okay folks, here comes the next part of the WOWF. this is the "Smackdown" version for WOW. thanks for the feedback so far and i hope you enjoy this next episode. feedback is always welcomed. characters of WOW can be found at www.wowe.com WWE Divas at www.wwedivas.com GLOW characters at www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Network/7076/ and Lana Star at www.absolutelana.com enjoy!
Billie sat on a chair in the locker room, trying to relax after her match when she saw someone approach her. she looked up and saw that it was Victoria. Victoria had a smile on her face and Billie returned the smile.
"good job winning your match." Victoria said, extending her hand.
"thanks. good luck in your match next week. I hope you win the World title because i definitely dont want to see it go to a Glamour Girl." Billie told her.
"i'll do my best. Billie, are you disappointed that you're here in the WOWF instead of the WOWE?" Victoria asked.
"well.......to tell you the truth, i wish i was in the WOWE. Terri and Beckie are my best friends. now i am over here by myself." Billie replied.
"i understand. but, i'm here to tell you that i would like to be your friend. now that we are here, i think we need to stick together. these Glamour Girls travel in packs. i saw what kind of havoc they can wreak." Victoria told her.
"i know. look Victoria, i hope i didnt sound like i didnt want to be your friend. it's just that i miss my best friends. but you're right. we need to stick together so we can beat the Glamour Girls. hopefully, they dont win any titles because that will be one big headache...." Billie said, shaking Victoria's hand.
both women knew that they would have to gain more allies as they braced themselves to take on the Glamour Girls. if they didnt, then the Glamour Girls would easily take over the WOWF.
"this is Terri Runnels and i am standing outside the Glamour Girl locker room. i am waiting for Sable as she prepares to take on Ice Cold in the WOWF U.S. Championship tournament. wait! here she comes! Sable, how do you feel about your match tonight?" Terri asked as Sable closed the door.
"what do you want?" Sable said in a huff.
"how do you feel about your matchup with Ice Cold?" Terri asked again.
"who? dont you mean Baldylocks?" Sable laughed.
"Ice Cold is determined to win the U.S. title. she told me earlier that she would love nothing more but to beat you." Terri told her.
"hahahahaha! Ice Cold is a funny person. what else should i expect from a woman with no hair? listen to me because i am only going to say it once. the U.S. title will be MINE! i was cheated out of the Continental title before, but i am going to make DAMN SURE i win this title. it's as good as mine. now if you dont mind, i have a match to win." Sable told Terri as she walked off.
SABLE (Glamour Girls)
vs
ICE COLD
"ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for ONE fall and it is a 1st round match in the United States Championship Tournament. introducing first, representing the Glamour Girls, here is SABLE!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
Sable's music hit and the crowd booed as the blond vixen made her appearance at the top of the stage. dressed in a black sports bra, with silver shorts and black boots covered by kickboxing shin guards, Sable walked down the ramp. her blond hair was tied back into a long ponytail and on her face was a smirk as she walked down the ramp. she was full of confidence as she approached the ring. she was still upset that Hollywood cost her a chance for gold, now she was determined to win the U.S. title. she made it to the ring and with a cocky smile, she looked at the audience. she knew her opponent was talented, but she knew she was better. nothing was going to stop her from winning the tournament.
Johnny C: "look at Sable. she sure looks confident heading into this match."
Bobby: "she should! Sable is by far the best wrestler in the tournament for the U.S. title. you are looking at the champion. i feel it in my bones!"
Johnny C: "but i got to tell you, Ice Cold is one tough competitor."
Bobby: "the same woman who has no hair? believe me pal, Sable has this wrapped up. she is a former WWE Women's Champion you know! this is just a warmup for Sable. by the way, did you see her Playboy issue? she is one HOT lady! i have a copy right here...."
Johnny C: "put that away! this is a family show!"
"now introducing her opponent, from the cold Arctic Circle, here is ICE.....COLD!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the music of Ice Cold played and the crowd cheered as Ice Cold made her appearance at the top of the stage. she was clad in her silver top with a silver skirt, long silver gloves and long silver wrestling boots. Ice Cold looked over the capacity crowd, then started to walk down the aisle, her bald head exposed for all to see. a little "fuzz" covered her head, but Ice Cold tried to walk with confidence. she felt so embarrassed, so humiliated but the cheers of the crowd made her feel a little better. she then tried to focus on the task at hand. Ice Cold wanted a championship and she wanted one badly. this was a prime opportunity and she was taking on an old rival. she never forgot when Sable humilated her by tickling her into a ball of goo. she made it to the ring and cast an icy glare at Sable.
Johnny C: "Ice Cold looks ready for action. she looks good doesnt she?"
Bobby: "oh please!!! Ice Cold looks like a q-tip right now. do you think she will grant me three wishes?"
Johnny C: "you are mean!"
Bobby: "like Jesse Ventura used to say, 'i tell it like it is'!!"
Merman, the referee, called for the bell and the match began. Sable took one look at Ice Cold and started laughing. Ice Cold's face turned to rage and she charged Sable. Sable saw her coming and did a drop toe hold and Ice Cold's face bounced off the mat. Sable got to her feet quickly and waited for Ice Cold to stand up. Ice Cold got to her feet, then from behind, Sable performed a German Suplex. Ice Cold's head bounced off the mat and she was in pain.
Bobby: "i'm surprised Ice Cold's head didnt cause a hole in the mat. isnt her head shaped like a wrecking ball?"
