milagros317
12-28-2004, 07:36 PM
Four psychiatrists are having dinner together.
One says, "You know, it's really tiring listening to people talk about their problems all day, I'm sure you all have the same experience. I wish we could talk about our own problems."
"Why not do that now?" says the second. "We're all professionals. My problem is simple. I love to seduce my male patients' wives. I use whatever information I get from them in sessions to figure out how to do it."
"What I do," the third psychatrist says, "is use drugs. I also sell them. I get my patients to sell drugs for me, too."
"My problem," says the fourth psychiatrist, "is that I like expensive things that I can't afford. So I get my gullible rich patients to sign over some of their assets for me to manage, and I use their money."
"But wait," he adds, addressing the first psychiatrist, "you didn't tell us your problem."
"Oh," says the first one, "my problem is that I just can't keep a secret."
:D
One says, "You know, it's really tiring listening to people talk about their problems all day, I'm sure you all have the same experience. I wish we could talk about our own problems."
"Why not do that now?" says the second. "We're all professionals. My problem is simple. I love to seduce my male patients' wives. I use whatever information I get from them in sessions to figure out how to do it."
"What I do," the third psychatrist says, "is use drugs. I also sell them. I get my patients to sell drugs for me, too."
"My problem," says the fourth psychiatrist, "is that I like expensive things that I can't afford. So I get my gullible rich patients to sign over some of their assets for me to manage, and I use their money."
"But wait," he adds, addressing the first psychiatrist, "you didn't tell us your problem."
"Oh," says the first one, "my problem is that I just can't keep a secret."
:D