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will and grace transcripts

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SCENE I: Will's Apartment

[Saturday morning. JACK is asleep on the couch. WILL tries to wake him up.]

WILL: Jack, wake up.

[WILL TAPS JACK ON THE LEG. JACK DOESN'T MOVE.]

WILL: Jack? Oh, no, I think there's a tickle bug in the couch.

[WILL WALKS UP TO JACK AND BEGINS TICKLING HIM.]

JACK: Not a tickle bug! Not a tickle bug! [LAUGHS] Not a tickle bug!

[JACK SWATS WILL AWAY.]

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VAL: So what are you working on there, G-Dog?

GRACE: Um, it's a meditation room for this client I'm trying to land.

VAL: Wow. That's nifty. I'd sure love a room like that.

GRACE: I'm surprised the court hasn't ordered you to be in a room like that.

VAL: Very funny! [VAL TICKLES GRACE] Tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle!

VAL: You're ticklish. See? You know what? I miss this! I miss this so much.

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ROSARIO: You two are like "dumb and drunker."

KAREN: Don't you love our Ro-Ro? Let's tickle her!

JACK: Dog-pile on, Rosie!

ROSARIO: No, no, no, don't tickle me. No, please, I have to finish this sweater for Mr. Stan so you can take it to him tomorrow when you visit him.
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SISSY: Well, I thought you said that you were teaching a class tonight.

JACK: Yeah, but I don't wanna. Work's no fun. I wanna stay here and play with you, like we used to [POUTS].

SISSY: I remember that sour puss. I also remember the only thing that could turn that frown upside down. A visit from Mr. Tickle-Wickle.

JACK: Uh-uh, uh-uh!

[SISSY TICKLES JACK AND HE CACKLES LIKE A KID.]

JACK: [SIGHS] Now that's fun, okay?

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WILL: Ooh, badges. Get those in cub scouts? I myself will never know the joy of scouting because I like to kiss other boys. What are you, actors? My God, the lengths this woman will go to entertain herself.

KORN: Sir, we're not actors.

WILL: Oh, come on. Sure you are. In fact, I think I saw you in a commercial for, uh, anti-anxiety medicine. You couldn't leave the house? Now you're the life of the party. [WILL DOES A LITTLE DANCE.]

PEMBLETON: Sir, this is serious.

WILL: Yeah, I know, I know. You're "FBI agents." But come on. I mean, would actual feds be this ticklish? [TICKLING PEMBLETON] Blblblblbl! [PEMBLETON DOESN'T FLINCH.]

PEMBLETON: For the last 11 months, we've been conducting an investigation into Stanley Walker's financial affairs.

WILL: [TICKLING PEMBLETON] Blblblbl! [PEMBLETON DOESN'T FLINCH.]

PEMBLETON: We've discovered several discrepancies which have led us to believe-- [WILL TICKLES PEMBLETON AND FINDS HIS TICKLISH SPOT] Ha ha ha! [STEPPING BACK] Please!

[KORN PULLS PEMBLETON BEHIND HER.]

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GRACE: [GIGGLING] Oh, Will, stop tickling me.

WILL: I'm not tickling you.

MARILYN: Oh, I'm so sorry, Grace. My goodness, that's a thick stubble. I thought that was George's leg.

[WILL LAUGHS.]

GRACE: [EMBARASSED] Will was rushing me. I didn't have time to--
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KAREN: Listen, face your fears. You're not a kid, anymore. You're a big, strong man, so get over it.

JACK: Karen, there's no way I'm going over to that... You just called me a big, strong man.

KAREN: Yes, I did, you big, strong man.

JACK: Ok, I'll go. I'm gonna go. Big, strong man.

KAREN: There's a bunny! [TICKLING JACK]

JACK: Ha ha! Stop it!

KAREN: Little bunny! [TICKLING JACK]

JACK: Stop it!

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Thanks for posting this info. I was never a big Will and Grace fan, but I do like Debra Messing and I like to keep track of maintsream tickle scenes. The W&G writers obviously includede a lot of tickle references. That's great!

I love the scene where Will ran the hand-held vac over Grace's belly and she laughed hysterically.
 
There was also an episode where Will tickled Grace out in the hallway between their two apartments. Their friends were getting married, and Grace was hosting the bridal shower, and Will has having the stag party. Grace had slept w/the groom, and Will was teasing her about it.

And another episode where Grace was staying at Karens ritzy house, and the maids were giving them pedicures. As soon as they touched Grace's feet, she had kind of a ticklish reaction. She laughed, and said something like "oh you don't have to do that."

I wish that busty brunette, Karen would get tickled. Personally I think Will & Grace is funny as hell. The tickling makes a great sitcom even better.
 
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