Johnny C: "Brain, lay off the head jokes."
Bobby: "i feel like walking up to Ice Cold and saying, 'look into my crystal ball!' HAHAHAHAHA! i LOVE IT!!"
Sable rolled Ice Cold over and went for the cover. 1.........2.......KICKOUT. Merman told Sable it was only a two count and Sable tried to grab Ice Cold's hair, but her hands slipped off her head. Ice Cold then stood up and kicked Sable in the midsection causing Sable to hunch over. Ice Cold then delivered a DDT and went for the cover. 1.........2.........KICKOUT. Sable kicked out, but Ice Cold wasnt done. she pulled Sable up by her ponytail, then rammed Sable's head into the turnbuckles. Ice Cold rammed Sable's face 10 times and the crowd chanted the count. Sable staggered on her feet, then Ice Cold executed a german Suplex on Sable. Ice Cold then got to the second rope and delivered a leg drop off the ropes. Ice Cold then went for the cover. 1.........2........foot on the ropes. Ice Cold looked at Sable's foot on the ropes and was pissed. she then grabbed that same foot and dragged Sable to the middle of the ring. Ice Cold then ripped off the shin guard, then started to unlace Sable's boot. Sable felt the laces coming undone and used her other foot to kick Ice Cold's knee. Ice Cold fell to the canvas, moaning in pain. Sable then got back to her feet and looked at Ice Cold.
"okay baldy, since you are so anxious to play with feet, i am going to play with yours...." Sable said as she grabbed Ice Cold's ankle.
Ice Cold felt Sable put her in a step over toe hold, wretching her knee. Ice Cold yelled in pain, but also began to worry when she felt sable unlacing her boot. she knew what sable was after and tried to reach Sable's face. Sable then twisted her ankle really hard and Ice Cold screamed in pain. Sable then unlaced the boot and began to tug it off. Ice Cold tried to keep the boot on, but it was no use. the boot came free and Ice Cold's sock was exposed.
"let's take a look at these piggies..." Sable teased.
Ice Cold then watched helplessly as she felt her sock being pulled off. the sock slipped off her heel and Ice Cold raked Sable's eyes. Sable let go of the hold and Ice Cold got to her feet. she tried to kick Sable in the gut, but sable caught her foot, then wretched the ankle, sending Ice Cold to the mat and Sable had her in the ankle lock. Merman asked Ice Cold if she wanted to give up, but Ice Cold refused. Sable then pulled off the rest of the sock, exposing Ice Cold's bare right foot. Sable then looked at the sole and laughed. on Ice Cold's right sole was the tatoo that read "TICKLE ME PLEASE". Sable smiled and happily obliged. she began to rake her nails along the very sensitive sole of Ice Cold, who immediately broke out into hysterics.
Johnny C: "is that a tatoo on Ice Cold's foot?"
Bobby: "yes it is! that woman is constantly being humiliated! tatoos on both of her feet and a bald head. now, all she has to do is tap out and her humiliation is cimplete."
Sable traced the letters on Ice Cold's foot with her fingers and enjoyed listening to Ice Cold screaming like a little girl. she saw Ice Cold's toes wiggling wildly, then attacked the center of the ball of the foot, Ice Cold's most ticklish area on her foot.
"give up already!" Sable yelled.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP STOP!!! IT TICKLES!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MERCY!!!" Ice Cold laughed.
Sable continued her tickle torture and had Ice Cold right in the middle of the ring. she would stop tickling and apply more pressure on the ankle lock, sending Ice Cold into painful screams. then she resumed the foot tickling and attacked the ball of the foot. Ice Cold closed her eyes and continued laughing. she tried reaching for the ropes, but Sable had her cinched in good. ever since she got the tatoos on her feet, her feet were very delicate and very sensitive. she couldnt take it anymore as Sable never left the ball of her foot. she tapped out on the mat and Merman called for the bell.
Johnny C: "Ice Cold tapped out! i cant believe it!"
Bobby: "i can! Ice Cold is a loser and her tatooed soles are very ticklish! plus, i'm glad she tapped because her bald head is starting to blind me with that glare...."
"Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, SABLE!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
Sable gave a few more tickles, then released Ice Cold's ankle. her music played and she had a smirk on her face. she was now in the U.S. Championship tournament final and was one win away from wearing the gold. she looked at Ice Cold laying on the mat, trying to catch her breath. Sable kicked her in the ribs, then left the ring. Ice Cold laid on the mat for a little while. she felt so embarrassed. she saw her silver boot laying on the canvas and got to her feet. she covered her head with one arm, grabbed her boot and walked back up the aisle. the humiliation was too much for her to bear.
**********COMMERCIAL********
Sable entered the Glamour Girl dressing room and received hugs and kisses from her fellow Glamour Girls. Sable motioned her hands around her waist, signaling the title belt was going to be hers.
"Sable, you humiliated that blad bitch!" Sunny told her.
"just one win away! then that United States Championship is MINE!" Sable said with pride.
"now it's your turn Trish! please, please PRETTY PLEASE beat that flea ridden jungle bitch!" Lana told her.
"oh dont worry Lana. after i am through with Jungle Grrl, she will be nothing more than a stuffed animal. wish me luck!" Trish said as she left the dressing room.
Ice Cold was walking backstage when she noticed someone following her. she turned around and saw Molly Holly. Molly covered her mouth and started giggling.
