clean joke.......

[venray]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Wipe that smile off your face.

[milagros317]

LMAO :p
Very funny, very clean. :D

[sole seeker]

:blaugh: Thanks Ray. Best clean joke I've read for awhile.

[blondie46]

From grade four....waaay back when blondie was just a little girl:

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in a mud puddle.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath.

[amk714]

Thanks for the "clean" jokes, Ray and Blondie46. :D

[catapy_girl]

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

[Hiryu]

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus, looking for cling-ons.

[blondie46]

knock knock
who's there
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry little baby.

[catapy_girl]

Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

What did the elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something.

Why did the stoplight turn red?
You'd turn red too, if you had to change in front of traffic.

What did the earthquake say to the ground?
Sorry. It was my fault.

I love a meltdown. It sounds kind of like a cheese sandwich-George Carlin

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