The "Throw food at Milagros" Thread.

[K-Skate417]

You saw the name, you know what to do.:D :p

*throws rack of lamb at Mils*:D :p

[natural tickler]

LMAO

*throws a whole ham at Mils*

[milagros317]

*catches rack of lamb and eats it*
I must say that I don't like the idea of this thread, K-S. :p :p

[K-Skate417]

*throws even more rack of lamb, with filet mingion at Mils*:p :D

[natural tickler]

*builds a cannon filled with fruit salad*

Bombs away on Mils:p

[K-Skate417]

*tosses sushi at Mils.*:p :D

[milagros317]

* eats the meat, dodges the salad * :p

[K-Skate417]

*lauches a pile of leafy green vegetables at Mils*:p

[milagros317]

*eats the sushi, gratefully; dodges the green stuff* :p

[K-Skate417]

*whacks Mils with a fish*:p :D

[milagros317]

*grabs fish and whacks K-S back with it*

[K-Skate417]

*throws a fruitcake at Mils*:D :p

[milagros317]

There was no need to revive this thread. :D

[K-Skate417]

I was looking for another but this will due for now. :p

*hurls more fruitcakes*:D

[natural tickler]

Originally posted by milagros317
There was no need to revive this thread. :D

I agree, Mils, throw some lemons at his ass:p

[milagros317]

* throws lemons back at K-S *

[K-Skate417]

*uses lemons to make lemon meringue pie and tosses it at lemon hurlers*:D

[milagros317]

* ducks and then throws the pies back *

[K-Skate417]

*tosses a lifetime supply of fruits and vegetables at Mils*:D

[milagros317]

* ducks so they miss, and calls for an airstrike of tons on lemons on K-S *

[K-Skate417]

*goes into secret base and makes plans for later*

Lucky for you, i'm running out of ideas of wha to throw.:p :p :p

[milagros317]

There was no need to revive this thread. :p

[K-Skate417]

Correct, I just ran across it so decided to post in it while searching for other threads.:p :p

[milagros317]

I don't like this thread. :(

[K-Skate417]

Yes, and I didn't like lemos being tossed at me but did that stop anybody?:p

[milagros317]

No, it didn't stop anybody. :D

[K-Skate417]

Exactly. But that thread along with this thread will now remain dead. Until Chris revives them. The only real reason I revived this thread was so i could toss a fruitcake.:D :D

[milagros317]

Very amusing. :p I won't revive the lemon thread. :D

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

http://www.go.dlr.de/wt/dv/ig/icons/funet/parsley.gif

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

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[milagros317]

Throws them back, faster. :D
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[Dr. Bill Kobb]

LMAO! :bowing:

[milagros317]

It's fun to play with the marquee commands.

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scrollamount=6 is the default value, and lower or higher numbers give a different speed

[blondie46]

I can't throw food unless you catch it and eat it, so how about a big slow cooked barbequed pork butt coming your way at 35 mph? :shake:

[milagros317]

Please make that 3.5 mph, and I will catch it and eat it. :D

[ticklingfeet4fu]

This is an interesting thread. How about a cherry pie? :wowzer:

[milagros317]

My usual policy is to throw food back at whomever threw it at me. :p

[ticklingfeet4fu]

So it is like a lunchroom foodfight? :shock:

[milagros317]

Yes, but less messy, as it doesn't drip off your computer screen. :p

[ticklingfeet4fu]

Yes, but less messy, as it doesn't drip off your computer screen. :pWell that is very nice to know. :p

[chrisheaven]

time to throw some cranberries at Mils

[milagros317]

There was no need to revive this silly thread. :D

[kered]

I will fence with, argue with, and tease Mils but I refuse to waste food throwing it at him. Well, maybe an egg. :angel:

[milagros317]

I catch the egg and use it as part of an omelette, so it isn't wasted. :D

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Throws a crock of pinto beans at Mils, one bean at a time.

