Frightening but true!

Hey Everyone,
Saw this and realized people needed to be notified.
Read this. It's from a VERY reliable source.


>Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a
major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will
be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of
alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet
bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.

I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a
reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this
girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys
hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a
mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another
mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently
overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the
conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.

but what if i reeeeeaaaaally need to go.....

Find yourself a port-a-john.Only partiers and construction workers spend any time in those things,and part of that spent writing on the walls.

Hey Jen

Thanks for the reality check.