Favorte Movie Quote.

[USATKLR]

Lets see how good movie buffs everyone is. Post a movie line qoute and the movie its from. Lets see how many people relly go to the moveies.

[USATKLR]

I AM YOUR FATHER !

Darth vader-' THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK'

[gigglegal76]

You complete me

The 2 deaf people signing to each other on Jerry MaGuire

[USATKLR]

cmon guys i know there are more movie buffs out there. Besides its one of my first posts so i could use more feedback.Please guys

[gigglegal76]

Baby, is that your name? You don't know shi*t about me baby. Go back to your playpen.

Dirty Dancing

[Psycho]

"I have nipples greg, could you milk me"-Meet the Parents.

lol the funniest line in the whole movie.

Psycho

[USATKLR]

good one psycho. Keep em coming

[milagros317]

"We haven't decided yet whether he committed suicide, or was shot trying to escape." -- Casablanca

[GIGGLES32]

FABIAN - Butch, whose motorcycle is this?

BUTCH - It's a chopper.

FABIAN - Whose chopper is this?

BUTCH - Zed's.

FABIAN - Who's Zed?

BUTCH - Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead

[USATKLR]

thanks giggs and thunder. I knew i could count on you two for this thread

Now how about this one;

EVER DANCE WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT?

jack nickolson as the joker in BATMAN

[GIGGLES32]

I love that one USATKLR!

We're alike, me and Cat. A couple of poor nameless slobs.
Breakfast At Tiffany's!

[Mitchell]

"Love Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry" said twice in the 1970 movie Love Story. In one scene by Ali Macgraw to her husband in the movie, Ryan O Neal, and again at the end by O Neal, to his father, Ray Milland. I never really believed it, and still dont, but it was one of my favorite movie quotes anyway.

Mitch

[mgctouch]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like... Victory." ~ Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore,(Robert Duval) Apocalpyse Now

[milagros317]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

Said to Luke in "Cool Hand Luke", just before they shot him.

[unclebill]

Remind me to murder you later~~~ Moe Howard

[milagros317]

WOODY ALLEN: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it?

GIRL IN MUSEUM: Yes it is.

WOODY ALLEN: What does it say to you?

GIRL IN MUSEUM: It restates the negativeness of the universe, the hideous lonely emptiness of existence, nothingness, the predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity, like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void, with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless bleak straightjacket in a black absurd cosmos.

WOODY ALLEN: What are you doing Saturday night?

GIRL IN MUSEUM: Committing suicide.

WOODY ALLEN: What about Friday night?

GIRL IN MUSEUM: [leaves silently]

:p :p :p

[USATKLR]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass!

And i am all out of bubblegum!!"

"ROWDY" RODDY PIPER - THEY LIVE

[mgctouch]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here" ~ Robert DeNiro as Travis Bickle, TAXI DRIVER

[USATKLR]

'TAKE YOUR STINKIN PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!

Charlten Heston - PLANET OF THE APES

[natural tickler]

Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother fucka, say 'what' one more goddamn time- Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction

[GIGGLES32]

FABIAN - Do you love me?

BUTCH - Oui.

FABIAN - Butch? Will you give me oral pleasure?

Butch kisses her on the mouth.

BUTCH - Will you kiss it?

She nods her head: "yes."

FABIAN - But you first.

Pulp Fiction

[fitnesstickle]

Lady at the door : Your one of the top ten minds in the entire world.

Val Kilmer : I hope so, I'm wearing his underwear.


"Real Genius"

[USATKLR]

'YIPPIE KIYAY MOTHER FUCKER !'

BRUCE WILLIS - DIE HARD

[mgctouch]

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"
~ Anthony Hopkins as Hannible Lecter in THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

[fitnesstickle]

Hey Flounder, you f***ed up. You trusted us.

ANIMAL HOUSE

[USATKLR]

Little boy" DAD, WHATS A RACK?'

Father "ITS A COUNTRY ! "

STEVE MARTIN - BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE

NIce one also fitnes

[mgctouch]

"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club"
~ Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in THE FIGHT CLUB

[GIGGLES32]

"I shall call him 'Squishy,' and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy"
Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) - Finding Nemo

[Swimmingbird]

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

[mgctouch]

The following quotes come to us courtesy of the 1980 hit movie - AIRPLANE

TED STRIKER (Robert Hays): "Surely you can't be serious."
DR. RUMACK (Leslie Nielsen): "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

STEVE McCROSKEY (Lloyd Bridges): "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."

STEVE McCROSKEY (Lloyd Bridges): "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."

STEVE McCROSKEY (Lloyd Bridges): "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

STEVE McCROSKEY (Lloyd Bridges): "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines ."

CAPT. OVEUR (Peter Graves): "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
JOEY (Rossie Harris): "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before."
CAPT. OVEUR (Peter Graves): "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

DR. RUMACK (Leslie Nielsen): You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
ELAINE DICKENSON (Julie Hagerty): A hospital? What is it?
DR. RUMACK (Leslie Nielsen): It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

CAPT. OVEUR (Peter Graves): Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

ELAINE DICKENSON (Julie Hagerty): There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

ELAINE DICKENSON (Julie Hagerty): You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
TED STRIKER (Robert Hays): What is it?
ELAINE DICKENSON (Julie Hagerty): It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

JOEY (Rossie Harris): Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
ROGER MURDOCK (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar): I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
JOEY (Rossie Harris): You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
ROGER MURDOCK (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar): I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
CAPT. OVEUR (Peter Graves): Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
ROGER MURDOCK (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar): But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
JOEY (Rossie Harris): I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
ROGER MURDOCK (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar): The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

STEVE McCROSKEY (Lloyd Bridges): Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him a piece of paper.]
JOHNNY HINSHAW (Stephen Stucker): This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl....

ROGER MURDOCK (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar): We have clearance Clarence.
CAPT. OVEUR (Peter Graves): Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.
CAPT. OVEUR (Peter Graves): That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
ROGER MURDOCK (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar): Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
ROGER MURDOCK (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar): Huh?
CAPT. OVEUR (Peter Graves): Huh?

Airport Curbside Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Airport Curbside Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Airport Curbside Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Airport Curbside Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Airport Curbside Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Airport Curbside Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Airport Curbside Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Airport Curbside Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Airport Curbside Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

CAPT. REX KRAMER (Robert Stack): Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

STEVE McCROSKEY (Lloyd Bridges): [to Mrs. Oveur] Now your husband is alive, but unconscious.
JOHNNY HINSHAW (Stephen Stucker): Just like Gerald Ford.

REX KRAMER (Robert Stack): Don't be a fool, Striker, you know what a landing like this means, you more than anybody. I'm ordering you to stay up there.
TED STRIKER (Robert Hays): No dice, Chicago. I'm giving the orders and we're coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it Kramer?

[tickleshotel]

" You can;t handle the truth!!" A few good men

[USATKLR]

'THIS WAS NOT A BOATING ACCIDENT!!"

richard dryfuss- JAWS

(man, touch, that was a lot of lines in the last post. You are the man.)

