I am sorry if I offended anyone, I was just pissed about life in general, and so I took it out on Howard Stern.
I just figured that Howard always talked about how he could do anything and all this other stuff, and all this "kind of all media" stuff, so I wondered if he was just bullshitting and screwing us over by not getting big name stars like what that other guys said up top. Just now I read about how he might be more comfortable around certain people, and that was something I didn't think of.
I then reviewed my Nikki and Maria tapes, and decided you really couldn't fake those reactions, and Howards and Artie's real happiness. I was just about to post that, but you guys beat me to it.
Sorry for being an ass. And I wish I could put femal celebs in a tickle chair without being arrested, so I was prolly just jealous about that too.