View Full Version : Paris Hilton vs. The Cow
PrincessAshley
11-27-2004, 06:42 AM
Just a posibility, but It's cute :)
http://img130.exs.cx/img130/7931/ph105.jpg
RChello
11-27-2004, 02:53 PM
better get a penicillan shot:)
grippedchimp
11-29-2004, 11:57 AM
Paris Hilton... always milking it... well, she is an expert in that kind of thing...
AffectionateDan
12-02-2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by grippedchimp
Paris Hilton... always milking it... well, she is an expert in that kind of thing... (Groan!) Argh! The Pain!
TklDuo-Drew
12-02-2004, 09:55 PM
My money's on the cow.
Drew
Traveler
12-03-2004, 06:23 AM
Yhe video will be out next week.Paris does a Herd.:atom: :atom:
AffectionateDan
12-04-2004, 07:57 PM
This is bull. What's your beef with Paris? You seem udderly moooooved by whatever you've herd about that lil' heifer. She's got a lot at steak, you know. Come on now, try to remember, "To heiress Hilton, to forgive is bovine" Don't stampede to slaughter someone when the chips are down. :D
Azrael
12-04-2004, 11:41 PM
*cries bitterly*
Dadec
12-05-2004, 10:18 PM
:wow: :sowrong: :wow:
*gives Danimal an award for posting the highest number of bad puns in a single entry to the forum*
I hope you like pie. :)
I hope the cow bit her and deflated one of her boobies. :D
Mimi
P.S. Speaking of beef, GIVE THAT GIRL A FRIGGIN STEAK! My god, how long has it been since she's seen a full meal? 3 years? 6? Gah!
grippedchimp
12-09-2004, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by AffectionateDan
This is bull. What's your beef with Paris? You seem udderly moooooved by whatever you've herd about that lil' heifer. She's got a lot at steak, you know.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!
AphxA
12-09-2004, 02:52 PM
Paris Hilton: Like! on my god, milk comes from cows..thats like, soooo funny..:D
natural tickler
12-09-2004, 02:58 PM
To all the haters in this thread:
Leave little Paris alone!! She's good people. Little light on the brain, but good people. Besides, the green she has will change your way of thinking:p
morgandavis
12-10-2004, 12:53 PM
PARIS HILTON WINS
Flawless Victory 200,000
FATALITY
(from STDs)
AffectionateDan
12-11-2004, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Mimi
*gives Danimal an award for posting the highest number of bad puns in a single entry to the forum* Thank you everybody. I'd like to thank the Academy for this honor... :p Originally posted by Mimi
I hope you like pie. :) Yes, but not, I think, the kind of pie that YOU have in mind, babygirl. :wow: Originally posted by Mimi
I hope the cow bit her and deflated one of her boobies. :D Owwwie! That's not a nice thing to wish on ANYONE'S boobies. Boobies are to be nice to.
~~~ Danimal, Friend of Boobies ~~~ Originally posted by Mimi
P.S. Speaking of beef, GIVE THAT GIRL A FRIGGIN STEAK! My god, how long has it been since she's seen a full meal? 3 years? 6? Gah! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Steaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! (Homer drool) Originally posted by grippedchimp
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!! Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa! Jealous much? http://www.boomspeed.com/venray1/smilz030.gif
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