And also thanks for all the fun and support from all you guys on this thread

[mgctouch]

"It's showtime!"
JOE GIDEON (Roy Scheider): ALL THAT JAZZ
BEETLEJUICE (Mickael Keaton): BEETLEJUICE


(Thanks, USA! - great thread!)

[USATKLR]

"you stuck your dick in my mouth and now you have a case of morality

DEMI MOORE TO MICHEAL DOUGLAS -- DISCLOSURE

[General Zod]

From the Movie Good Morning Vietnam Robin Williams character to J.T. Walsh's character
"You know you are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history"

[tickleshotel]

Do you feel lucky?.....well do ya punk !?
Magnum force,clint eastwood:D

[mgctouch]

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
~CAPT. JEFFREY T. SPAULDING (Groucho Marx) in ANIMAL CRACKERS

[USATKLR]

JUDGE : 'Did you say yutes?"

VINNY : 'Yeah two yutes !"

JUDGE : 'What is a YUTE?!'

MY COUSIN VINNY

(hey touch, nice pick big marx brother fan here
:D :D )

[mgctouch]

FOLLOW THE MONEY

DEEP THROAT (Hal Holbrook):
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN,
Warner Bros., 1976

[USATKLR]

'YOU SEE ! YOU SEE!! YOU HAVE STUPID MINDS! STUPID! STUPID!!"

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

( A true movie buff will remember this movie)

[GIGGLES32]

Dylan - And that's called 'kickin your ass'
Charlie's Angels

[fitnesstickle]

Originally posted by mgctouch
The following quotes come to us courtesy of the 1980 hit movie - AIRPLANE


CAPT. OVEUR (Peter Graves): "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
JOEY (Rossie Harris): "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before."
CAPT. OVEUR (Peter Graves): "You ever seen a grown man naked?"




Capt. Oveur : Do you like Gladiators movies, Joey.

Capt. Oveur : Hey, Scrap's a boy dog.

[fitnesstickle]

Bluto : Over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.


ANIMAL HOUSE

[fitnesstickle]

Ellwood Blues : We're here to see the penguin.

THE BLUES BROTHERS

[USATKLR]

MRS. TEASDALE :"This is a gala day for you."

GROUCHO : "Well a gal a day is enough for me, i dont think i could handle anymore!"

DUCK SOUP -- THE MARX BROTHERS

[sadira]

"We're on a mission from God." Blues Bros.

:D

[natural tickler]

Give us Free!!!! from Amistad

[USATKLR]

WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF WINE?

I never drink wine !!

DRACULA - BELA LUGOSI

[GIGGLES32]

Mr. Wolf - Well that's not start sucking each others dicks quite yet!
Pulp Fiction

[USATKLR]

HOW SWEET !! FRESH MEAT !!
NOW NO ONE SLEEPS !!!

FREDDY KRUEGAR - NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4

[Catwoman]

Chris Tucker/Rush Hour 2

Which one of ya'll kick me?

[GIGGLES32]

Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

Pulp Fiction

[ticklingfeet4fu]

Tom Hanks from A League Of Their Own

" Are you Crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying in baseball. No Crying."

Umpire comes over to the dugout and says " What's the problem Jimmy?"
" She's crying, sir"
Umpire replys, "Perhaps you chastise her to vehemently. Good rule of thumb treat these women as you would treat your own mother. "
Jimmy Dugan nods( played by Tom Hanks ), " Do you know you look like a penis with that hat on? "
Umpire throws him out of the game.

[Ignatz]

Josey: Seems like every time I take a liking to somebody, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I've noticed when you take a disliking to somebody they ain't around long, either.

Clint Eastwood and Chief Dan George in "The Outlaw, Josey Wales"

[tickleterror]

We are not guys, we are extremly hot chicks with large breasts.
dude wheres my car

[rajee]

Hopefully, in the movie Prison a go go there is a quote: Jackpot, we told you what would happen if you ratted on us. Now we will have to teach you to keep your mouth shut. Are your feet ticklish? ;) :xpulcy: :devil: :couch: :bouncybou :D :wavingguy

[tickleterror]

this parrot is no more
and now for something completely different monty python

[GIGGLES32]

Ever Dance with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight? Jack Nicholson - Batman

[blondie46]

"Lemme see yer pecker..........kinda puny ain't it."

lol Was that from "Another World?"

[ticklingfeet4fu]

Tom Hanks again in A League Of Their Own

" Baseball lights you up. It gets inside you . You can't deny that."

[lightninbug]

1) This ain't no Women & Children this time Genrl', It's Sioux & Cheyanne Warriors & by the Time They're Finished w/ You There Won't Be Nuthin' Left But A Greasy Spot; So you Go Down There...If You Got The Guts!
AND
"Take Care of My Grandson here, & see that he doesn't go Crazy"
-Little Big Man

2) Zeppo: "You Excelency, The Workers of Freedonia are Demanding Shorter Hours."
Rufus T. Firefly: "OK, We'll Give Em' Shorter Hours; We'll Cut Their Lunch Hour to 20 Minutes!" -Duck Soup

3)"It's The Stuff That Dreams are Made Of"
-Maltese Falcon

4) Lord Mayor: "It's Uncanny; You Look Like THE ORIGINALS"
John : "We ARE THE ORIGINALS" John Lennon / Yellow Submarine

5) "Why You Lamebrains..........." Moe

6) "You've Done Well To Keep So Much Hair When So Many's After It; I Hope ...You Will fare Well."
AND
"...Soon as ya get THAT one skinned Pilgrim, I'll bring ya another."
-Bear Claw/ Jerimiah Johnson

7) "Any Woman who spends her time makin a lotta men happy 'stead of one man miserable sure gets my vote." John Wayne / North to Alaska

8) Danaher: "This is a Fight I'd come a long way to see"
Thornton:"I hope you can stick around for the end of it."
AND
"Your INLAWS are comin ta se ya Squire, Darlin'." -The Quiet Man

9) "I'll be Your Huckleberry."
AND
"He was just too high strung; the strain was more than he could bear...Oh, I wasn't as Sick as I Let On." -Doc Holiday / Tombstone

And One Of My FAVORITES:

10) " IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING." -Mel Brooks/ History of the World

HORRAY FOR HOLL-E-WOOD!!

BUGSY :cool2:

[Ignatz]

"Sometimes the magic works...sometimes it doesn't."
--Old Lodge Skins (Chief Dan George) in "Little Big Man"

[tickleterror]

Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

:devil2: "You don't really know much about Halloween. You've thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy.

Halloween. The festival of Samhain. The last great one took place 3000 years ago, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children.

Sacrifice. It's part of our world, our 'craft'. Witchcraft. It's time again. In the end, we don't decide these things, you know. The planets do..." :bat:

--From "Halloween III" :devil:

[The Sean Man]

"Lo, there do I see my father.....lo there, do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers....lo there, do i see the line of my people back to the beginning...lo, they do call to me, and bid me join them...in the Halls of Valhalla...where the brave shall live....FOREVER!"

The 13th Warrior

[Xodlirv]

In the 1940 film Torrid Zone James Cagney and Ann Sheridan are having a heated argument. Finally she gets so mad at him she picks up a plate full of sandwiches and hurls it at him. Never losing his cool he ducks, snatches a sandwich off the plate as it passes, takes a bite and says:

"Next time, more mustard."

