. I'm turning beet-red.
SExYgIrL > Can I help you?
CyberStud101 > I run to the kitchen, gagging violently. I'm rummaging through the cup-boards for cups. Where do you store your cups?
SExYgIrL > In the closet next to the sink.
CyberStud101 > I'm drinking a cup of water. Yes, that's better.
SExYgIrL > Come back to me, lover.
CyberStud101 > I'm washing the cup right now.
SExYgIrL > I loll around in the bed for you.
CyberStud101 > I wipe the cup dry. I put it back into the closet now. And now I return to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark. I lost my way. Where's the bedroom?
SExYgIrL > Last door on the left at the end of the hallway.
CyberStud101 > I found it.
SExYgIrL > I tear off your pants. I moan. I want you so much.
CyberStud101 > Me too.
SExYgIrL > Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies are pressing against one another.
CyberStud101 > Your face is pressing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
SExYgIrL > Why don't you take your glasses off?
CyberStud101 > OK, but I can't see so much without them. I put them onto the coffee-table.
SExYgIrL > I bend over on the bed. Do me, baby.
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CyberStud101 > I have to pee. I feel my way blindly through the room towards the bathroom.
SExYgIrL > Hurry back, lover.
CyberStud101 > I found the bathroom, but it's dark. I feel for the toilet. I lift the lid.
SExYgIrL > I'm waiting desperately for your return.
CyberStud101 > I'm done with my business. I look for the flushing-valve, but I can't seem to find it. Uh-oh!
SExYgIrL > What's the problem this time?
CyberStud101 > I just realized that I've peed into your laundry-basket. Sorry for that. I go back to the bedroom, feeling my way blindly.
SExYgIrL > Um, yes. Hurry up!
CyberStud101 > OK, now I stick my... you know... thing... into your... you know... female thing.
SExYgIrL > YES! Do me, baby! Do me!
CyberStud101 > I touch your smooth bottom. It feels so good. I kiss your neck. Um, I'm having some small problems here.
SExYgIrL > I move my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't bear it another second! Penetrate me! Fuck me now!
CyberStud101 > I'm slack.
SExYgIrL > What?
CyberStud101 > I'm limp. I can't get an erection.
SExYgIrL > I get up and turn around, a disbelieving look on my face.
CyberStud101 > I shrug, sad faced, my wiener is totally flaccid. I reach for my glasses to look what's wrong.
SExYgIrL > No, not important. I put my underwear back on. Now I'm putting on my wet, disgusting blouse.
CyberStud101 > No, wait! I look around, trying to locate the coffee-table. I feel along the dressing-table, knocking over hairspray-cans, picture frames and your candles.
SExYgIrL > I button-up my blouse. Now I'm putting my shoes on.
CyberStud101 > I found my glasses. I put them on. Oh no! One of our candles fell to the floor! The curtains are burning! I point at them, a shocked look on my face.
SExYgIrL > Go to hell. I'm logging, you loser.
CyberStud101 > Now the carpet's on fire, too! Oh noooooooo!
**SExYgIrL has left the chat**
**CyberStud101 has left the chat**
Got his from a humor-site. I didn't create it. I do support the view it portrays whole-heartedly, though... *giggle*
**CyberStud101 has entered the chat**
**SexYgIrL has entered the chat**
CyberStud101 > Hello, sweetheart. What do you look like?
SExYgIrL > I'm wearing a red blouse, miniskirt, high heels. I work out every day, have a tan, looking perfect in every way. 91-60-91. What do YOU look like?
CyberStud101 > I'm about 6', about 200 lbs. I'm wearing glasses and blue boxers I just bought at Walmart. Also, I'm wearing a T-shirt stained with some BBQ-sauce from dinner... it smells funny.
SExYgIrL > I want you. Want to fuck me?
CyberStud101 > OK.
SExYgIrL > We're in my bedroom. Slow music is playing, candles are burning on my dressing-table and the commode. I look into your eyes, smiling. My hand glides down to your crotch and begins stroking your huge, growing erection.
CyberStud101 > I gulp, I start sweating.
SExYgIrL > I pull your T-shirt off and plant a kiss on your chest.
CyberStud101 > I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are shaking.
SExYgIrL > I moan gently.
CyberStud101 > I take your blouse and let it slide down slowly.
SExYgIrL > I throw my head back in pleasure. The cold silk glides away from my naked skin. I rub your knob faster, massage and squeeze it.
CyberStud101 > Suddenly my hands spasm wildly, unfortunately ripping a hole into your blouse. I'm sorry.
SExYgIrL > It's OK, it wasn't that expensive, really.
