Oh, NO!!!! He's back with a NEW thread!!

[chrisheaven]

DO NOT POST IN THIS NEW THREAD___ maybe it'll just go away!

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I will do my utmost to ignore this thread. :p :upsidedow

[milagros317]

This is actually one of your best threads, Chris. :p :p

[GIGGLES32]

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm41498US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_12_8.gif' border=0></a>

[milagros317]

Your worst thread was the one about ampersands, Chris. :D

[chrisheaven]

:wub: This is actually one of your best threads, Chris. :p :p :wub: Thanks, Mils- I rather feel it is a good one too!!

[chrisheaven]

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm41498US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_12_8.gif' border=0></a>
You are soooooooo aksing for a tickling, Giggles32 :devil2:

[milagros317]

:wub: :wub: Thanks, Mils- I rather feel it is a good one too!!
Don't get carried away with enthusiasm, though.:D

[chrisheaven]

Don't get carried away with enthusiasm, though.:D
who, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???? :jester:
do you think I'm crazy or something????????

[milagros317]

Why not make a guess in my hangman game? :D

[chrisheaven]

OK I will
BTW attack Steph's feet and tickle the **** outa Giggles 32 in my latest threads, Please :jester:

[milagros317]

Did we really need another thread for Steph? :D

[chrisheaven]

most certainly we did :bat: :triangle:
STEPH just needs to be TICKLED crazy :blush:

[milagros317]

I see. Steph needs it. :p

[GIGGLES32]

You are soooooooo aksing for a tickling, Giggles32 :devil2:

Who mmmeee? GIGGLE! :woot:

[THE THREAD]

All threads are good IMHO :D :D :D

[chrisheaven]

Who mmmeee? GIGGLE! :woot:
Yes--- YOU!! :happyfloa

[GIGGLES32]

Yes--- YOU!! :happyfloa

I better start running then! GIGGLE! <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm41498US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_2_36.gif' border=0></a>

[chrisheaven]

Why do you need to run, GIGGLES??
You're not TICKLISH by any chance are you? :justlips:

[GIGGLES32]

Who me ticklish? No not at all! Not one bit! Why do you ask? I am not ticklish! Why would I be ticklish? <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm41498US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_200v.gif' border=0></a>

[natural tickler]

Who me ticklish? No not at all! Not one bit! Why do you ask? I am not ticklish! Why would I be ticklish? <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm41498US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_200v.gif' border=0></a>


I bet that wasn't said with a straight face... :) :rolleyes:

[GIGGLES32]

I said it with a straight face! I promise! :shock:

[chrisheaven]

:justlips: won't be straight for too long :justlips:

[GIGGLES32]

:justlips: won't be straight for too long :justlips:

Good to know chrisheaven! GIGGLE! GIGGLE!

[chrisheaven]

Giggles----you are in need of an hour's non- stop tickling :ignite:

[GIGGLES32]

How did you know that ... chrisheaven? Are you physic or something? GIGGLE! GIGGLE!

[General Zod]

Will this thread help me in my quest for world domination and my never ending quest to find Superman and beat the crap out of him? :manicd: :blaugh:

[milagros317]

This thread won't help anybody do anything. :p

[General Zod]

This thread won't help anybody do anything. :p Then what good is this thread? :p :p

[milagros317]

No good at all. That's my point. :p

[chrisheaven]

itwill hjelp Giggles get a good tickling

[milagros317]

I think she would get that anyway. :D

[natural tickler]

I think we all need to go to the UK, form a long line, and take turns kicking Chris in the arse.....HARD :p

[milagros317]

That sounds like a fine idea. :D

[GIGGLES32]

itwill hjelp Giggles get a good tickling

How will this thread help me get a good tickling, chrisheaven? Huh? Huh? I wanna know. Tell me. Tell me. GIGGLE! GIGGLE! :xpulcy:

[chrisheaven]

There will be so many people lining up to tickle the **** outa you, Giggles

[drew70]

Count me among them! :D

[GIGGLES32]

There will be so many people lining up to tickle the **** outa you, Giggles

Your just saying that to be nice to me. No one wants to tickle a non ticklish girl like me! GIGGLE! GIGGLE!