[mgctouch]

Quotes from HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

Capt. Vasili Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Captain Ramius: I suppose.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: No papers?
Captain Ramius: No papers, state to state.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives.
Captain Ramius: Oh, at least.

************************************************** *******

Capt. Bart Mancuso: My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.

************************************************** *******

Captain Ramius: You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?

************************************************** *******
[Shootout in the missile room]
Captain Ramius: Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.
Jack Ryan: Right.
[Moves closer to enemy, who fires several shots at him]
Jack Ryan: *I* have to be careful what *I* shoot at?
Jack Ryan: [to himself] "Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.

************************************************** *******

Jeffrey Pelt: Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.

************************************************** *******
Jeffrey Pelt: You slammed the door on the General pretty hard, didn't you?
Jack Ryan: That was not my intention.
Jeffrey Pelt: Oh, yes, it was! He was patronizing you, and you stomped on him! And in my opinion, he deserved it!

************************************************** *******

Andrei Bonovia: There is another matter... one I'm reluctant to ...
Dr. Jeffrey Pelt: Please.
Andrei Bonovia: One of our submarines, an Alfa, was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks. We have not heard from her for some time.
Dr. Jeffrey Pelt: Andrei, you've lost another submarine?

[Catwoman]

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope."

Princess Leia, Star Wars

[unit5610]

"I tried to question him, but he preferred to expire."

Chuck Norris's martial arts mentor in An Eye For An Eye (1981)

[Catwoman]

Captured Crook: Who are you?

Batman: I'm Batman


-Michael Keaton: Batman

[isabeau]

from all about eve "fasten your seatbelts its going to be a bumpy night" curtesy of betty davis

from midnight cowboy "hey i'm walking here, bang i'm walking here" dustin hoffman

from cool hand luke "what we have here is failure to communicate"

isabeau

[Daveyboy]

"I know" - Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tennhauser Gate... all these moments will be lost like... tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty, Blade Runner

"What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?" - Pontius Pilate, Monty Python's Life of Brian

[Hell'sTickler]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." Hannibal Lecter The Silence of the Lambs

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." John McClane Die Hard

"Get busy living or get busy dying. That's god damn right." Red The Shawshank Redemption

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." Alex De Large A Clockwork Orange

"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!" William Wallace Braveheart

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo." Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Full Metal Jacket

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Inigo Montoya The Princess Bride.

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria." Peter Venkman [i]Ghostbusters

"Hakuna Matata, it means no worries" Pumbaa The Lion King

[Daveyboy]

Ghostbusters rocks!

"Back off man - I'm a scientist" - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ASS!" - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

"I'll take Ms Barrett back to her apartment and check her out..." - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

"Yes, it's true. This man has no penis." - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

"I love this plan! I'm happy to be a part of it! Let's do it!" - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

And some more '80s quotes...

"1.21 jigowatts! 1.21 jigowatts - Great Scott!" - Doc Brown, Back to the Future

"Hey you guys!" - Slough, The Goonies

"I feel the need... the need for SPEED!" - Maverick & Goose, Top Gun

"Nice beaver" - Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun

"By the way, I faked every orgasm." - Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun

[Xodlirv]

"There's only one reason a Christian girl goes to Planned Parenthood."
"She's planting a pipe bomb?!?"
"Okay, two reasons."

-Eva Amurri and Macauley Culkin, Saved!

[mark 19]

“If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball” – dodgeball :bouncybou

[Catwoman]

Welcome to the Xander Zone!

-vin diesel, XXX

[mark 19]

“Alright! Let do it common!” – Zaphod beeblebrox – the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (its just the way he says it) :xpulcy:

[supler]

"There's NO crying in baseball!" Tom Hanks, League of Their Own

"Fredo, you broke my heart" Al Pacino,The Godfather pt II

[Catwoman]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


- Macauley Caulkin, Home Alone

[Daveyboy]

"Your mother ate my dog!!!" - Paquita, Braindead (or Dead/Alive as it was known in the 'States)

Just about the best line in any movie ever :p

[Catwoman]

Say hello to my little friend.........

-Al Pacino, Scarface

[isabeau]

leave the gun, bring the cannoli (the godfather) clemenza after shooting an informer)

isabeau :jester:

[kurchatovium]

Good? Bad? All I know is I'm the guy with the gun. <== "Army Of Darkness"

[leafstk]

"I'm not talkin' about workin' for a livin', I'm talkin' about Shaaarkin' " Quint, Jaws :D

[supler]

"My middle name is Danger" Austin Powers

[blondie46]

When ur a Jet you're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin day
You're never alone
when company's expected
You're well protected, etc.

Riff. West Side Story....Russ Tamblin.
Music, Leonard Bernstein.
Do songs count. ?

[natural tickler]

OK Cohagen, you got what you want, now give these people AIR!!!- Schwartzenegger, in Total Recall

[darvon96]

Sometimes you just got to say "what the fuck".

- (several) Risky Business


"you fucked up ... you trusted us"

- Otter, Anmimal House

[crydun]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

Said to Luke in "Cool Hand Luke", just before they shot him.

That's the one I was going to pick!

[crydun]

We're going to make him an offer he can't refuse" The Godfather

[blondie46]

A boy like that who kill ur brotha
forget that boy and find anotha
stick to your own kind
one of your own kind...

A boy who keels has no hardt
A boy who keels has n....
oh never mind. I memorized every meter of every song in that musical

Anita to Maria in West Side Story

[unit5610]

"It looks like the price is WRONG, Bob!"

Adam Sandler to Bob Barker in "Happy Gilmour"

[blondie46]

Here you are free and you have pride,
Long as you stay on your own side...
yada
yada
Bernardo and Anita (wearing purple and black) in West Side Story

[natural tickler]

The moving, relaxing, vibrating home, huh???- Morgan Freeman to Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow in Seven

[Daveyboy]

"You don't make history by playing by the rules - you make it by seizing the moment." - Sebastian Cain, Hollow Man

"It sucked his brains out." Leiutenant Rasczak, Starship Troopers

"Consider that a divorce." Douglas Quaid, Total Recall

"Come quietly or there will be... trouble" - Murphy/ Robocop, Robocop

What's the connection?

[mark 19]

“Look how big this is! You want me to stick this IN TO MY HEART are you FUCKING CRAZY!” – The Rock

[Daveyboy]

"If only you could have seen what I've seen with your eyes" - Roy Batty, Blade Runner

"I want more life, fucker" - Roy Batty, Blade Runner

[mark 19]

“Your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off!” – The Italian Job (as I’m sure you know) :xpulcy:

[isabeau]

thems pretty bold words for a one eyed fat man
fill your hands you son of a bitch (true grit, first quote robert duvall, second john wayne)

leave the gun, bring the cannoli (the godfather) clemenza

mrs robinson, your trying to seduce me (the graduate) dustin hoffman

your breaking my balls (rainman) tom cruise

isabeau :D

[Daveyboy]

"Are you as good in bed as you are on the dancefloor?" Connie, Saturday Night Fever

after a little dancin'...