"what are you laughing at?" Ice Cold asked.
"you! look at your head! you are one UGLY woman!" Molly laughed.
"if i remember correctly, wasnt your head shaved too?" Ice Cold smiled back.
"but, i look better than you. plus, i dont have tattoos on my feet. you really are a loser..." Molly said.
"listen bitch! if you dont leave me alone, i'll...." Ice Cold began.
"you'll what? blind me with that shiny head of yours?" Molly laughed.
Ice Cold then lunged towards Molly, but Molly sidestepped her and managed to kick Ice Cold in the jaw. Ice Cold fell to the ground in pain and Molly grabbed her left ankle.
"you know, let's see what your other foot says..." Molly teased.
Ice Cold felt her left boot getting unlaced and Molly pulled it off, then peeled her sock off, exposing her other foot. Molly laughed when she read the tatto aloud.
"it's says, 'I'M A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GIRL!" Molly laughed. "laugh for me naughty girl!" Molly laughed as she began to tickle ice Cold's sole.
Ice Cold exploded in laughter as Molly tickled her newly exposed left foot. Molly went after the toes and Ice Cold shrieked. finally, the officials came to break it up and Molly laughed as she was escorted away. Ice Cold laid on the floor and covered her face. she just gotten humiliated again.
"this is Terri Runnels standing by with Jungle Grrl. Jungle Grrl, tonight you face a former WWE Women's Champion in Trish Stratus in the 1st round of the WOWF World Championship tournament. at SCORN, you got Lana Star to submit to you, do you plan to make Trish do the same?" Terri asked.
"you know Terri, i LOVED torturing Lana at SCORN. now i get her partner in crime, Miss Trish Stratus. Trish thinks she is so good, but she is nothing but a fake boob, legs open, bitch! tonight, she learns the law of the jungle as i devour her on my way to winning the WOWF World title! if you think Lana screaming was fun, wait till you see what Trish does." Jungle Grrl laughed as she walked away.
"Ladies and gentlemen! this match is scheduled for one fall and it is a 1st round match for the WOWF World Championship tournament. introducing first, representing the Glamour Girls, here is TRISH STRATUS!!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the music of Trish Stratus played and the crowd booed as Trish made her appearance at the top of the stage. dressed in a pink shirt with black pants and black boots, she began to walk down the aisle. she heard the boos, but it only made her smile. she felt she was the best woman wrestler in the world and she was going to prove it. she was a former WWE Women's Champion and was going to show everyone that she is the champ. she made it to the ring and stared at the crowd. she then saw the commentators and winked.
Johnny C: "folks, there she is! the stunning Trish Stratus!"
Bobby: "did you see her wink at me?! i told you i am the ladies man!"
Johnny C: "i didnt know weasels were ladies men..."
Bobby: "HEY! watch your tongue Johnny Crap! i am the BRAIN! Trish Stratus winked at me because i am a WINNER and so will she be after this match is done!"
"........and her opponent, coming from deep in the jungle, please welcome, JUNGLE GRRL!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the song "Welcome to the Jungle" played and the crowd cheered as Jungle Grrl made her way down the ramp. dressed in a leopard print wrestling dress with black shorts underneath and barefoot, Jungle Grrl focused on Trish in the ring. Jungle Grrl knew she had to be at her best to beat Trish. Jungle Grrl really wanted to win the World title and beating Trish would give her that opportunity. she also knew Trish was a Glamour Girl now she had to watch for possible interference. she got into the ring and cast a glare at Trish.
Bobby: "dammit! a flea bit me! can someone give Jungle Grrl her flea collar?!"
Johnny C: "Brain, stop it. Jungle Grrl doesnt have fleas. she is probably the toughest woman in women's wrestling today!"
Bobby: "are you kidding?! has she worn any championship belt? NO! Trish has and i KNOW she will win this match!"
Tickler DAE, the referee, called for the bell and the match began. the two locked up and Jungle Grrl used her strength to shove Trish to the canvas. she growled at Trish, who then had a look of concern. she got back to her feet and locked up again. Trish then kicked Jungle Grrl in the midsection and put her in a front headlock. Jungle Grrl then threw Trish off of her and against the ropes. Jungle Grrl then connected on a drop kick, sending Trish outside of the ring. the crowd cheered as Trish slowly got to her feet on the arena floor and Jungle Grrl then jumped over the top rope, connecting on a flying body press onto Trish. Trish crashed to the floor and the crowd went nuts.
Johnny C: "did you see that?! wow!"
Bobby: "poor Trish! i hope she's okay. she might need a massage later. i am of course a licensed massuese...."
Jungle Grrl peeled Trish off the arena floor and threw her back into the ring. she got into the ring and did a leg drop. she went for the cover. 1.........2.........KICKOUT. Tickler DAE, told Jungle Grrl it was only a 2 count. Jungle Grrl then pulled Trish up by the hair and threw her into a corner of the ring. Jungle Grrl went charging into the corner, but Trish lifted her foot and nailed Jungle Grrl with a boot to the head. Jungle Grrl fell to the mat and Trish wasted no time and covered her. 1............2..........KICKOUT. Trish then grabbed Jungle Grrl's hair and lifted her to her feet. she then put Jungle Grrl into a headlock and tried to do her finishing manuever, the Stratusfaction. Jungle Grrl simply lifted her up and did a back suplex. Trish was groggy and Jungle Grrl got to her feet. she then bounced of the ropes and tried a leg drop. Trish rolled out of the way and Jungle Grrl crashed to the mat. Trish then got to her feet and grabbed Jungle Grrl's bare ankle. she then did a step over toe hold and twisted Jungle Grrl's ankle. Tickler DAE asked her if she wanted to give up, but she refused. Trish then smiled and began to stroke her fingers along Jungle Grrl's sole. Jungle Grrl then looked up and saw Trish trying to tickle her foot. Trish looked at her in disbelief.
