Ask The Vorpal Bunnies A Question.

[kurchatovium]

Yup. Mainly Freudian though. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Are they willing to study Jung also? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sure we only just finished Freud. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know a lot about running and jogging? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Some we know more about hopping though. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know a lot about sociology? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We know some, the widdle bunnies are studying more though. :D :D

[milagros317]

Are vorpal bunnies studying all the time? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The widdle vorpal bunnies are always learning. :D :D

[milagros317]

Very worthy of them. :D :p
Do vorpal bunnies know much about telescopes?

[kurchatovium]

Yeah a fair amount. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do they spend much time looking through telescopes? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We spend more time using portal orbs provided to us by KTT. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Are those much better than telescopes? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah Portal orbs actually take you to the place you want to visit so you get a much better view. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about underwater plants? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We know a little but should learn more I guess. :D :D

[milagros317]

I guess bunnies don't spend much time underwater. :D :p
Do vorpal bunnies ever swim?

[kurchatovium]

Yes occasionally. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about weather forecasting? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We are smart enough to know it is not easy to predict. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's very wise indeed. :D :p
Do vorpal bunnies carry umbrellas?

[kurchatovium]

Nope bunnies never do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about xylophones? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not very much. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about yeast? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We know a lot more about yeast than we do about xylophones. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm glad to hear that. :D :p
Do vorpal bunnies know much about zymurgy?

[kurchatovium]

No I dont believe we do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Have vorpal bunnies ever owned a vinyard? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope only several carrot gardens. :D :D

[milagros317]

Does carrot juice have a vintage? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Carrot juice does not age well. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like radishes? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv radishes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do the vorpal bunnies grow their own radishes? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sometimes we do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to dance with people? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very much. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Are vorpal bunnies here on Earth in touch with the one on the expedition to Hell? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Always we communicate psychically. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Are vorpal bunnies fond of blue cheese dressing on their carrots? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes, that is very yummy. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies worry about the high cholesterol in the blue cheese? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies are hyperdimensional so we dont have to worry about that stuff. :D

[milagros317]

Do they worry about hyperdimensional cholesterol? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fortunately the cholesterol molecule only exists in three dimensions. :D

[milagros317]

That is wonderful news. :D :p
What kind of music do vorpal bunnies like the most?

[kurchatovium]

Hip Hop. Only we would like it to have more hop. :D :D

[milagros317]

Can't they invent a related kind of music called "hop hop"? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmm good ideal. We can have the bunny research team work on it. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to play Monopoly? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do they usually wind up with Boardwalk and Park Place? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sometimes we do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies ever run the marathon? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sometimes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

What is the best time recorded for a vorpal bunny in the marathon? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A little under four seconds. :D :D

[milagros317]

That's a remarkable time. :D :p
Do vorpal bunnies ever do the pole vault?

[kurchatovium]

sometimes. :D

[milagros317]

What's the highest pole vault ever recorded by a vorpal bunny? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

19 feet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's quite good, considering the size of the bunnies. :D :p
Do they ever throw the javelin?

[kurchatovium]

We dont play with the javelin much. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies ever go bowling? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Once in a while. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do they use regular bowling balls, or special small ones? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Bunnies use regular bowling balls. :D

[milagros317]

I will have to see that some time. :D :p
Do vorpal bunnies like to play horseshoes?

[General Zod]

Do the Bunnies eat Pop Tarts? If so what is thier favorite flavors? :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

1) Vorpal bunnies have yet to play horseshoes.

2) Vorpal bunnies wuv pop tarts. We like the strawberry pop tarts best but we wish they made carrot pop tarts. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to play volleyball? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv volleyball. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Do the Vorpal Bunnies wuv chocolate chip cookie dough?

[kurchatovium]

Yes that is very yummy. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do the vorpal bunnies prefer indoor volleyball or beach volleyball? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Either one is fine. :D :D

[milagros317]

Have the vorpal bunnies ever played beach volleyball with Kerri Walsh? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope we never have. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's a shame, she's very cuddly. :D :p
Do the vorpal bunnies play croquet?

[kurchatovium]

We have not tried croquet yet. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies play miniature golf? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we do. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat apples? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv apples. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat bananas? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Vorpal bunnies wuv bananas.

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat cucumbers? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The vorpal bunnies wuv cucumbers. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat dandelion leaves? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I don't believe we have tried them yet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat eggplants? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv eggplants. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat fried foods? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes as long as it does not have any meat in it. :D :D :p

[blondie46]

Do the bunnies ever ride on boats?

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat grapes? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

1) Vorpal bunnies wuv to ride on boats. :D

2) Vorpal bunnies wuv grapes. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat hay? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies leave the hay for the horsies. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat iceberg lettuce? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv iceberg lettuce. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat jalapeno peppers? :D :p

[General Zod]

What is the Bunnies favorite resturaunt? Let me guess It would be IHOP? :p :p

[kurchatovium]

1) Vorpa bunnies wuv jalepeno peppers.

2) Vorpal bunnies wuv IHOP cause the name is cute and cause they have yummy pancakes.

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat kale? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies like kale. :D :D

[blondie46]

Do the bunnies ever pose for Playboy Magazine?

[kurchatovium]

Nope, we are very good widdle bunnies.