Tony Manero: "Y'know, Connie, if youse as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, you must be one lousy fuck."
Connie: "Oh yeah, so why do they always send me flowers in the morning?"
Tony Manero: "Some guys just don't know a lousy fuck when they got one, y'know? Or maybe they thought you was dead!"

[blondie46]

You betcha! "Fargo"

[natural tickler]

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" "Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns...who's gonna do it?? You?? You, Lt. Weinberg?? I have a bigger responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that while Santiago's death was tragic, it probably saved lives, and my existence as grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words of a life spent defending something, you use them as a punchline. I have neither the time, or the inclination to explain myself, to a man who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of freedom that I provide, and then questions the matter in which I provide it. I would rather you just said 'thank you' and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way I don't give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to"- Col Jessup in A Few Good Men

[mark 19]

“scream if this hurts chica!” – Blade Trinity

[Daveyboy]

Taggart: What in the wide, wide world o' sports is a-goin' on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not jump around like a buncha Kansas City faggots!"
__________________________________________________ __________

Taggart: We'll work up a number 6 on 'em"

Lamarr: Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one..."

Taggart: That's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whoppin' and a-whumpin' ev-e-ry livin' thing that moves to within an inch of its life. 'Ceptin' the women-folk o' course."

Lamarr: "You spare the women??"

Taggart: No, we rape the shit outta them at the Number 6 dance later on!"
__________________________________________________ __

Lamarr: "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives..."

Taggart: "Goldarnit Mr Lamarr, you use your tongue purtier'n a twenty-dollar whore"

- Blazing Saddles

[tickleterror]

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?

Captain Oveur: I can't tell.

Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?

Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.

Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

[mark 19]

“It’s closing time James last call!” – Golden Eye :D

[Daveyboy]

Bond: "Do you exshpect me to talk?"

Goldfinger: "No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"
______________

Bond: "Who are you?"

Pussy: "My name is Pussy Galore"

Bond: "I musht be dreaming..."

______________

Bond: "Thish ish no time to be reshcued"

-Goldfinger

[mark 19]

“Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know” – Euro Trip :xpulcy:

[isabeau]

aint it cool ( broken arrow ) john travolta to christian slater.

theres no crying in baseball ( a league of their own ) tom hanks

run forrest run ( forest gump ) hmm whats her name lol

isabeau :xpulcy:

[Daveyboy]

Lt. Dan: "What's wrong with your lip?"

Bubba: "I was born with big gums sir"

Lt. Dan: "You better tuck that in - don't want it to get caught on a tripwire"

- Forrest Gump

[blondie46]

Well I don't know much about bands
But I do know you can't make a livin
sellin big trombones,
no sir, no sir....

Spoken by one of the residents of River City, Iowa in The Music Man

[leafstk]

"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirly!"

Airplane

[Daveyboy]

"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

- Harry Lime, The Third Man

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never."

- John Milton/ the Devil, The Devil's Advocate

[Ray<3tiklishft]

"Do you read the bible? There's this verse I have memorized, seems appropriate for this situation. Ezekiel 25:17.............."

Jules Winfield, 'Pulp Fiction'

[natural tickler]

"Well, I guess he had it comin'"
"We all have it comin', kid" -Eastwood in Unforgiven

[leafstk]

"Looks like a picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!"

Airplane :D

[Daveyboy]

Johnson #1: "Neitzche says that out of chaos comes order..."
Johnson #2: "Ah, blow it out your ass, Howard."

- Blazing Saddles

[CaptainQuantum]

"I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science" - Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

"You can't have me! I'm taken! BY ME!!" - Jack again in Carnal Knowledge

"Tell everybody the pervert is back" - Woody Harrelson in The People vs Larry Flynt

"You know what you are Howard? You're the anti-christ! You're the mutha fuckin anti-Christ!" - Paul Giamatti in Private Parts

"Hey, you clowns are on dope!" - Paul Dooley in Shakes the Clown

"As soon as those cameras go off, he gonna fuck that little dog" - LaWanda Page in Shakes the Clown

Peppy the Clown: How am I doing?? How am I doing?? Blow it out your ass, you useless sack of shit!
Shakes the Clown: Okay Peppy, nice talkin to ya.
Peppy: Oh yeah! A real, real pleasure I'm sure. ASSHOLES! (does that thing where you flick your front teeth at someone with your thumb - what is that called anyway?)
Stenchy the Clown: Hey Peppy, you dropped your thesaurus. - Shakes the Clown

"wanna buy a monkey?" - David Letterman in Cabin Boy

From the Matrix:

Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak] Ignorance is bliss.

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realised that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every resource is consumed. The only way for you to survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer on this planet, you are a plague, and we... are the cure.

Morpheus: What is real? How do you define real? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain

Morpheus: We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun. Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

From Dead Poets Society:

Keating: Now I'd like you to step forward over here. They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? --- Carpe --- hear it? --- Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

Keating: We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless--of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse." That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?

[tickleshotel]

harrison Ford "get off my Plane!" in Air Force One

[Daveyboy]

Harrison Ford: "No ticket" in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade...

... the guy just doesn't like sharing aircraft with people!

[tickleshotel]

Wicked witch in wizard of the Oz- "I'll get you my pretty and your Dog too"

[Xodlirv]

I recently saw Man of the House with Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Ranger assigned to protect a group of college cheerleaders who witnessed a mob murder. On the face of it it sounds stupid, but if you give it a chance you'll find out....it really is stupid. But there are some quite funny lines!

TLJ: I gave up alcohol about ten years ago.
Cheerleader: Didn't like yourself when you were drinking, huh?
TLJ: Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem.

Pizza delivery boy (on seeing Jones living in a sorority house full of cheerleaders): You're my hero.
TLJ: Just imagine what that means to me.

Punk in bar: I've gotta warn you, I know karate.
TLJ: Well, you'd better know something.

[jackmeister]

"In the dictionary under asshole it says, see him"

"This just in, former president Eisenhower actually cartoon character Elmer Fudd" Using elmer's voice says: Id like to thank you for letting me be president.

Adrian Crounhauer in Good Morning Vietnam

[natural tickler]

"How do you keep an asshole in suspense?"
ok, you can talk now- Big Red in The Five Heartbeats

[CaptainQuantum]

Reading a letter from a listener: "'Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls.' I have no idea what that means, but it seems pretty negative to me." :jester:

[Daveyboy]

"We need a heap of bloody bodies so when Mob boss Wallenquist looks over his charts of gains and losses he'll see what it cost him to mess with the girls of Old Town"

- Dwight McCarthy, Sin City

[Krokus]

"So look around you. This isn't our fucking neighborhood, it's a battlefield. We're on a battlefield tonight." - Edward Norton, American History X.

[Ray<3tiklishft]

"He's half Italian and half Jewish. Matzah Mozzarella."

Paul Giamatti, 'Confidence'

[mark 19]

“how bout Nooooooooooooooo, y crazy Dutch bastard” – Dr Evil – Gold member :D

[Daveyboy]

John McClane: "Welcome to the party, pal!"
______________________

Dwayne Robinson: "Now you listen to me you little asshole..."
John McClane: "Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, D-wayne!"