[lk70]

Clearly celery is the food of choice to throw at Mils. And I don't think anyone will think it's wasted.

[milagros317]

I throw 87,887 stalks of celery back at lk70. :p

[lk70]

Fine by me. I'll have tune salad for the rest of my life. :twohugs:

[milagros317]

As you may have gathered, I don't like celery. :p

[Ray<3tiklishft]

I'm throwing leftover Chinese food at Mils. Try to make an omellete from egg drop soup. :evilha:

[lk70]

Winging my own won tons at Mils too.

[isabeau]

humph how could anyone throw food at the very loveable mils?? dont worry mils, i'm right behind you lolololol

isabeau :xpeepsofa

[milagros317]

Thank you for your support, Isabeau. :twohugs: :D

[isabeau]

Thank you for your support, Isabeau. :twohugs: :D


of course thats what friends are for xoxoxo

isabeau :cuddle:

[sadira]

This thread is simply hilarious. With Mils' love for food, you know he's going to catch most all of it. I nearly fell out of my chair cuz I was laughing so hard. :blaugh:

[milagros317]

Throw me some chocolate cake, Sadira. :D

[sadira]

I actually thought about throwing you chocolate cake, Mils. So, here ya go.....comin' at ya. :D

[milagros317]

*catches the chocolate cake and devours it* :D

[sadira]

....tosses chocolate ice cream to go with the cake. :D

[Knox The Hatter]

Knockadoo (thanks, Doubledutch, for that nickname, I love it) takes a fluffernutter on Wonder white and wings it at Milagros, who makes a pretense of ducking. OOPS! Sorry, Isabeau...

[milagros317]

....tosses chocolate ice cream to go with the cake. :D
*catches the chocolate ice cream and devours it* :D

[sadira]

I wonder if I should throw some chips to cover the "sweet/salty" mix flavors? hehehe

[milagros317]

Go right ahead, I'm ready. :D

[sadira]

ok....rips open the bag and sends over the chips but reserves throwing the dip.

[milagros317]

* catches all the chips and devours them * :D

[K-Skate417]

*throws 12 corn dogs at Mils*:p :D

[ViperGTS]

Mil, you cant catch everything, that kinda kills the whole point of the thread.

Now, on to business.

*puts on american flag baseball glove by Rawlings, and pitches tomatoes at Mil at over 70 MPH, for being such a post whore* :-p

Love ya, Mil. See you at NEST.

[isabeau]

Knockadoo (thanks, Doubledutch, for that nickname, I love it) takes a fluffernutter on Wonder white and wings it at Milagros, who makes a pretense of ducking. OOPS! Sorry, Isabeau...


oo ouch how could you?? lolol i'm super tough and i warn you all i am behind mils one hundred percent so if you throw food at him uh well i'll be right behind him as long as he catches it and doesnt duck

isabeau :p

[milagros317]

I throw 88,888 stalks of rancid celery back at Knox. :p

[isabeau]

I throw 88,888 stalks of rancid celery back at Knox. :p


yippeee you tell em mils

isabeau :evilha:

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Just made some chips and salsa.

Throws at Mils.

[lk70]

I make a mean bean dip. I throw it at Mils too.

[milagros317]

I catch the chips, salsa, and bean dip, and devour them. :D

[K-Skate417]

*throws 317 pieces of mixed fruit at Mils* :p

[milagros317]

* ducks and avoids the fruit *

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I throw a thousand lime-green bunny-peeps at Mils.

http://www.peepsshow.com/gallery/webart/bunny.gif

[milagros317]

I duck and avoid the bunny-peeps.
Nice graphic. :D

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

http://www.stuffedchocolate.com/bunny_breakaway_med.jpg

How about some tasty
chocolaty bunny yummies, Mils?