[GIGGLES32]

Count me among them! :D

Thank you dew70. You are too sweet.

[milagros317]

This thread is becoming quite silly, but it makes Giggles32 happy. :D

[chrisheaven]

exactly :couch: she is just tooooooo ticklish

[milagros317]

So we will continue it for her sake. :D

[chrisheaven]

yes----indeed

[milagros317]

This thread is a disgrace to the entire TMF, you realze. :p

[mark 19]

I have absolutely no idea about the purpose of this thread, except that it seems to have something to do with tickling Giggles32, but as you guys don’t seem to now exactly what its about either and tickling anyone is a good thing in my mind I’ve decided to post to it anyway just to share my thoughts with you… well that’s about all the thoughts I have, Tickling=Good, Bye… :D

[milagros317]

No purpose, like most of Chris' threads. :D

[GIGGLES32]

You guys are too sweet! GIGGLE! :grouphug:

[unit5610]

Any thread where people are lining up to tickle GIGGLES32 is very important and should be continued! Nevermind that it was meaningless when it began. It's a shame that you aren't ticklish...:rolleyes:

[GIGGLES32]

Any threat where people are lining up to tickle GIGGLES32 is very important and should be continued! Nevermind that it was meaningless when it began. It's a shame that you aren't ticklish...:rolleyes:

No ... me no ... not at all ... not ticklish not one bit ... :devil2:

[milagros317]

How did this thread turn into a "tease Giggles32" thread? :D

[unit5610]

Because it's much more fun this way!

[milagros317]

Too bad it can't be renamed. :D

[GIGGLES32]

I think I feel bad and good at the same time with this not being my thread and all! GIGGLE! GIGGLE!

[milagros317]

It has become your thread, dear Giggles32. :grouphug:

[GIGGLES32]

Is that ok? I don't anyone getting mad at me. That would not be a good thing.

[milagros317]

How could anybody be mad? This is the Silly Stuff Forum. :D

[GIGGLES32]

I am glad no one is mad and thank you very much!

[milagros317]

How could anybody be mad at you, dear Giggles32? :grouphug: :grouphug:

[chrisheaven]

what a great thread ---chris does it again eh??

[natural tickler]

No ... me no ... not at all ... not ticklish not one bit ... :devil2:

it is soooo funny everytime she types this, she strains to keep a straight face

[milagros317]

what a great thread ---chris does it again eh??
Chris, you deserve a kick in the arse. :D

[chrisheaven]

<<<<---- ........but not from u

[leafstk]

Great thread, Chris! :p :D

[chrisheaven]

Great thread, Chris! :p :D
at last someone with taste-thanks pal

[isabeau]

first time posting on this thread. hiiii

isabeau :feets:

[leafstk]

at last someone with taste-thanks pal

don't mention it :D Now, when was the last time you sucked a lime or lemon?! :woot:

[natural tickler]

<<<<---- ........but not from u


that is correct. the kick is comiing from ME :sowrong:

[chrisheaven]

:manicd: hahahaha

[isabeau]

love that siggy did you take that picture yourself?

isabeau :bunny:

[milagros317]

This thread blows dead whales, Chris. :D

[chrisheaven]

This thread blows dead whales, Chris. :D
I happen to consider it rather promising

[milagros317]

Rotting, putrid dead whales, I believe. :D :p

[tickleterror]

dont forget the rancid walruses

[General Zod]

dont forget the rancid walruses

Yuck rancid walruses I prefer cute widdle bunnies :bunny:

[milagros317]

I think the vorpal bunnies stay far away from this thread. :D

[General Zod]

I think the vorpal bunnies stay far away from this thread. :D

Can you blame them? :jester:

[milagros317]

Not at all, it shows their wisdom. :D

[chrisheaven]

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

[amk714]

DO NOT POST IN THIS NEW THREAD___ maybe it'll just go away!

Oops, I just clicked the "Submit Reply" button. :p

[chrisheaven]

a pleasure to see amk here

[isabeau]

Oops, I just clicked the "Submit Reply" button. :p


lmao amk maybe that will teach you not to be such a tease lol

isabeau :imouttahe

[chrisheaven]

:justlips: hahahaha

[amk714]

lmao amk maybe that will teach you not to be such a tease lol

Not at all...in fact, it encourages me to tease. :shock:

[chrisheaven]

you 2 are great fun----pleased to know you

[leafstk]

you need a kick for starting your latest thread, Chris :D

[milagros317]

That new thread wasn't the first one in which Chris had an algebraic formula. One such thread was lost in the purge of December 2004. :D

[chrisheaven]

That new thread wasn't the first one in which Chris had an algebraic formula. One such thread was lost in the purge of December 2004. :D
I remember it well :rant:

[amk714]

you need a kick for starting your latest thread, Chris :D

This is true. :cool:

[milagros317]

Maybe we should revive the "kick Chris in the arse" thread. :D

[chrisheaven]

Maybe we should revive the "kick Chris in the arse" thread. :D
:bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou YES :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou

[milagros317]

I see that you like that idea. :D

[chrisheaven]

:jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester:
Y E S

[tickleterror]

i second that motion :dogpile:

[amk714]

I third that motion. :dogpile: :xpulcy: :bowing:

[chrisheaven]

I object! :ermm:

[milagros317]

I will create such a thread right now. :D

[tickleterror]

thats a good useful thread mils

[chrisheaven]

:xpeepsofa so far so good

[tickleterror]

dont you mean sofa :xpeepsofa so good

[chrisheaven]

yes I do-thanks for the correction

[tickleterror]

any time chris

[milagros317]

I'm going to find the "kick Chris in the arse" thread and revive it. :D

[chrisheaven]

what happened to the original kich chris in the **** thread?

[milagros317]

I searched for it (both directly and with the "Search" utillity) and couldn't find it. That's why I started a new one. :D

[leafstk]

Where is it??? :happyfloa

[chrisheaven]

I do recall asking for its removal

[milagros317]

It's amazing that somebody actually removed it for you. :D

[amk714]

Yes. I wonder which moderator was kind enough to remove the thread at your request, Chris? He/she must've felt sorry for you. :devil:

[milagros317]

No matter, Chris, you're still going to get kicked in the arse. :D

[chrisheaven]

I removed the offending original thread myself-having been granted special powers to do so for that one occassion

[milagros317]

Well, it didn't do you much good, because I created a new thread in its place. :D

[chrisheaven]

......which I will graciously allow to remain............for now!

[milagros317]

Very nice of you. :D

[chrisheaven]

mon plaisir, mon ami :bouncybou

[milagros317]

I don't speak French, but that was simple enough to translate. :D

[chrisheaven]

I don't speak French, but that was simple enough to translate. :D
I deliberately made it simple-as I figured you'd be the next one to read it lol

[milagros317]

Very kind of you. :D

[chrisheaven]

no problem, mein ami

[milagros317]

This is not your best thread. :D

[amk714]

I agree, Mils, this is definitely NOT Chrisheaven's best thread. :rotate:

[milagros317]

Time for you to get more creative, Chris. :D And I do not mean a new ampersand thread. :p

[chrisheaven]

God shave us all from & and ~ and#

[milagros317]

Time for you to get kicked in the arse again, Chris. :D

[General Zod]

I wonder why Chris doesn't post in the vorpal bunny thread Maybe he is a demon :D :cat:

[milagros317]

I do hope that he's not a demon. :D

[General Zod]

I bet he likes celery :shake:

[milagros317]

I don't know about that, we better ask him. :D

[amk714]

Chrisheaven, do you like celery? :xlime:

[chrisheaven]

Chrisheaven, do you like celery? :xlime:
as a matter of fact I do NOT like it :triangle:

[milagros317]

I am very glad to hear that, Chris. It shows your good taste. :D

[amk714]

Yes, Chris, that's the only thing in your favor. :blaugh:

[catapy_girl]

We agree celery makes for a lovely tickle toy. Aside from a banana, Pineapple, and a carrot. Oh and a chili pepper.

[chrisheaven]

I do have good taste-and thanks, Mils for pointing it out

[milagros317]

You're welcome. Now, if only you would stop posting worthless threads. :D

[catapy_girl]

How about this, Chris? Throw something at the person below you. It was always a hit at other forums.