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat lima beans? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes vorpal bunnies wuv lima beans. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat mangos? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal Bunnies wuv mangos. :D :D :redheart: :redheart:

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat nuts? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv nuts. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat onions? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv onions. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat peaches? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv peaches. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat raspberries? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv raspberries. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat sunflower seeds? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Vorpal bunnies wuv sunflower seeds. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat turnips? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv turnips. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat uncooked vegetables? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat vegetarian chile? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah bunnies wuv Veggie Chili

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat walnuts? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv walnuts. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to eat yeast? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Some of us do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies ever train aardvarks to be hyperdimensional? :D :p

[TKpervert]

Does PetSmart have an aisle dedicated to vorpal bunnies ?

ya know... vorpal bunny food... leashes for vorpal bunnies...
rubber carrots... cages with running wheels...
brushes to dress them down for international bunny shows...
cosmetic ears for those who fall a bit short of Bugs Bunny...
self defense classes to fend off the occassional assault from an angry neighborhood house cat ...

[kurchatovium]

1) Regretably aardvarks are not capable of being hyperdimensional and thus it would be dangerous to try to make them so.

2) Petsmart does not yet know we exist. :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies ever train bears to be hyperdimensional? :D :p

[TKpervert]

* e-mails crippled insurance agent to immediately sell all PetSmart shares *

oops ...

[kurchatovium]

Hyperdimensionality is only given to a very select few. Currently only the vorpal bunnies are allowed as they were chosen by The Creator to be so. Humans are the only other creatures allowed. :D :D:p

[milagros317]

Rats, that seems to eliminate my next 24 questions. :D :p

How long do vorpal bunnies usually sleep each day?

[kurchatovium]

Sowwy. :D :p :p

Vorpal bunnies never rest. We are always on guard against demons. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies find it strange that people and other animals sleep? :D :p

[TKpervert]

Is hyperdimensionality a clear advantage in eventually winning control of the cosmos and any and all parallel cosmos's's's's'..... ?

[kurchatovium]

1) Everyones needs are different.

2) Being hyperdimensional is very helpful indeed in fighting demons. We dont want to control the cosmos just keep it safe for everyone. :D :p

[TKpervert]

Wow, wational wabbits. They gots my vote.

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about archery? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

No not very much. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about beard-trimming? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

No not very much on that either.

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about cat-bathing? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very, very, very little. :D :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about douche bags, as used by human females? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope nope nope. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about eating disorders, such as bulimia? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope not that much. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about flying a heliocopter? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies actually know a lot about helicopters. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about growing bananas? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Only a little. :D

[General Zod]

Do the Bunnies have any great carrot recipies? If so can they please post them on this thread? :blaugh: :blaugh:

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=61538 Especially if there are great baby carrot recipies :blaugh: :blaugh: :manicd:

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about harvesting corn? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

1) The vorpal bunnies will check and see what carrot recipes we have.

2) The bunnies now a bit about planting corn. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about investing in oil wells? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope not very much. :D :D :p

[blondie46]

Where are the Vorpral bunnies investing today?

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

If anyone sez 'carrot-futures', I will personally come to your house and slam a car door on your hand... :mad:

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies invest their money in Kurchatovium Thread Technologies.

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about judging beauty contests? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope nothing at all. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about kissing frogs? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We wuv froggies but we havent kissed any yet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about lawn care? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies know a lot about lawns. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about mango cultivation? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We know a little about mango cultivation. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about online shopping? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies know lots about online shopping and the internet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about printing glossy pictures? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope not much :D :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about quetzals, the national birds of Mexico? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Unfortunately no. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about raising barns? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope. :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about the Silly Stuff Forum? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We know a lot cause kurchatovium tught us all about it. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about thawing out frozen cadavers? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

No. That sounds icky. bleck. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about underground tunnels? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies know lots about underground tunnels

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about vortices? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A little. Not a lot. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about walruses? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We know a bit about walruses but are learning more. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about xylophones, and how to play them? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Almost all vorpal bunnies are expert xylophone players. :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about yak-hair sweaters? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope nothing at all. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies know much about zebras and their mating habits? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A little bit. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Albania? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Albania is very nice. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Bulgaria? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thats nice too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Canada? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Canada is very beautiful. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Denmark? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Denmark is very nice. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Estonia? :D :p

[General Zod]

Do the Bunnies like the Chip and Dale cartoons? There is a set of 10 cartoons on DVD :bouncybou :couch:

[kurchatovium]

1) The bunnies like Estonia.

2) The bunnies wuv Chip and Dale.

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Finland? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Finland is very very nice. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Greenland? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Greenland is nice too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Haiti? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Haiti is very wuvly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Israel? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Israel is very nice too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Japan? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies wuv Japan. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Korea? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

In South Korea yes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Lithuania? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup there too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Maine? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

oh yes Maine is very nice. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Namibia? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Namibia is nice too. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Oklahoma? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Oklahoma is a very wuvly place. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Peru? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very much. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Qatar? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes now and then we do. :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Russia? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we do. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Switzerland? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The bunnies wuv Switzerland. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Turkey? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes sometimes we go there as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Uruguay? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we do. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Venezuela? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it is very nice there. :D :D

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in West Virginia? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very much. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Xanadu? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to vacation in Yucca Flats? :D :p