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Our story begins with a woman. Felicia Underwood. Kicked out of her home by her husband, who vowed she would never return. Though they both knew she would. Felicia moved in with Ophelia Monroe, who had also separated from her lesbian wife some years before and also vowed never to return. Can a straight woman and a lesbian live together without killing each other? Find out in this installment of the Strangle Couple. Tadotodotedodoodoodetotutoo, etc.
"Here Ophelia, I have made breakfast. Brussel Sprouts, with outmeal cereal!" replied Felicia, pleased with herself. "Needs more ketchup!" was the immortal reply of her spiky black haired companion in her gothic get-up. "KETCHUP?KETCHUP!Why do you always spoil a good meal Opehlia Monroe, after all the time I "uhhuh" "uhhuh"" shouted Felicia, once again suffering from her allergies. "I'm going to watch TV!" responded Ophelia (think for both Blair Witch Two's girls Kim and Erica (the Wicca)). Felicia cleaned up the home as usual, leaving it nice and unspoiled. Why was Ophelia such a slob? No wonder Maria left her. "Maybe she needs a lesson!" though Felicia.
We are deliberatedly going to stop writing and let people tell us how this should go. Best reply gets written up. Also if Kim and Erica from Blair witch is not your cup of tea, write in your reply who you would have: Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon, Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan, Gwyneth Paltrow and Sandra Bullock, etc.
Love,
Anna and Heather