- Die Hard

[leafstk]

"It's E.T.! Eddie Torez!! The Extra Testicle!!" Cheech

Cheech and Chong, Still Smokin'

[isabeau]

your out of order. the whole fucking courtroom is out of order (and justice for all) courtesy of al pacino attica attica

isabeau :yowzer:

[Daveyboy]

"That's my mother you're pissing on!" - Lionel, Braindead

&

"I kick arse for the Lord!" - Father McGruder, Braindead

*note - Braindead was called Dead/Alive in the US

[gibby59]

Wales: "You a bounty hunter?"

Bounty Hunter: "A man's gotta do somethin' for a livin'."

Wales: "Diein' ain't much of a livin', boy."

"The Outlaw Josey Wales"

[Coffee]

I'm here to chew some bubble gum and kick some ass and i'm all out of bubblebum. Roddy Piper They Live

[Coffee]

You might just have to kill me...(bad guy)

It'll hurt if i do...(Bruce Willis) Last Man Standing

[Coffee]

I've got a newsflash on the cause of death for your jumper (Capt)

Let me guess Decelration Drama (Billy Crystal)

Cement Poisoning (Gregory Hines)

He Drowned (Capt)

Poor Bastard couldnt fly or swim (Billy Crystal) Running Scared

[Coffee]

In Running Scared in the middle of a gun fight the two partners are yelling at each other and Billy Crystal yells " In all the years we've been partners I've never gotten us killed...Not Once!"

[Ignatz]

Captain Quantum, the gesture you asked about a couple of pages back is called "biting your thumb." It's been around at least since Shakespeare's day (it is mentioned in Romeo and Juliet) and probably even longer.

[blondie46]

we got Trouble
yes, my friends were in serious, serious trouble....
....
with a capital t and that rhymes with p and that stands for pool.

The Music Man

[natural tickler]

His mama called him Clay, I'ma call him Clay....Coming to America

[mark 19]

“My son is sat here with his hand glued to he penis!” – American pie 2

[CaptainQuantum]

Captain Quantum, the gesture you asked about a couple of pages back is called "biting your thumb." It's been around at least since Shakespeare's day (it is mentioned in Romeo and Juliet) and probably even longer.

Awesome, thanks. I knew it had to have a name. LOL

[leafstk]

"I see you brought your rubbers!" Quint, Jaws (Robert Shaw RIP) :D

[Daveyboy]

"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women" - Quint, Jaws



"It's the dwarves that go swimmin' with hairy little women" - Gimli, Return of the King (Extended DVD Edition)

[Ray<3tiklishft]

The Lord told me, he can get me out of this......but you're fucked, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!!!

Irish Rebel in 'Braveheart'

[isabeau]

stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (streetcar named desire) courtesy of stanley kowaski spelling?

i could have been a contender (on the waterfront) courtesy of marlon brando who also was stanley

isabeau :bunny:

[blondie46]

His mama called him Clay, I'ma call him Clay....Coming to America

lol...that's one of my favorites, naturalt!

Women need someone to tell em what ta do....

Daryl in "Coming to America" :D

[mark 19]

“I glued myself to... err myself” – American Pie 2 :jester:

[lightninbug]

"They're just whittlin' you down piece by piece, Mr. Merriweather"
-Jack Crabb / Little Big Man

"Soons as ya git that'n skinned Pilgrim, I'l gitcha another."
AND
"Mountain's got it's own ways, Pilgrim"
-'Bearclaw' / Jerimiah Johnson

"I'll be your Huckleberry"...Why Johnny Ringo; you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
-Doc Holiday / Tombstone

"No matter where you go; There You Are"
-Buckaroo Banzai

:jester: BUG

[isabeau]

it was as if a tiny bird had flown into their drab, dismal cell, and for one brief moment, every man in shawshank felt free.

quoted by red while the prisoners were listening to the duet from mozarts marriage of figaro. Shawshank Redemption.

isabeau

[amk714]

"We're going streaking!" - Will Farrell, from Old School :D

[blondie46]

"You stole mah stow-ree." Secret Window :blaugh: :blaugh:

[amk714]

Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson), from As Good as It Gets:

"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City 'Sailor wanna hump-hump' bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here." :blaugh:

[blondie46]

^oh that has gotta be one of my favorites too!

"There's no place like home." Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz

[Ignatz]

"They're just whittlin' you down piece by piece, Mr. Merriweather"
-Jack Crabb / Little Big Man

"Soons as ya git that'n skinned Pilgrim, I'l gitcha another."
AND
"Mountain's got it's own ways, Pilgrim"
-'Bearclaw' / Jerimiah Johnson

"I'll be your Huckleberry"...Why Johnny Ringo; you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
-Doc Holiday / Tombstone

Three of my favorite films, there, Bug!

"There's a hawk...heading for the Musselshell. It'd take me three days of riding and he'll be there in...hell, he's there already."
from Jeremiah Johnson

"That Hatchet Jack was a wild 'un. He was living in a cave on the Musselshell with a female panther for two years. She never did get used to him."
Jeremiah Johnson

"Hell, Holliday...you're so drunk you're prob'ly seeing double!"
"I have two guns, sir...one for each of you."
Tombstone

"My new wife is a Snake Woman and they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me."
Little Big Man

(I'm quoting from memory here...might be a little off on the wording.)

[Xodlirv]

"The Communists don't believe in God or Jesus?"
"Unh-unh. I hear they're short on toilet paper, too."

Laura Dern and Billy Bob Thornton, Daddy And Them

[barefoot_m_uk]

Lieutenant: I think they can handle one little lady.

Smith: No lieutenant, your men are already dead.

[Matrix]

Batty: I've seen things you people would not believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion ...

[Blade Runner]

Barbara Novak: Another ruse, Catcher? You know I have no interest in seeing you.
Catcher Block: But you know you have to, and you know I know you have to. I'm sure you know how things are at KNOW ever since your new NOW.
Barbara Novak: I have no way of knowing how things are now at KNOW. I knew how things were at KNOW before NOW.
Catcher Block: Then you should know now at KNOW things are a lot like they are at NOW, we have to interview every applicant for every job, and so do you or you'd be going against NOW's definition of discrimination and you wouldn't want the readers of NOW or KNOW to know that, now would you?
Barbara Novak: Have a seat, Mr. Block.

[Down With Love]

Capt. Koons: This watch was on you daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they'd confiscate it--take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

[Pulp Fiction]

And of course -

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

[amk714]

Another one from The Matrix:

Agent Smith: We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger and you give me my phone call. :D

[blondie46]

"You'll find it in Balzak."
Madam Librarian Marian to her mother in "The Music Man."

[barefoot_m_uk]

"You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..."

[the peerless Man With No Name, from A Fistful Of Dollars]

"You're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

[best put-down ever? From Get Carter]

"Flash I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the universe!"

[absolutely the best line ever in my opinion - Flash Gordon, of course]

[amk714]

From American Pie:

Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Jim: Michelle! Michelle. :blaugh:

[Mitchell]

"Love Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry" (From Love Story, 1970, said by Ali Macgraw to Ryan O Neal after they had a fight, and again by Ryan O Neal to his father, played by Ray Milland, at the end of the movie)

Mitch

[amk714]

From Network:

Howard Beale: [screaming at the top of his lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" :bouncybou

[CaptainQuantum]

Perhaps the funniest monologue ever in a movie, from the original Austin Powers movie:

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

Therapist (Carrie Fisher): Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood.

