Trish will face off in a weird gimmick?

This will be Trish going one on one with a mystery oppenent in a to be decided match?

Trish Vs ??? in a ??? match

The match of the night was going to happen as Trish was nervous to find out what Eric Bishoff had planned for her tonight, now she saw Victoria in the hall who wished her good luck, She headed to the ring as her theme played over the Pa system now Eric Bishoff came onto the titantron and said Trish you are going to take on Christy Hemme here tonight! But this won't be any ordinary match this will be the first ever Baby Match! Trish i just wanted to wish you good luck as Trish was confused what the hell was a baby match? as now Christy Hemmes theme was over the Pa and she ran down the ramp carrying a diaper bag,Now she hopped in the ring and Christy and Trish began to throw rights and lefs at eachother as now Trish grabbed Christy by the hair and threw her down and got on top of her and slapped her in the face a few times. Christy was now down she got to her feet and looked Trish in the face and then grabbed her and hit a DDT on Trish now Christy pulled off a standing moonsult as she landed ontop of Trish, Now Christy got up and kicked Trish in the stomach Trish was pissed as she stood up and grabbed Christy's leg and pulled her down and reached down for her boot as she tugged at the laces she slipped the black boot off Christy's small foot and saw Christy's little cotton sock Trish peeled it away and said OHH what cute little piggies you have my dear as Trish scrapped her manicured nails up Christy's small soles Trish said ohh Christy are your little toesies ticklish.. I think they are ..Oh YES THEY ARE as Trish continued on the poor girls toes then she moved down to the instep, now Christy knew Trish couldn't win by tickling her so Christy managed to get away and hit a powerbomb and a piledriver leaving Trish sensless as now Christy said ok Trishie as she reached into the diaper bag she brought down to the ring and she pulled out a baby bottle she then turned Trish over and stuck the bottle in her mouth and said come on baby girl drink it all up. As Trish was gagging from the milk Christy now was wiping Trish's mouth when Trish poked Christy in the eye and gave her a slap then Trish made sure Christy went down as she hit a Stratusfaction knocking Christy out Trish then went into the diaper bag and also pulled out a baby bottle she stuffed it into Chrsity's mouth and said THERE YA GO BABY DRINK ALL YOUR BOTTLE HONEY! as Trish forced it all down her throat and now Trish tickled her exposed tummy a bit KITCHIE KITCHIE KOO... chrisy as Trish scractched all her all over her smooth tummy. And now Christy tries to fight back but Trish over powers her as Trish hits a TrishDog to knock Christy back down but Christy plays possum and as Trish is looking into the diaper bag Christy rolls Trish up into a toe hold and begins to peel her boot off as she slips it off Trish's socked foot lays in her lap she quickly peels it off and begins to run her red polsihed nails all over Trish's nice feet! Lita had told Christy that Trish hated her feet but Christy thought they were aodorable her heel was pinkish and her toes descended in length she had a silver toe ring on her baby toe and Christy also noticed the cute shade of hot pink nail polish that adorned her little toes. Now Christy ran her nails all over Trish's feet and she taunted her a bit "awww is little Trishie babies footsies and toesises tickly wickly" as Christy kept scrunching her fingers all over Trish's little pink toes and along her baby soft peds. Now Christy let Trish up and hit her with her own boot! knocking Trish out know Chrsity pounced on her oppertunity and grabbed a chair sat down and propped Trish over her shoulder and patted her back she repeated to Tris "come on sweet little baby girl mommy knows that you have a little burpie in there" Oh is Trish a stuborn little baby as Christy put the mic infront of Trish's mouth she know let off a big burp!! BWAHHAH as Christy smiled and told the audience I think my little baby has some gas. Know Trish was so embaressed as Christy know went to the top ropes but Trish got up and hung her up and made sure she didn't go anywhere as Christy fell down and Trish said "awwww did widdle christy go BOOM" as Trish went for another Stratusfaction but Christy pushed her away and as Trish turned around Christy booted her in the stomach and gave her a huge powerbomb then Christy went to the top rope and jumped off and connected a "Hemme Splash" a version of rvd splash. now Christy pulled Trish into the middle of the ring and found what she needed inside the diaper bag a diaper of course! now Christy said ok baby mommy is here don't worry sweetie as Christy undid Trish's belt and pulled it out now she pulled Trish's pants down to her knees and saw her little black thong and said ok no more thongs for Trishie as she peeled it off and slipped Trish's legs into the adult sized diaper now Christy said " awww Trishie you look so cute in your diaper! yes you do baby girl! as Christy added more humiliation by pulling out some baby powder as she powdered Trish's bum and did up her diaper as the bell rang ding ding ding! Christy said awww is poor Trish have a little smelly bum as she said too bad you poor little baby as the camera left the arena with Trish laying in a diaper crying having a tantrum!

WHAT THE HELL