"i'm not ticklish bitch!" Jungle Grrl yelled, then raked Trish Stratus' eyes.
Trish fell backwards and Jungle Grrl got to her feet and when Trish stood up, Jungle Grrl connected on some chops across the chest. the crowd chanted "WOOOOOOOOO!" with every chop and trish was reeling. she finally fell into the corner and Jungle Grrl tore off her t-shirt, exposing her sports bra.
Johnny C: "hello there!"
Bobby: "look at the size of those melons! i hope Jungle Grrl doesnt chop them off!"
Jungle Grrl looked at Trish's sternum and chopped away at the ample bosom. Trish moaned in pain and was reeling. she could barely stand up. Jungle Grrl looked at Trish's exposed chest, then began to tickle Trish's ribs. Trish let out a squeal and Jungle Grrl continued her rib tickling.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT ARE YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOING?!!! STOP HAHAHEHEHEHEHEH TICKLING MEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!" Trish laughed.
Trish fell out of the corner and onto the mat. Jungle Grrl rolled Trish onto her stomach and straddled her back. she then plunged her fingers into Trish's armpits and Trish went nuts. her blond hair was flying everywhere and she was laughing to the top of her lungs. her legs were kicking wildly and Tickler DAE asked her if she wanted to give up. Trish refused, but Jungle Grrl's strong fingers tickled her badly.
"c'mon Trish! be like Lana Star and GIVE UP!!!!" Jungle Grrl yelled.
"NNNNNEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRRRRHHASHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!" Trish laughed.
"fine then....tickle tickle tickle....." Jungle Grrl teased.
Trish exploded in laughter as Jungle Grrl continued her tickling. Jungle Grrl then "lobster clawed" Trish's ribs and the blond woman screamed like a wild banshee. Tickler DAE asked her if she wanted to give up, but Trish still refused. her eyes were closed shut and tears were trying to leak out. her legs were no longer kicking and she was running out of breath. she couldnt reach for the ropes because Jungle Grrl's weight kept her down. she was getting desperate. she wanted to win this match, but this tickling was getting to her. she felt so helpless like a baby. Jungle Grrl had her trapped and there was no escape!
Johnny C: "looks like Trish is in big trouble! will she submit?!"
Bobby: "c'mon Trish! fight it!! fight it!!!!"
Jungle Grrl knew she had Trish right where she wanted. it was only a matter of time. then the lights in the arena turned pink. the crowd booed as Lana Star made her appearance at the top of the stage.
Johnny C: "what the hell is she doing here?!"
Bobby: "Lana to the rescue!!!!"
Lana Star walked down the ramp and made it to the ring. she then got onto the ring apron and started cussing out Jungle Grrl, then tried to enter the ring. she had a mirror in her hand and as Tickler DAE intercepted her, the mirror fell to the mat. Lana tried getting into the ring, but Tickler DAE wouldnt let her. Jungle Grrl saw this and got up off of Trish and walked over to Lana. Lana tried to slap Jungle Grrl, but Jungle Grrl blocked it and tried reaching for Lana. Tickler DAE was in between the women as they tried to grab each other. Trish got to her feet, picked up the mirror and then bashed Jungle Grrl in the head with it. Jungle Grrl fell to the mat and Trish kicked the glass and the mirror out of the ring.
Johnny C: "she just hit Jungle Grrl with the mirror! she cant do that!"
Bobby: "who cares? the referee didnt see it! HAHA!!"
Trish then grabbed a dazed Jungle Grrl up off the mat and put her in the front headlock. Lana then got off the ring apron as Trish did her finishing manuever, the Stratusfaction. Tickler DAE turned around to see Trish pinning Jungle Grrl. he then made the count. 1...........2...........3!!!!!!!!
Johnny C: "Jungle Grrl was robbed! i cant believe that happened!!"
Bobby: "Trish is one win away from being the World Champion! what a night! goooooooooooooo GLAMOUR GIRLS!!!!!!!"
"...ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, TRISH STRATUS!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the music of Trish Stratus played and Tickler DAE raised her hand, then tended to Jungle Grrl. Lana joined Trish in the ring and celebrated with a hug and a kiss on both cheeks. Trish was pumped as she was one step away. Lana then went over to Jungle Grrl and taunted her.
"NEVER EVER UNDERESTIMATE ME!!!! sleep tight Jungle BITCH!!!!" Lana screamed at her.
Trish hi-fived Lana and the left the ring together. they got to the top of the ramp and Lana raised Trish's arm in victory. Jungle Grrl came to and saw a smiling Lana Star at the top of the ramp. her eyes turned into a snarl and she vowed payback.
Johnny C: "well folks, that concludes our first show! make sure you join us next week with more WOWF action!!!! goodnight everybody!!!"
Bobby: "Trish wins! Trish wins! Trish wins!!!!"