Dr Evil: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Therapist: You know, we have to stop.

[Xodlirv]

"I love the Internet. Part fantasy, part community, and you can pay your bills naked."
"They really don't stress that enough as a selling point."

Stockard Channing and Diane Lane, Must Love Dogs

[Illtcklu]

I guess the standards:

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" Clark Gable "Gone With The Wind"

and I think this is right:

"In all the gin joints in all the world, why did she have to walk into mine." Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca"

and finally to all my new friends on TMF I quote:

"Louie, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!" Bogey in "Casablanca" again.

[osco89]

"Rocky lll"


Interviewer: "What's your prediction for the fight"?

Clubber Lang (MR. T):,"Prediction"?

Interviewer:,"YES your prediction".

Clubber Lang (MR. T):"PAIN".

[Xodlirv]

"Why do old people have such big ears?"

"It's cartilege. It never stops growing."

"But they hear less."

"It's a mystery."

(Lee Evans and Christopher Walken, Plots With A View [USA title: Undertaking Betty]

[nytoetapper]

"I will fixate upon you as the instrument of my destruction and you will NEVER feel safe in your little world again."

Don Johnson - Dead Bang

[storyteller]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" Clark Gable "Gone With The Wind"

My favorite! But did Scarlett give up? Her ultimate response:
"Tomorrow is another day!"
--Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara, "Gone with the Wind" (1939)

Some other favorites
"General Picket, Sir, you must look to your division."
"General Lee...I have no division."
--Martin Sheen as General Robert E. Lee and Stephen Lang as Major General George E. Pickett, "Ghettysbug" (1993)

"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one."
--Clint Eastwood as "Dirty" Harry Callahan, "The Dead Pool" (1988)

Frodo: "I wish none of this had ever happened."
Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
Ian McKellen as Gandalf the Grey and Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins, "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" (2001)

[natural tickler]

During a robbery in Pulp fiction, Samuel L Jackson defines the meaning of Ezekiel 25:17. My favorite definition was


That you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd, and its the world that's evil and selfish...I like that, but that aint the truth. Truth is you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. I am trying Ringo, trying real hard, to be the shepherd

[Mr.Tickler]

"No, I count every second"-Kip Niven, New Years Evil


"He's out there somewhere, in the neighborhood, watching.I know he is!"-Carol Kane, When a Stranger Calls


"Gotta hold yur breath, Harry.Gotta hold your breath."-Leslie, Nielson,-Creepshow

[tickleterror]

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite" Mr blonde in reservoir dogs.

[luvgirlsfeet]

"Every incident in a person's life effect's everything that follows it" Michael Caine to James Belushi in Mr Destiny

[devilsadvocate]

"A few nights ago, Rory's roger iron busted, so he's gone down the battle cruiser to watch the end of his football game. No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel over. A fat geezer's north opens. He wanders up and turns the Liza over. 'F**k off and watch it somewhere else!' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game. so calm as a coma, he picks up the fire extinguisher, walks straight past the jam rolls ready for action and plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub, and switches back to his footer. 'Thats f*****g it' says the geezer. 'Thats f*****g what?' says Rory, and he gobs out a mouthful of booze, covering fatty. he flicks a flaming match into his birds nest and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory, unfazed turns back to his game. His teams won too, 4 - 0!!"

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[tickleterror]

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Another from that great movie.

[luvgirlsfeet]

Strange isnt it each man's life touches so many other lives, when he isnt around he leaves an awful hole doesnt he...Clarence to George in It's a wonderful life

[luvgirlsfeet]

You dont need to wear a patch on your arm to have honor...A Few Good Men

[huskys]

"Thats not a knife!"
"Now THATS a knife"

Croccodile Dundee

[tickleterror]

Nick the Greek: I'll need a sample.
Tom: Ahh, no can do I'm afraid.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

Lock stock and two smoking barrels

[devilsadvocate]

"That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky to find it in, and you're complaining about 200? what school of finance did you go to? its a deal, its a steal, its sale of the f*****g century, in fact...f**k it Nick i think i'll keep it"

[tickleterror]

There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

[luvgirlsfeet]

You know I never got to bat in the Major Leagues. I would have loved to have had that chance Just once. To stare down a big league pitcher, to stare him down and just as he goes into his wind up "wink" make him think you know something he doesnt, thats what I wish for, a chance to squint to the sky so blue that it hurts your eyes just to look at it. To feel the tingle in your arm as you connect with the ball, to run the bases stretch a double into a triple and flop face first into 3rd wrap your arms around the bag...Thats my wish Ray Consella thats my wish and is there enough magic out there in the moonlight to make this dream come true....Archibald "Moonlight" Graham to Ray Consella in Field Of Dreams

[Cave In]

"The problem with Scotland is, its full of Scots!" - Braveheart

[tickleterror]

Airplane: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

[Cave In]

"Yea thats me grabbing the bull by the horns, Its a metaphor.... But that actually happened" - Dodgeball

[tickleterror]

Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.

[Mitchell]

"You had me at hello" Renee Zellwegger, in the last scene of Jerry Mcguire.

Mitch

[Eriksmasque]

Max Schreck ( played by my fav. actor ; ) )

" I am the light of this city, and I'm its mean, twisted soul"

Batman Returns

[Coffee]

Running Scared in the middle of a gun fight one yells out "In all the years we've been partners I've never gotten us killed! NOT ONCE!"

[tickleterror]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

[InsnlyTklshF]

Fredo Corleone: I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!

Micahel Corleone: That's the way Pop wanted it.

Fredo Corleone: It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart!
Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

Michael Corleone: Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?

Another few GREAT quotes by a GREAT MAN ...

Santino "Sonny" Corleone

Goddamn FBI, don't respect nothing.
You touch my sister again - I'll kill you.
Now listen I want somebody good, and I mean very good to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright. :) :) :) :) :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou

[devilsadvocate]

"all that has befallen you, it was a terrible tragedy. An unforgivable mistake. We will find a cure. Take your rightful place by my side. you are after all a prince. Together we shall rule it all."

"if what you say is true, why does your voice tremble so...father?"

Damaskinos and Nomak in Blade II

[Cave In]

Ron: "What cologne are you gonna go with? London Gentlemen, or-- wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."
Brian: "No, she gets a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther. So you know it's good."
Ron: "It's quite pungent."
Brian: "Oh yeah."
Ron: "Ooh, it's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way."
Brian: "Yeah."
Ron: "Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline."

[tickleterror]

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind.

[Eriksmasque]

ok. Mine's from FINDING NEVERLAND> I don't remember dustin hoffman's character's name ( i'm soo bad = ( ) so, i'll just use Depp and Hoffman instead..

anyway, the scene is a rehearsal for PETER PAN, and JM Barrie ( depp) said the actor playing nana should use his teeth to make the beds because he doesn't have any fingers

Depp: "... because being dog, you don't have proper digits do you?

actor: "I don't have any teeth either"

Depp: * turns to hoffman*" can we get him some teeth then? "

Hoffman: " He can have mine"


LOL

[ChosenofMystra]

I can't believe I've never seen this thread before! :D Seeing as how I love movies with a passion I have many favorite quotes. Here's one from Pulp Fiction.



Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
Pumpkin: What?
Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?
Pumpkin: Not regularly.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

[Xodlirv]

"Heather, there's a lot of information in here that was off the record."
"You never said anything about off the record."
"Well, I assumed that anything I said while I was inside you was confidential."

Aaron Eckhart and Katie Holmes, Thank You For Smoking

[tickleterror]

Another pulp fiction one.

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

[ChosenofMystra]

Here's one from "A Clockwork Orange" I've always liked. Short but sweet.

Alex - I was cured all right

[fttickler]

Dave: I'll Drive, ay
Rick: No, I can Drive, ay
Dave: You cant drive you'll crash, besides you don't have a license, ay
Rick: I won't crash,ay
Dave: Why not?, ay
Rick: .cause it's a Beer Truch, ay
Dave:Ok, ay but you better not crash it.

[ChosenofMystra]

A Clockwork Orange

Alex: Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!

[ChosenofMystra]

Here's one from Monty python's Life of Brian that has me in tears from laughter every time I hear it

Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, you don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in Crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Shhh!

[BikerBadBoy]

Mine is in my sig.

[Cave In]

Young Patches: "Just remember the five Ds of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge."

[osco89]

*And I'll bring a nice foot to your ass* Clint Eastwood to Burt Reynolds in the movie "City Heat".

[tickleterror]

John McClane: Look I fail you cover my ass. You fail I cover your ass!
Zeus: And if we both fail?
John McClane: Then we're both fucked!
(Die Hard With a Vengeance)

[Xodlirv]

"I'm putting you on total isolation for the next two weeks. No cell phones, no faxes, no Internet, nothing."
"Like the 80's?!"

Gerry Becker and Richard Benjamin, Marci X

[ChosenofMystra]

From American Beauty...

Colonel Fitts - Get out! I don't ever want to see you again!

Ricky - What a sad, lonely old man you are

[tickleterror]

From The Punisher
Frank Castle: I'm fine.
[looks at the dead hit man by his feet]
Frank Castle: He's not.

[Xodlirv]

This is from a Three Stooges short subject, I forget the title. The Stooges are looking at a wanted poster of themselves. The charge is vagrancy.

Shemp: What's vagrancy?
Larry: You know! Like when you smell a flower, and it smells good. That's vagrancy!
Shemp: Aw, we can beat that rap easy!
Moe: You lamebrains! Vagrancy is being a hobo or a bum!
Shemp: Uh-oh. I don't think we can beat that one.

[osco89]

From Sergio Leone's,"Once Upon a Time in America".

Robert DeNiro (Noodles) to James Woods (Maxi) after they knocked off Burt Young (Joe) with his gang in their car.

Noodles-" Today they ask us to get rid of Joe, tomorrow they ask me to get rid of you". " Is that ok with you"? " Because it's not ok with me".

[b0xr]

NOW....use can't leave.

Sonny to the Bikers in "A Bronx Tale"

[CurtWild]

from American Psycho:

"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite."

lol it has no deep meaning or anything but i just think it`s pretty funny.

from High Fidelity:

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

from Love Actually:

"Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't."

from Velvet Goldmine:

"The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history."


thats all for now........

[Robace252]

"There are greater tragadies in the world...." from Rudy.

Rob

[isabeau]

"Lighten up, Francis" from Stripes...

[ljjnico]

One of my favourite pieces of dialogue from Pulp Fiction.

Maynard: Which one of them do you want to do first?
Zed: I ain't for sure yet, (whispering) eenie meenie minie moe, catch a nigger by his toe, if he hollers let him go, eenie meenie minie moe. My mother said pick the perfect one and you are.....it. Guess that means you big boy.
Marsellus: (Ballgagged) Fuck you! (muffled abuse towards Zed)
Zed: Shush. You want to do it in here?
Maynard: No. Let's take him back to Russell's old room.
Zed: Sounds good to me.
Marsellus: (still ballgagged) (more muffled abuse directed to Zed and Maynard)

[luvgirlsfeet]

Scene from JAWS

Matt Hopper: ( Speaking to Mayor Larry Vaughn ) "I think you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and "Bites" you in the ass :happyfloa

[osco89]

From "Midnight Run"

Dennis Farina (mob boss) talking to one of his men on the phone.

Farina-,"Let me tell you two stupid mother@$#%*#'s something, I better not get another phone call like this, cause if I do I'm gonna to get on the f@#*#@g plane and I'm gonna blow torch the both of you"!

[GirlsDoItToo]

Actions speak louder than words, this is why I am posting a video clip of one of my favorite scenes in one of my favorite movies!

"Your bed is a car..."
"Yeah, but it's a fuckin' sweet car!"

(From Grandma's Boy)

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[osco89]

From "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"

Clint Eastwood to Eli Wallach

Clint(Blondie)-"Well now, seems just like old times, four for you and four, uh, four for me".

[SlaverTickler]

"I no longer need to kill you. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned forever at the center of a dead planet, barried alive, barried alive barried alive..."

-Kahn, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn

(And that is why Kahn is cooler then Vader)

[ljjnico]

Here's the insect politics dialogue from The Fly, one of the best remakes ever.

Seth Brundle: You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects ... don't have politics. They're very ... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first ... insect politician. Y'see, I'd like to, but ... I'm afraid ...(groans)
Veronica Quaife: I don't know what you're trying to say!
Seth Brundle: I'm saying ... I'm saying I-I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man ... and loved it. But now the dream is over ... and the insect is awake.
Veronica Quaife: No...No, Seth.
Seth Brundle: I'm saying ...I'll hurt you if you stay.

[osco89]

From "Stir Crazy" Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder are on the cell floor, in the morning, both unknowingly putting on the same pair of pants.

Pryor," AHHHHH, I can't feel anything in my leg"!

[ljjnico]

Classic scene from The Terminator.

Terminator flicking through Sarah Connor's address book then a knock at the door and another knock.
Caretaker: Hey buddy, got a dead cat in there or what?
List of replies:
YES/NO
GO AWAY
OR WHAT?
PLEASE COME BACK LATER
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
Chooses Fuck you, asshole.
Terminator: Fuck you, asshole.

[osco89]

From the movie "JAWS"

Quint, "were headin Brody"

Brody yells out, "THANK CHRIST"!

[CurtWild]

from trainspotting:

"Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!"

lol....i said that to an ex once

[luvgirlsfeet]

Back To The Future 3: Clock ceremony scene

Buford: Lets settle this right now! ( Speaking to Marty )

Buford gang member #1 Uh not now Buford the marshall has our guns

Buford: like I said we'll finish this up tomorrow

Buford gang member #2: Tomorrow we're robbing the Pine City Stage

Buford: ( Rolls his eyes and agrivated ) What about Monday? Are we doing anything on Monday?

Buford gang member #1 No Monday would be fine, you can kill him on Monday

[Eriksmasque]

this is kind of sick, but its a line from a movie I like because my fav. actor ( Chris Walken) plays a reformed gangster.

Charlie: ( walken )

... what else can I do with one phone call? How about I have you made into mence meat? The truth about my neighbors is, what happened didn't have anything to do with barking dogs. That family did something to mine, way back, that hurt. One detail from Brett's story wasn't quite right. Those dogs................ that was not steak, they were eating.

[ChosenofMystra]

This is one I liked from one of my favorite comedies (Dr. Strangelove)

General Jack D. Ripper: Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

[CurtWild]

from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang :

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.

Harry: Bad.

Perry: Excuse me?

Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the machanism that allows you to sleep...

Perry: What, fuckhead? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.


great flick

[SlaverTickler]

HOW SWEET !! FRESH MEAT !!
NOW NO ONE SLEEPS !!!

FREDDY KRUEGAR - NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4

'How sweet... dark meat!"
Freddy Kruegar- Freddy vs Jason

[SlaverTickler]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride (1987)

[AnnieHall]

"Don't you see? The rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers. I think of us that way sometimes and I live here." -Alvy Singer

[He-Man]

Classic scene from The Terminator.

Terminator flicking through Sarah Connor's address book then a knock at the door and another knock.
Caretaker: Hey buddy, got a dead cat in there or what?
List of replies:
YES/NO
GO AWAY
OR WHAT?
PLEASE COME BACK LATER
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
Chooses Fuck you, asshole.
Terminator: Fuck you, asshole.

Gotta love the Terminator. I liked this one from T2: Judgement Day --

Terminator shoots a security guard in the leg(sometime after John's tried to explain why he can't kill anyone) .

John Conner "ARE YOU CRAZY!?!"

Terminator "Don't worry-- he'll live."


And from Terminator 3--

Terminator: "I need your clothes"
guy: "Wait your turn, girlfriend!"
T: Take off your clothes..now"
guy: "Talk the hand!"

Terminator grabs the guys hand, causing the guy pain. Terminator pull the hand up to his mouth: "NOW!"

Also from T3, when the Terminator is walking out of the store with a sh*tload of food.

Cashier: "Hey, you gonna pay for that?!"
Terminator holds his hand out in front of the guy's face. "Talk to the hand."

[ChosenofMystra]

Here's one from Hellraiser: Inferno (a damn good b-movie by the way)

Pinhead - Its all a puzzle, isn't it Joseph? Like a game of chess perhaps. The pieces move, apparently aimlessly, but always towards one singular objective...to kill the king; and who is the king in this game Joseph, that is the question you must ask yourself.

Joseph - I don't understand!

Pinhead - Ah, the eternal refrain of humanity; pleading innocence, begging for mercy 'please help me! I don't understand!'

[ljjnico]

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth.

Joey: How did you know my name?!
Pinhead: Thank you Joey.
Pinhead: (Evil laugh.) Human dreams, such fertile ground for sowing the seeds of torment. You're so ripe Joey and it's harvest time.
Joey: This isn't fair! You can't!
Pinhead: Save your tears. I reaped your soul, slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper!
Joey: You bastard! You invaded my mind!
Pinhead: You think your night time world is closed to me? Your mind is so naked, a book that yearns to be read, a door that begs to be opened.
Joey: A door? A window.
Elliott Spenser: Couldn't resist playing games could you?! You had to come through the window of her mind. And now you're in my dominion and now, we're going to Hell!
Pinhead: Ladies first!
Elliott Spenser: NO!
Pinhead: You'll like her better this way, trust me.
Joey: MMMMMPPPPHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHH!
Pinhead: Why resist? You love this as much as I. After all, you made me.

[ljjnico]

From the awesome James Bond reboot Casino Royale starring Daniel Craig.

Le Chiffre: You know, I've never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing, to cause more pain than a man can endure...
[Le Chiffre swings knotted rope into Bond's genitals; Bond groans]
...and of course, it's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge that if you do not yield soon enough, there will be little left to identify you as man.
[he slaps Bonds face]
...The only question remains: Will you yield... in time? I want the money.
[he swings rope again; Bond screams]
...Miss. Lynd will give me the account number, if she hasn't already, so, all I need from you is the password.
[Bond looks at Le Chiffre]
...The password, please.
James Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?
[Le Chiffre swings again]
...No! No! No, no, no, to the right. To the right, to the right!
Le Chiffre: You are a funny man, Mr. Bond.
[he swings again]
James Bond: Aaagh!! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. [sobs then laughs] Now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls.
Le Chiffre: Er, I died? I died?
James Bond: Yes, 'cause no matter what you do, I'm not gonna give you the password. Which means, your clients are gonna hunt you down and cut you into little pieces of meat while you're still breathing. Because if you kill me, there'll be no-where else to hide.
Le Chiffre: But, you are [shouts] so wrong. Because, even after I've slaughtered you and your little girlfriend, your people will still welcome me with open arms. Because they need... what I know.
James Bond: The big picture.

[Vesper screams in distance]

Le Chiffre: Give me the password, and I will at least let her live.
[slaps Bond]
..Come on, do it soon enough and she might even be in one piece.
[Bond laughs]
...You really aren't going to tell me, are you?
James Bond: No.
Le Chiffre: So, I think...
[kicks Bond, still tied to the chair, backwards; Bond lands on his back; Le Chiffre pulls out a knife]
...I'll feed you, what you seem not to value.

[gunshots and screaming]
[Mr. White enters, pointing a gun at Le Chiffre]
Le Chiffre: I'll get the money, tell them, I'll get the money.
Mr. White: Money isn't as valuable to our organisation as knowing who to trust.
[Mr. White shoots; Le Chiffre falls, a bullet hole in the forehead]

Mr. White: Hello.
James Bond: [through phone] Mr. White? We need to talk.
Mr. White: Who is this?
[White is shot through leg; he drags himself to the front steps of his house; Bond appears and stands over him holding a silenced UMP .45.]
James Bond: The name's Bond...James Bond.

James Bond: Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

[tickleterror]

From Crank:

Verona: Hey CHELIOS! You know I been thinkin' about doing in your mystery girl too! yea? Yeah thats RIGHT! I know about HER! And then-
[interrupted]
Chev Chelios: [Sarcastically] Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, Fucking Blah!

[ChosenofMystra]

This is from one of my favorite cult movies "Breakdown" (VERY underrated and one of J.T Walsh's best performances.) The line is actually delivered by his character and the execution of it is one of the creepiest things I've heard in a movie.

Red Barr: Now, before you get any half-baked ideas about calling in the cavalry, just remember we're gonna be watching you every step of the way. And if we see anything unusual, an unmarked car or truck, anything that even remotely smells like a cop - you can just keep your fucking money, Jeff, and I'll send you pieces of her from time to time.

[PainTrain]

"Alright listen up, we need to open our eyes. There's over two million illegal immigrants bedding down in this state tonight. This state spent three billion dollars last year on services, on people who had no right to be here in the first place. Three billion dollars. 400 million dollars, just to lock up a bunch of illegal immigrant criminals, who only got in this country, because the fucking INS decided it's not worth the effort, to screen for convicted felons. - This isn't our neighborhood, it'