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General Zod
10-25-2004, 04:18 PM
Just wanted to let ya'll know that I am voting for Dracula Why? you may ask Because lets face it You can always "count" on Dracula:p
ShadowTklr
10-25-2004, 04:54 PM
Must - not - laugh!
Too- corny...

BWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
giggleygirl25
10-25-2004, 09:44 PM
hell that makes more sense than voting for the other two;) :D
Mimi
10-26-2004, 12:38 AM
Ugh...I'm going against my better judgement here. A few off the head contributions from Lazarus:

Vote for Frankenstein because:

....He's a great 'bunch' of guys!

....He's a 'fully charged' candidate!

....Lightning CAN strike twice!

....He's a 'bolt' in the right direction!


Vote for Wolfman because:

....It's a 'dog eat dog' world!

....He'll take a 'bite' out of terrorism!



Hey, these weren't MY ideas! :p

Mimi
asutickler
10-26-2004, 06:44 AM
No, you all have it wrong!


You should NEVER vote for Dracula, because...


He "SUCKS!" :bat:
General Zod
10-26-2004, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by Mimi
Ugh...I'm going against my better judgement here. A few off the head contributions from Lazarus:

Vote for Frankenstein because:

....He's a great 'bunch' of guys!

....He's a 'fully charged' candidate!

....Lightning CAN strike twice!

....He's a 'bolt' in the right direction!


Vote for Wolfman because:

....It's a 'dog eat dog' world!

....He'll take a 'bite' out of terrorism!



Hey, these weren't MY ideas! :p

Mimi


No,but you did post them :p I'd vote for Frankenstien,but all he says is"mmmmmmmmmm fire bad mmmmmmmmmm"
Xodlirv
10-26-2004, 10:47 AM
I'd vote for Frankenstien,but all he says is"mmmmmmmmmm fire bad mmmmmmmmmm"

Which makes a lot more sense than most of what comes out of Bush's mouth. Check out the "Sovereignty" post to see what I mean.
New2u
10-26-2004, 02:12 PM
asutickler said, "you should NEVER vote for Dracula, because...he SUCKS"

- You can also say that he would be a canidate who demostrates "fresh blood"...after sunset.

- wouldn't "fly" off the handle, just from a voter's neck.

- would save a bundle of taxpayer's money by avoiding "airforce one" and flying on his own.

- Can be "reelected" easily just by "starring" at the voters through television camera.

- would be dedicated to maintain funding for the "Red Cross".