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Dave2112
12-11-2004, 09:20 AM
From the very beginning, our own Mimi has shown a propensity for curiosity and inquisitiveness that rivals even my own. As proof, I offer this tale from Mimi's own past...

**flashback circles....flashback circles....**

One day, Mimi returned home from school in a very excited mood. Her mother asked her what was going on. "Mommy, Mommy," she elates, "all the other girls in class could only count to seven, and I could count to ten! Is that 'cuz I'm blonde?"

"Yes dear," Mom answers, "it's because you're blonde."

The next day, Mimi's exitement upon returning home from school is even more evident. "Mommy, Mommy!" she squeals, "all the other girls in class could only say thier alphabet to 'G', and I got all the way to 'T'! Is that 'cuz I'm blonde?"

"Yes dear," Mom answers, "it's because you're blonde."

On the third day, Mimi could barely contain herself as she burst through the door after school. "Mommy, Mommy! I noticed in gym class that all the other girls are all flat-chested, and I have these great big boobs! Is that 'cuz I'm blonde?"

"No honey," Mom tells her, "It's because you're 26."

:cool:

HisDivineShadow
12-11-2004, 09:42 AM
:eek: :p :D

natural tickler
12-11-2004, 12:35 PM
:blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh:

Oh Damn!! Now I've gotta clean my screen
Good stuff Dave

Mimi
12-11-2004, 01:35 PM
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p

I know it's hard Dave, just hang in there. Someday you'll catch up to me! I'll keep a seat warm for you in class!

btw - My natural color is dark auburn, and I've gone back to a dark strawberry shade, so you may need to head back to your Little Tykes easel and draw up a new plan. :D :p ;)

Mimi

Dave2112
12-11-2004, 02:53 PM
It doesn't matter what color your hair is, sweetie...

...you're a blonde. And that's to the bone! :cool:

venray
12-11-2004, 04:41 PM
:eek:

milagros317
12-12-2004, 07:36 PM
LOL :p
Good joke, Dave. :D

ticklishscribe
01-27-2008, 04:49 PM
I am on the floor laughing about this and just had to bump it. Dave your priceless.From the very beginning, our own Mimi has shown a propensity for curiosity and inquisitiveness that rivals even my own. As proof, I offer this tale from Mimi's own past...

**flashback circles....flashback circles....**

One day, Mimi returned home from school in a very excited mood. Her mother asked her what was going on. "Mommy, Mommy," she elates, "all the other girls in class could only count to seven, and I could count to ten! Is that 'cuz I'm blonde?"

"Yes dear," Mom answers, "it's because you're blonde."

The next day, Mimi's exitement upon returning home from school is even more evident. "Mommy, Mommy!" she squeals, "all the other girls in class could only say thier alphabet to 'G', and I got all the way to 'T'! Is that 'cuz I'm blonde?"

"Yes dear," Mom answers, "it's because you're blonde."

On the third day, Mimi could barely contain herself as she burst through the door after school. "Mommy, Mommy! I noticed in gym class that all the other girls are all flat-chested, and I have these great big boobs! Is that 'cuz I'm blonde?"

"No honey," Mom tells her, "It's because you're 26."

:cool: