TickleTown is seeking a database expert

Is there anyone out there that considers themselves to be an advanced technojunkie and all around computer wizard?

I'm looking for someone to help me out with a project asap. I need someone with either personal or professional experience using databases (preferably Access), and incorporating databases into web sites.

The pay is terrible, you get no vacation time, and worse yet, each of the staff gets a turn to drive to your house and beat you with wiffle ball bats for 7 minutes. But other than that, we try to have a good time

Sadly enough, according to some of my technical buddies, that seems to be the typical working conditions for many technical crew anyhow...

i wish i knew something about data bases...i find myself drooling over the idea of being beaten with a wiffle ball bat <isnt that everyones fantasy> no huh....errrr ok....alas..im lucky i can power on my computer...but good luck..and good luck with the site..i look forward to it..

Nah, it's cool man. We've had a few ticklers step forward and willing to lend a hand where needed. I've never seen such a subsection of humanity that has been so selfless in all my years.

In the past with the site, people were always willing to help out, contribute something, always knowing in the back of their head there would never be any tangible rewards.

I could post something totally off the wall "Hey does anyone know anything about breeding habits of alpacas and their effect on 19th century gravediggers?" And sure enough, I'd get at least one guy who happened to write his thesis on it, and wanted to help out.

Never ceases to amaze me, this place, this community. It makes it an exquisite pleasure to bring back the site, when I know that people out there will honestly enjoy the work we put into it.

yup their does seem to be a lot of good people here in the community. and of coarse i have to ask..what's a alpacas its good to see someone that enjoys there work...and a truely do appreciate your and everyone that is helping you efforts...