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Dave2112
03-05-2005, 09:47 PM
10) Afro fits in better with Southern California lifestyle

9) Got tired of wearing #84

8) Needed to prove that stats weren't because of a good QB

7) Needed to prove that stats weren't because of any sort of an offensive line

6) Haven't been rained on in several years

5) Minnesota had a serious lack of fans with shoulder-spikes and AK-47's

4) Daunte made fun of me

3) Seattle doesn't need another receiver

2) Finding a team who'll "Get Me The Damn Ball" worked so well for Keyshwan Johnson

1) Al Davis and Norv Turner are geniuses


(P.S. - I can't wait for the Vikings/Raiders Super Bowl that sees Randy get shut out!)
Wicker Man
03-05-2005, 09:51 PM
Number 7 Dave? The Raiders spent a fortune on that O-Line! Robert Gallery,etc. Anyway whats Randys number? Jerry Porter has #84 and they just gave him a big contract. The jersey freaks must know!
Dave2112
03-05-2005, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Wickerman
Number 7 Dave? The Raiders spent a fortune on that O-Line!

Yeah, the Raiders also spent a fortune on Kerry Collins, Todd Marinovich and Warren Sapp. :rolleyes:
Wicker Man
03-05-2005, 10:34 PM
Todd Marinovich!!!! LMAO!!!!! Thats a low blow!! Seriously Dave for the jersey junkie in me...whats Randys new jersey number?:confused:
Wicker Man
03-05-2005, 10:57 PM
Never mind Dave, a quick glance at the Raider website tells he is going to wear #18!!! Jeez I remember when recievers wore numbers in the 80s and the world was perfect!!:sowrong:
Iggy pop
03-05-2005, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Dave2112
10) Afro fits in better with Southern California lifestyle

(P.S. - I can't wait for the Vikings/Raiders Super Bowl that sees Randy get shut out!)

Oakland is not in Southern California.
Dave2112
03-06-2005, 12:13 AM
Dude, it's close enough! Everything from Frisco south is "Southern California" as far as I'm concerned.

I had a bad experience.

What was that, Dave?

I said...I had a bad experience!

:cool:
Iggy pop
03-06-2005, 12:14 AM
As someone who lives in Southern California, Oakland is not in SoCal. Not even close.