[milagros317]

I'm sure Chris will start that one here. :p

[catapy_girl]

Oh, goody! Hooray!

[milagros317]

Or you could start it yourself. :D

[catapy_girl]

What an idea! I think I shall!

[milagros317]

That's a fine idea. :D

[catapy_girl]

I invite everyone to come and play my game.

[chrisheaven]

we are playing it....thanks

[catapy_girl]

Thank you.

[chrisheaven]

:bouncybou a pleasure :bouncybou :manicd: :wavingguy :wavingguy :wavingguy :wavingguy

[milagros317]

Chris has started more than enough threads already. :D

[catapy_girl]

How about a thread where everyone is singing christmas carols

[milagros317]

I don't sing well. :D

[catapy_girl]

Make it up as you go.

[chrisheaven]

tihs raelly is truning out to be a gerat trhaed

[milagros317]

I'm sure we can expect similarly pointless threads from you in 2006, Chris. :p

[amk714]

Chrisheaven, perhaps you should resolve yourself to not make any more pointless threads in 2006. But knowing you, you'll probably break such a resolution. Never mind. :p

[milagros317]

Knowing Chris, he will resolve to make 52 pointless threads. :D

[amk714]

One for each week of the year, I presume. :upsidedow

[chrisheaven]

I can hardly resolve myself
-I fear that the use of the reflexive pronoun in amk's post indicates a little interference from L1

[milagros317]

I resolve to eat whatever I feel like eating. :D
Oh, and that has nothing to do with this silly thread. :p

[aryz75]

So I'm not supposed to post in this thread? Will I get in trouble if I do?? :wowzer:

[amk714]

So I'm not supposed to post in this thread? Will I get in trouble if I do?? :wowzer:

Nonsense! Post in this thread all you want. :D

[milagros317]

Sadly, too many people want to post in this thread. :D

[chrisheaven]

Sadly, too many people want to post in this thread. :D
indeed- you MUST NOT post in this thread any more-and that's an order

[milagros317]

OK, I won't. :D

Ooooops. :firedevil

[chrisheaven]

bibble bobble bibble bobble
so you think this would make a good thread in itself--the bibble bobble thread?? :couch:

[isabeau]

bibble bobble bibble bobble
so you think this would make a good thread in itself--the bibble bobble thread?? :couch:

sounds super awesome to me.... why not? we have every other silly thread.

lol

isabeau :twohugs:

[chrisheaven]

what about the "Izzy foot tickling thread"? :couch:

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

bibble bobble bibble bobble
so you think this would make a good thread in itself--the bibble bobble thread?? :couch:
Yes, Chrisheaven! Bring-on the bibble-bobble thread!

[isabeau]

what about the "Izzy foot tickling thread"? :couch:


nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo no more of those threads puleezeeeeeeeeeee

isabeau :shake: :bubble: :Hyrdrogen :wow: :Grrr: :p :bunny:

[kered]

Oh no! I posted here, dammit. :idunno:

[milagros317]

Curses, so did I. :p

[chrisheaven]

w :sowrong: ell, please stop it immediately

[tickleshotel]

I posted in this thread when told not to :p so what ya gonna do? tickle me?? :shake: :wow: hahahhahahh!!

[chrisheaven]

I posted in this thread when told not to :p so what ya gonna do? tickle me?? :shake: :wow: hahahhahahh!!
oh, one day, Laurie lol

[milagros317]

This thread is offensive to good taste. :p

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

:atom:
:dogpile:
:bowing: :bowing: :bowing: :whip:


*Above ancient emotogram traces the violent
history of Chris's tyranny over my people.

[chrisheaven]

merci beaucoup, monsieur le docteur Kobb

[milagros317]

This thread is offensive, period. :p

[chrisheaven]

No it isn't, full stop.
(period-is that American?)- now what I have told you about the use of that kinda lingo, here matey- I'll report ya to wendynpeter if you're not careful!

[milagros317]

Yes, period is what we this in red . which comes at the end of a sentence. :D

[chrisheaven]

what about
: and ;?

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

No it isn't, full stop.
(period-is that American?)- now what I have told you about the use of that kinda lingo, here matey- I'll report ya to wendynpeter if you're not careful!