END SHOW
UP NEXT: more tournament action as Victoria takes on Lana Star and Americana takes on Gail Kim!!!!!
okay folks, how did you like this episode. i do want to mention that the matches are shorter, but the tickling action will still be there! i am setting up the storyline and trust me, there will be a lot more tickling action! feedback always welcomed.
Billie sat on a chair in the locker room, trying to relax after her match when she saw someone approach her. she looked up and saw that it was Victoria. Victoria had a smile on her face and Billie returned the smile.
"good job winning your match." Victoria said, extending her hand.
"thanks. good luck in your match next week. I hope you win the World title because i definitely dont want to see it go to a Glamour Girl." Billie told her.
"i'll do my best. Billie, are you disappointed that you're here in the WOWF instead of the WOWE?" Victoria asked.
"well.......to tell you the truth, i wish i was in the WOWE. Terri and Beckie are my best friends. now i am over here by myself." Billie replied.
"i understand. but, i'm here to tell you that i would like to be your friend. now that we are here, i think we need to stick together. these Glamour Girls travel in packs. i saw what kind of havoc they can wreak." Victoria told her.
"i know. look Victoria, i hope i didnt sound like i didnt want to be your friend. it's just that i miss my best friends. but you're right. we need to stick together so we can beat the Glamour Girls. hopefully, they dont win any titles because that will be one big headache...." Billie said, shaking Victoria's hand.
both women knew that they would have to gain more allies as they braced themselves to take on the Glamour Girls. if they didnt, then the Glamour Girls would easily take over the WOWF.
"this is Terri Runnels and i am standing outside the Glamour Girl locker room. i am waiting for Sable as she prepares to take on Ice Cold in the WOWF U.S. Championship tournament. wait! here she comes! Sable, how do you feel about your match tonight?" Terri asked as Sable closed the door.
"what do you want?" Sable said in a huff.
"how do you feel about your matchup with Ice Cold?" Terri asked again.
"who? dont you mean Baldylocks?" Sable laughed.
"Ice Cold is determined to win the U.S. title. she told me earlier that she would love nothing more but to beat you." Terri told her.
"hahahahaha! Ice Cold is a funny person. what else should i expect from a woman with no hair? listen to me because i am only going to say it once. the U.S. title will be MINE! i was cheated out of the Continental title before, but i am going to make DAMN SURE i win this title. it's as good as mine. now if you dont mind, i have a match to win." Sable told Terri as she walked off.
SABLE (Glamour Girls)
vs
ICE COLD
"ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for ONE fall and it is a 1st round match in the United States Championship Tournament. introducing first, representing the Glamour Girls, here is SABLE!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
Sable's music hit and the crowd booed as the blond vixen made her appearance at the top of the stage. dressed in a black sports bra, with silver shorts and black boots covered by kickboxing shin guards, Sable walked down the ramp. her blond hair was tied back into a long ponytail and on her face was a smirk as she walked down the ramp. she was full of confidence as she approached the ring. she was still upset that Hollywood cost her a chance for gold, now she was determined to win the U.S. title. she made it to the ring and with a cocky smile, she looked at the audience. she knew her opponent was talented, but she knew she was better. nothing was going to stop her from winning the tournament.
Johnny C: "look at Sable. she sure looks confident heading into this match."
Bobby: "she should! Sable is by far the best wrestler in the tournament for the U.S. title. you are looking at the champion. i feel it in my bones!"
Johnny C: "but i got to tell you, Ice Cold is one tough competitor."
Bobby: "the same woman who has no hair? believe me pal, Sable has this wrapped up. she is a former WWE Women's Champion you know! this is just a warmup for Sable. by the way, did you see her Playboy issue? she is one HOT lady! i have a copy right here...."
Johnny C: "put that away! this is a family show!"
"now introducing her opponent, from the cold Arctic Circle, here is ICE.....COLD!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the music of Ice Cold played and the crowd cheered as Ice Cold made her appearance at the top of the stage. she was clad in her silver top with a silver skirt, long silver gloves and long silver wrestling boots. Ice Cold looked over the capacity crowd, then started to walk down the aisle, her bald head exposed for all to see. a little "fuzz" covered her head, but Ice Cold tried to walk with confidence. she felt so embarrassed, so humiliated but the cheers of the crowd made her feel a little better. she then tried to focus on the task at hand. Ice Cold wanted a championship and she wanted one badly. this was a prime opportunity and she was taking on an old rival. she never forgot when Sable humilated her by tickling her into a ball of goo. she made it to the ring and cast an icy glare at Sable.
Johnny C: "Ice Cold looks ready for action. she looks good doesnt she?"
Bobby: "oh please!!! Ice Cold looks like a q-tip right now. do you think she will grant me three wishes?"
Johnny C: "you are mean!"
Bobby: "like Jesse Ventura used to say, 'i tell it like it is'!!"
Merman, the referee, called for the bell and the match began. Sable took one look at Ice Cold and started laughing. Ice Cold's face turned to rage and she charged Sable. Sable saw her coming and did a drop toe hold and Ice Cold's face bounced off the mat. Sable got to her feet quickly and waited for Ice Cold to stand up. Ice Cold got to her feet, then from behind, Sable performed a German Suplex. Ice Cold's head bounced off the mat and she was in pain.
Bobby: "i'm surprised Ice Cold's head didnt cause a hole in the mat. isnt her head shaped like a wrecking ball?"
Johnny C: "Brain, lay off the head jokes."
Bobby: "i feel like walking up to Ice Cold and saying, 'look into my crystal ball!' HAHAHAHAHA! i LOVE IT!!"
