Christmas Cake

CHRISTMAS CAKE


Ingredients:
1 cup of water 1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp. baking soda lemon juice
1 cup of sugar 4 large eggs
1 tsp. Salt 1 bottle Vodka
nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink.
Repeat .
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is
shtill OK.
Try another cup .... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who
giveshz a shit.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and! strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the vodka and kick the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

giggleygirl25 said:

Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the vodka and kick the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I see! So THAT'S what's going on in your siggy picture! Now I get it!

Despite having seen this one coming, it was still funny.

LMAO
Very funny, Giggleygirl.

Very funny and Season's greetings

Thanks, gg25, but I don't drink cake.

Why was this 11-month-old thread revived? (As if I didin't know.)

i have heard this before but still very funny

It's never too early to start working on your Christmas Cake.

DAMN! Now I know what went wrong. I forgot to add the table. Thanks a bunch. Now I need to start over.