CyberStud101 > I'll pay for it.
SExYgIrL > Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a black lace bra. My soft breasts lift and lower rhythmically, as I start breathing heavier.
CyberStud101 > I fumble with the fastener on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have scissors around?
SExYgIrL > I take your hand and kiss it gently. I reach back and open the fastener. The bra falls away from my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
CyberStud101 > How did you do that? I take the bra and examine the fastener with stunned disbelief in my eyes.
SExYgIrL > I arch my back. Oh baby. I want to feel your tongue everywhere on my hot skin.
CyberStud101 > I drop the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're great!
SExYgIrL > I run my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling at your ear.
CyberStud101 > I sneeze all of the sudden. Your breasts are covered with spit and mucus.
SExYgIrL > What?
CyberStud101 > I'm so sorry. Honest.
SExYgIrL > I wipe off the mucus with the remains of my blouse.
CyberStud101 > I take the blouse from you and let it bump to the floor.
SExYgIrL > OK. I pull your boxers down and rub your engorged tool.
CyberStud101 > I scream like a girl. Your hands are cold! AYYYY!
SExYgIrL > I pull my miniskirt down. Take my panties off!
CyberStud101 > I pull your slip down. My tongue goes everywhere, in and out, tasting you... um... wait a minute.
SExYgIrL > What's the problem?
CyberStud101 > Pubic hair is stuck in my throat. I'm suffocating!
SExYgIrL > Are you OK?
CyberStud101 > I've got a coughing-fit. I'm turning beet-red.
SExYgIrL > Can I help you?
CyberStud101 > I run to the kitchen, gagging violently. I'm rummaging through the cup-boards for cups. Where do you store your cups?
SExYgIrL > In the closet next to the sink.
CyberStud101 > I'm drinking a cup of water. Yes, that's better.
SExYgIrL > Come back to me, lover.
CyberStud101 > I'm washing the cup right now.
SExYgIrL > I loll around in the bed for you.
CyberStud101 > I wipe the cup dry. I put it back into the closet now. And now I return to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark. I lost my way. Where's the bedroom?
SExYgIrL > Last door on the left at the end of the hallway.
CyberStud101 > I found it.
SExYgIrL > I tear off your pants. I moan. I want you so much.
CyberStud101 > Me too.
SExYgIrL > Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies are pressing against one another.
CyberStud101 > Your face is pressing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
SExYgIrL > Why don't you take your glasses off?
CyberStud101 > OK, but I can't see so much without them. I put them onto the coffee-table.
SExYgIrL > I bend over on the bed. Do me, baby.
.
CyberStud101 > I have to pee. I feel my way blindly through the room towards the bathroom.
SExYgIrL > Hurry back, lover.
CyberStud101 > I found the bathroom, but it's dark. I feel for the toilet. I lift the lid.
SExYgIrL > I'm waiting desperately for your return.
CyberStud101 > I'm done with my business. I look for the flushing-valve, but I can't seem to find it. Uh-oh!
SExYgIrL > What's the problem this time?
CyberStud101 > I just realized that I've peed into your laundry-basket. Sorry for that. I go back to the bedroom, feeling my way blindly.
SExYgIrL > Um, yes. Hurry up!
CyberStud101 > OK, now I stick my... you know... thing... into your... you know... female thing.
SExYgIrL > YES! Do me, baby! Do me!
CyberStud101 > I touch your smooth bottom. It feels so good. I kiss your neck. Um, I'm having some small problems here.
SExYgIrL > I move my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't bear it another second! Penetrate me! Fuck me now!
CyberStud101 > I'm slack.
SExYgIrL > What?
CyberStud101 > I'm limp. I can't get an erection.
SExYgIrL > I get up and turn around, a disbelieving look on my face.
CyberStud101 > I shrug, sad faced, my wiener is totally flaccid. I reach for my glasses to look what's wrong.
SExYgIrL > No, not important. I put my underwear back on. Now I'm putting on my wet, disgusting blouse.
CyberStud101 > No, wait! I look around, trying to locate the coffee-table. I feel along the dressing-table, knocking over hairspray-cans, picture frames and your candles.
SExYgIrL > I button-up my blouse. Now I'm putting my shoes on.
CyberStud101 > I found my glasses. I put them on. Oh no! One of our candles fell to the floor! The curtains are burning! I point at them, a shocked look on my face.
SExYgIrL > Go to hell. I'm logging, you loser.
CyberStud101 > Now the carpet's on fire, too! Oh noooooooo!
**SExYgIrL has left the chat**
**CyberStud101 has left the chat**