Sable rolled Ice Cold over and went for the cover. 1.........2.......KICKOUT. Merman told Sable it was only a two count and Sable tried to grab Ice Cold's hair, but her hands slipped off her head. Ice Cold then stood up and kicked Sable in the midsection causing Sable to hunch over. Ice Cold then delivered a DDT and went for the cover. 1.........2.........KICKOUT. Sable kicked out, but Ice Cold wasnt done. she pulled Sable up by her ponytail, then rammed Sable's head into the turnbuckles. Ice Cold rammed Sable's face 10 times and the crowd chanted the count. Sable staggered on her feet, then Ice Cold executed a german Suplex on Sable. Ice Cold then got to the second rope and delivered a leg drop off the ropes. Ice Cold then went for the cover. 1.........2........foot on the ropes. Ice Cold looked at Sable's foot on the ropes and was pissed. she then grabbed that same foot and dragged Sable to the middle of the ring. Ice Cold then ripped off the shin guard, then started to unlace Sable's boot. Sable felt the laces coming undone and used her other foot to kick Ice Cold's knee. Ice Cold fell to the canvas, moaning in pain. Sable then got back to her feet and looked at Ice Cold.
"okay baldy, since you are so anxious to play with feet, i am going to play with yours...." Sable said as she grabbed Ice Cold's ankle.
Ice Cold felt Sable put her in a step over toe hold, wretching her knee. Ice Cold yelled in pain, but also began to worry when she felt sable unlacing her boot. she knew what sable was after and tried to reach Sable's face. Sable then twisted her ankle really hard and Ice Cold screamed in pain. Sable then unlaced the boot and began to tug it off. Ice Cold tried to keep the boot on, but it was no use. the boot came free and Ice Cold's sock was exposed.
"let's take a look at these piggies..." Sable teased.
Ice Cold then watched helplessly as she felt her sock being pulled off. the sock slipped off her heel and Ice Cold raked Sable's eyes. Sable let go of the hold and Ice Cold got to her feet. she tried to kick Sable in the gut, but sable caught her foot, then wretched the ankle, sending Ice Cold to the mat and Sable had her in the ankle lock. Merman asked Ice Cold if she wanted to give up, but Ice Cold refused. Sable then pulled off the rest of the sock, exposing Ice Cold's bare right foot. Sable then looked at the sole and laughed. on Ice Cold's right sole was the tatoo that read "TICKLE ME PLEASE". Sable smiled and happily obliged. she began to rake her nails along the very sensitive sole of Ice Cold, who immediately broke out into hysterics.
Johnny C: "is that a tatoo on Ice Cold's foot?"
Bobby: "yes it is! that woman is constantly being humiliated! tatoos on both of her feet and a bald head. now, all she has to do is tap out and her humiliation is cimplete."
Sable traced the letters on Ice Cold's foot with her fingers and enjoyed listening to Ice Cold screaming like a little girl. she saw Ice Cold's toes wiggling wildly, then attacked the center of the ball of the foot, Ice Cold's most ticklish area on her foot.
"give up already!" Sable yelled.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP STOP!!! IT TICKLES!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MERCY!!!" Ice Cold laughed.
Sable continued her tickle torture and had Ice Cold right in the middle of the ring. she would stop tickling and apply more pressure on the ankle lock, sending Ice Cold into painful screams. then she resumed the foot tickling and attacked the ball of the foot. Ice Cold closed her eyes and continued laughing. she tried reaching for the ropes, but Sable had her cinched in good. ever since she got the tatoos on her feet, her feet were very delicate and very sensitive. she couldnt take it anymore as Sable never left the ball of her foot. she tapped out on the mat and Merman called for the bell.
Johnny C: "Ice Cold tapped out! i cant believe it!"
Bobby: "i can! Ice Cold is a loser and her tatooed soles are very ticklish! plus, i'm glad she tapped because her bald head is starting to blind me with that glare...."
"Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, SABLE!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
Sable gave a few more tickles, then released Ice Cold's ankle. her music played and she had a smirk on her face. she was now in the U.S. Championship tournament final and was one win away from wearing the gold. she looked at Ice Cold laying on the mat, trying to catch her breath. Sable kicked her in the ribs, then left the ring. Ice Cold laid on the mat for a little while. she felt so embarrassed. she saw her silver boot laying on the canvas and got to her feet. she covered her head with one arm, grabbed her boot and walked back up the aisle. the humiliation was too much for her to bear.
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Sable entered the Glamour Girl dressing room and received hugs and kisses from her fellow Glamour Girls. Sable motioned her hands around her waist, signaling the title belt was going to be hers.
"Sable, you humiliated that blad bitch!" Sunny told her.
"just one win away! then that United States Championship is MINE!" Sable said with pride.
"now it's your turn Trish! please, please PRETTY PLEASE beat that flea ridden jungle bitch!" Lana told her.
"oh dont worry Lana. after i am through with Jungle Grrl, she will be nothing more than a stuffed animal. wish me luck!" Trish said as she left the dressing room.
Ice Cold was walking backstage when she noticed someone following her. she turned around and saw Molly Holly. Molly covered her mouth and started giggling.
"what are you laughing at?" Ice Cold asked.
"you! look at your head! you are one UGLY woman!" Molly laughed.
"if i remember correctly, wasnt your head shaved too?" Ice Cold smiled back.