Ist mein gist Vendy und Petre?

http://www.santaclaracountylib.org/kids/images/peter_pan_wendy_SA_sm.jpg

[chrisheaven]

Ist mein gist Vendy und Petre?

http://www.santaclaracountylib.org/kids/images/peter_pan_wendy_SA_sm.jpg

wie heisst "gist" auf Englisch, Herr Doktor?

[milagros317]

More disgusting new threads all the time, actually. :eek:

[chrisheaven]

are you really disgusted with them?

[milagros317]

Who wouldn't be disgusted with such pointless, useless threads? :D :jester:

[chrisheaven]

......the thousands of people posting in them?? :rotate:

[leafstk]

Good point... as useless as it is!! :blaugh:

[chrisheaven]

absolutely correct---so.....how about a post in the bibble bobble thread? :woot:

[leafstk]

LOL!! just point me in the right direction! :scared:

[chrisheaven]

:sowrong: :sowrong: :sowrong: :sowrong: :sowrong: :sowrong: :sowrong: :sowrong: :sowrong: :sowrong: :sowrong: okokokokokokokokokokokokokokooookkkkkkkkk

[leafstk]

Well, you're the one who asked! :p :shock: LOL

[chrisheaven]

It's there for you now!! :lurking: :lurking: :lurking: :lurking: :lurking: :lurking: :lurking: :zzzzz:

[leafstk]

I have made a rediculous post in said thread :imouttahe

[chrisheaven]

indeed you have-muchas gracias, amigo :imouttahe

[milagros317]

The number of Chris' pointless threads is getting out of hand. :eek:

[chrisheaven]

If you really mean that, I'll stop
Please (seriously) let me know by PM
Regards, Chris

[osco89]

The number of Chris' pointless threads is getting out of hand. :eek:

So are his posts aswell!!!

[chrisheaven]

.........that from someone who has made 5,000 posts!

[osco89]

.........that from someone who has made 5,000 posts!

Yes 5,547 to be exact! :smilestar But not pointless. :jester:

[chrisheaven]

pointed maybe-perhaps even pointless :whip:

[milagros317]

I often wonder how many pointless posts I have made. :p

[chrisheaven]

want me to give you the exact figure ????lol :jester:

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Izzat pre- or post Forum pruning?

[chrisheaven]

good point, Doc :fish:

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Well, I try. I mean, next to the "If you're a guest here and not yet a member..."-thread, this one is surely your very best, Chrisheaven, and deserves to continue on.

[milagros317]

I doubt this one is the best of Chris' threads. :D

[leafstk]

:shock: What say you, folks? Could this be the best Chris thread ever?! :bouncybou

[milagros317]

No need to encourage Chris by reviving his useless threads. :D

[chrisheaven]

no need whatsoever

[chrisheaven]

maybe there is a need after all lol

[chrisheaven]

mmaayybbee tthheerree iiss aa nneeeedd

[Camble]

Anyway, why people respond to pointless threads like this is beyond me I cannot see this lasting much longer :jester:

[Camble]

:wavingguyNah!, will be over soon

[milagros317]

This one is among the most useless of all threads. :eek:

[ticklingnemesis]

And when you think a thread has died and been buried, it rises again from the ashes like the phoenix. :jester:

[chrisheaven]

indeed

[milagros317]

And when you think a thread has died and been buried, it rises again from the ashes like the phoenix. :jester:
Quite often, Chris is the one responsible. :D

[ticklingnemesis]

That's because he can't stand seeing his useless threads die. :p

[milagros317]

Even when they deserve to die. :D

[chrisheaven]

especially when they deserve to die LOL

[milagros317]

especially when they deserve to die LOL

Quite true, quite true indeed. :D

[chrisheaven]

Bump!!!!!!!!!!!!:ignite:

[milagros317]

Bump!!!!!!!!!!!!:ignite:

That is a very obnoxious post. :eek:

[chrisheaven]

That is a very obnoxious post.
__________________Sorreeeee

[milagros317]

Well, this whole thread is silly. So I guess it is where it belongs. :D

[chrisheaven]

indeed