:firedevil :bunny: :firedevil :cupid:

[milagros317]

I catch and devour the chocolate bunnies. :D

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I catch and devour the chocolate bunnies. :D

Bwaaaahahahaha!
I knew you would give-in to the scrumpcious bunny flavors!

[milagros317]

Chocolate bunnies are not real bunnies, you see. :D

[osco89]

I throw a snowball at you :confused: ! A hostess snowball that is :D !

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Throws a bucket of KFC.

[milagros317]

I catch the chicken and devour it. :D

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Throws pancakes like frisbees at the 'Miracle Man'.

[milagros317]

I catch the pancakes and devour them. :D

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Oops! Forgot the butter!

*Fling*

[milagros317]

Having already eaten the pancakes, I duck and let the butter go by. :D

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Retrieve the butter. I still have some pancakes left.

[isabeau]

Retrieve the butter. I still have some pancakes left.


how can one throw butter??? and dont worry mils i'm here to protect you

isabeau :Kiss2: :imouttahe

[Ray<3tiklishft]

the 4oz sticks make great projectiles. :)

[milagros317]

Thank you, Isabeau. :grouphug:
I've got maple syrup, I don't need the butter.:D

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Then here's the rest of the pancakes!

*Whizzzzzz*

[milagros317]

* catches the pancakes and devours them with maple syrup *

[isabeau]

hurls her small body to get a few pancakes before mils can devour them

isabeau :Kiss2:

[milagros317]

You can have some of the pancakes, I already ate a lot. :D

[Ray<3tiklishft]

*Makes more pancakes for both Izzy and Mils. Shoots out of cannon.*

[milagros317]

* grabs half the pancakes, leaving plenty for Isabeau * :D

[isabeau]

awww what guys you are. but pancakes are super fattening so i decide to duck

isabeau :manicd:

[Ray<3tiklishft]

*Ray worked up appetite tickling Izzy's feet, eats other half of pancakes, with butter!*

[isabeau]

*Ray worked up appetite tickling Izzy's feet, eats other half of pancakes, with butter!*


just how did my feet enter into this thread????? this thread is about chucking food at sweet dear mils..

isabeau :blaugh: :D :xpulcy: :couch: :bouncybou :manicd:

[Ray<3tiklishft]

*Throws Izzy at Mils, feet first.*

What better morsel than Izzy's toes?

[milagros317]

Your feet seem to get into many threads, dear Isabeau. :feets:

[isabeau]

Your feet seem to get into many threads, dear Isabeau. :feets:


yes and why is that i wonder? lol

isabeau :wub: :Kiss2:

[milagros317]

Probably says something about the men here. :feets: :p

[Ray<3tiklishft]

More about Izzy's feet, I would say.

*Throws homemade enchiladas just made by Ray.*

[milagros317]

* catches the enchiladas and eats them *

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Oops. Forgot the rice and beans.

*Fling*

[milagros317]

* catches the rice and beans and eats them *

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Throws Flan for dessert.

[milagros317]

* catches flan and eats it also *

[Dário F]

And an ice-cream to go with it... Hope you don't end up with a stomach ache... Loool

[milagros317]

*catches and eats the ice cream*
Don't worry, I can eat unlimited amounts of virtual food here. :D

[Dário F]

Ho yeah, you're right. In that case here's a bag of potato chips...

[milagros317]

* catches the potato chips and devours them * :D

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Throws mullet (http://www.randyandlori.com/mullettoss2004.htm) at Milagros during the world-famous Flora-Bama Lounge Mullet-Toss!

[milagros317]

Some very nice sole shots on that site. :D

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Ah, good! I was hoping you might peek around abit. Nice shots indeed.

[isabeau]

* catches flan and eats it also *


may i enquire as to what exactly is a flan???

isabeau

must know what is being tossed at my friend, mils..

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Meanwhile, Kobb slings some delicious, nutricious parsnips at milagros from his aftward flank.

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Kobb follows the previous volley up with the dreaded broccoli-toss!


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