"but, i look better than you. plus, i dont have tattoos on my feet. you really are a loser..." Molly said.
"listen bitch! if you dont leave me alone, i'll...." Ice Cold began.
"you'll what? blind me with that shiny head of yours?" Molly laughed.
Ice Cold then lunged towards Molly, but Molly sidestepped her and managed to kick Ice Cold in the jaw. Ice Cold fell to the ground in pain and Molly grabbed her left ankle.
"you know, let's see what your other foot says..." Molly teased.
Ice Cold felt her left boot getting unlaced and Molly pulled it off, then peeled her sock off, exposing her other foot. Molly laughed when she read the tatto aloud.
"it's says, 'I'M A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GIRL!" Molly laughed. "laugh for me naughty girl!" Molly laughed as she began to tickle ice Cold's sole.
Ice Cold exploded in laughter as Molly tickled her newly exposed left foot. Molly went after the toes and Ice Cold shrieked. finally, the officials came to break it up and Molly laughed as she was escorted away. Ice Cold laid on the floor and covered her face. she just gotten humiliated again.
"this is Terri Runnels standing by with Jungle Grrl. Jungle Grrl, tonight you face a former WWE Women's Champion in Trish Stratus in the 1st round of the WOWF World Championship tournament. at SCORN, you got Lana Star to submit to you, do you plan to make Trish do the same?" Terri asked.
"you know Terri, i LOVED torturing Lana at SCORN. now i get her partner in crime, Miss Trish Stratus. Trish thinks she is so good, but she is nothing but a fake boob, legs open, bitch! tonight, she learns the law of the jungle as i devour her on my way to winning the WOWF World title! if you think Lana screaming was fun, wait till you see what Trish does." Jungle Grrl laughed as she walked away.
"Ladies and gentlemen! this match is scheduled for one fall and it is a 1st round match for the WOWF World Championship tournament. introducing first, representing the Glamour Girls, here is TRISH STRATUS!!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the music of Trish Stratus played and the crowd booed as Trish made her appearance at the top of the stage. dressed in a pink shirt with black pants and black boots, she began to walk down the aisle. she heard the boos, but it only made her smile. she felt she was the best woman wrestler in the world and she was going to prove it. she was a former WWE Women's Champion and was going to show everyone that she is the champ. she made it to the ring and stared at the crowd. she then saw the commentators and winked.
Johnny C: "folks, there she is! the stunning Trish Stratus!"
Bobby: "did you see her wink at me?! i told you i am the ladies man!"
Johnny C: "i didnt know weasels were ladies men..."
Bobby: "HEY! watch your tongue Johnny Crap! i am the BRAIN! Trish Stratus winked at me because i am a WINNER and so will she be after this match is done!"
"........and her opponent, coming from deep in the jungle, please welcome, JUNGLE GRRL!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the song "Welcome to the Jungle" played and the crowd cheered as Jungle Grrl made her way down the ramp. dressed in a leopard print wrestling dress with black shorts underneath and barefoot, Jungle Grrl focused on Trish in the ring. Jungle Grrl knew she had to be at her best to beat Trish. Jungle Grrl really wanted to win the World title and beating Trish would give her that opportunity. she also knew Trish was a Glamour Girl now she had to watch for possible interference. she got into the ring and cast a glare at Trish.
Bobby: "dammit! a flea bit me! can someone give Jungle Grrl her flea collar?!"
Johnny C: "Brain, stop it. Jungle Grrl doesnt have fleas. she is probably the toughest woman in women's wrestling today!"
Bobby: "are you kidding?! has she worn any championship belt? NO! Trish has and i KNOW she will win this match!"
Tickler DAE, the referee, called for the bell and the match began. the two locked up and Jungle Grrl used her strength to shove Trish to the canvas. she growled at Trish, who then had a look of concern. she got back to her feet and locked up again. Trish then kicked Jungle Grrl in the midsection and put her in a front headlock. Jungle Grrl then threw Trish off of her and against the ropes. Jungle Grrl then connected on a drop kick, sending Trish outside of the ring. the crowd cheered as Trish slowly got to her feet on the arena floor and Jungle Grrl then jumped over the top rope, connecting on a flying body press onto Trish. Trish crashed to the floor and the crowd went nuts.
Johnny C: "did you see that?! wow!"
Bobby: "poor Trish! i hope she's okay. she might need a massage later. i am of course a licensed massuese...."
Jungle Grrl peeled Trish off the arena floor and threw her back into the ring. she got into the ring and did a leg drop. she went for the cover. 1.........2.........KICKOUT. Tickler DAE, told Jungle Grrl it was only a 2 count. Jungle Grrl then pulled Trish up by the hair and threw her into a corner of the ring. Jungle Grrl went charging into the corner, but Trish lifted her foot and nailed Jungle Grrl with a boot to the head. Jungle Grrl fell to the mat and Trish wasted no time and covered her. 1............2..........KICKOUT. Trish then grabbed Jungle Grrl's hair and lifted her to her feet. she then put Jungle Grrl into a headlock and tried to do her finishing manuever, the Stratusfaction. Jungle Grrl simply lifted her up and did a back suplex. Trish was groggy and Jungle Grrl got to her feet. she then bounced of the ropes and tried a leg drop. Trish rolled out of the way and Jungle Grrl crashed to the mat. Trish then got to her feet and grabbed Jungle Grrl's bare ankle. she then did a step over toe hold and twisted Jungle Grrl's ankle. Tickler DAE asked her if she wanted to give up, but she refused. Trish then smiled and began to stroke her fingers along Jungle Grrl's sole. Jungle Grrl then looked up and saw Trish trying to tickle her foot. Trish looked at her in disbelief.
"i'm not ticklish bitch!" Jungle Grrl yelled, then raked Trish Stratus' eyes.
Trish fell backwards and Jungle Grrl got to her feet and when Trish stood up, Jungle Grrl connected on some chops across the chest. the crowd chanted "WOOOOOOOOO!" with every chop and trish was reeling. she finally fell into the corner and Jungle Grrl tore off her t-shirt, exposing her sports bra.
Johnny C: "hello there!"
Bobby: "look at the size of those melons! i hope Jungle Grrl doesnt chop them off!"
Jungle Grrl looked at Trish's sternum and chopped away at the ample bosom. Trish moaned in pain and was reeling. she could barely stand up. Jungle Grrl looked at Trish's exposed chest, then began to tickle Trish's ribs. Trish let out a squeal and Jungle Grrl continued her rib tickling.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT ARE YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOING?!!! STOP HAHAHEHEHEHEHEH TICKLING MEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!" Trish laughed.
Trish fell out of the corner and onto the mat. Jungle Grrl rolled Trish onto her stomach and straddled her back. she then plunged her fingers into Trish's armpits and Trish went nuts. her blond hair was flying everywhere and she was laughing to the top of her lungs. her legs were kicking wildly and Tickler DAE asked her if she wanted to give up. Trish refused, but Jungle Grrl's strong fingers tickled her badly.
"c'mon Trish! be like Lana Star and GIVE UP!!!!" Jungle Grrl yelled.
"NNNNNEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRRRRHHASHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!" Trish laughed.
"fine then....tickle tickle tickle....." Jungle Grrl teased.
Trish exploded in laughter as Jungle Grrl continued her tickling. Jungle Grrl then "lobster clawed" Trish's ribs and the blond woman screamed like a wild banshee. Tickler DAE asked her if she wanted to give up, but Trish still refused. her eyes were closed shut and tears were trying to leak out. her legs were no longer kicking and she was running out of breath. she couldnt reach for the ropes because Jungle Grrl's weight kept her down. she was getting desperate. she wanted to win this match, but this tickling was getting to her. she felt so helpless like a baby. Jungle Grrl had her trapped and there was no escape!
Johnny C: "looks like Trish is in big trouble! will she submit?!"
Bobby: "c'mon Trish! fight it!! fight it!!!!"
Jungle Grrl knew she had Trish right where she wanted. it was only a matter of time. then the lights in the arena turned pink. the crowd booed as Lana Star made her appearance at the top of the stage.
Johnny C: "what the hell is she doing here?!"
Bobby: "Lana to the rescue!!!!"
Lana Star walked down the ramp and made it to the ring. she then got onto the ring apron and started cussing out Jungle Grrl, then tried to enter the ring. she had a mirror in her hand and as Tickler DAE intercepted her, the mirror fell to the mat. Lana tried getting into the ring, but Tickler DAE wouldnt let her. Jungle Grrl saw this and got up off of Trish and walked over to Lana. Lana tried to slap Jungle Grrl, but Jungle Grrl blocked it and tried reaching for Lana. Tickler DAE was in between the women as they tried to grab each other. Trish got to her feet, picked up the mirror and then bashed Jungle Grrl in the head with it. Jungle Grrl fell to the mat and Trish kicked the glass and the mirror out of the ring.
Johnny C: "she just hit Jungle Grrl with the mirror! she cant do that!"
Bobby: "who cares? the referee didnt see it! HAHA!!"
Trish then grabbed a dazed Jungle Grrl up off the mat and put her in the front headlock. Lana then got off the ring apron as Trish did her finishing manuever, the Stratusfaction. Tickler DAE turned around to see Trish pinning Jungle Grrl. he then made the count. 1...........2...........3!!!!!!!!
Johnny C: "Jungle Grrl was robbed! i cant believe that happened!!"
Bobby: "Trish is one win away from being the World Champion! what a night! goooooooooooooo GLAMOUR GIRLS!!!!!!!"
"...ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, TRISH STRATUS!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the music of Trish Stratus played and Tickler DAE raised her hand, then tended to Jungle Grrl. Lana joined Trish in the ring and celebrated with a hug and a kiss on both cheeks. Trish was pumped as she was one step away. Lana then went over to Jungle Grrl and taunted her.
"NEVER EVER UNDERESTIMATE ME!!!! sleep tight Jungle BITCH!!!!" Lana screamed at her.
Trish hi-fived Lana and the left the ring together. they got to the top of the ramp and Lana raised Trish's arm in victory. Jungle Grrl came to and saw a smiling Lana Star at the top of the ramp. her eyes turned into a snarl and she vowed payback.
Johnny C: "well folks, that concludes our first show! make sure you join us next week with more WOWF action!!!! goodnight everybody!!!"
Bobby: "Trish wins! Trish wins! Trish wins!!!!"
END SHOW
UP NEXT: more tournament action as Victoria takes on Lana Star and Americana takes on Gail Kim!!!!!
okay folks, how did you like this episode. i do want to mention that the matches are shorter, but the tickling action will still be there! i am setting up the storyline and trust me, there will be a lot more tickling action! feedback always welcomed.
