Today in Church

Funny thing happened today. Some of us were talking and suddenly someone said, "I'm not ticklish." The question started to get passed on from person to person and one girl actually said, "Eeeh" as in "so-so". Me, being the skeptic I am, go over to her and stand next to her, ready to pounce. At that moment, she stretched with her arms over her head, revealing her stomach, lucky me, huh? (Just so you know, she had my favorite kind of stomach, slighty pudgy, not muscular, with a deep innie bellybutton). I struck!!!!!!!!! She broke out in hysterical laughter, and she fell to the floor, trying to cover her ticklish midriff, but she was no match for me and everyone else, who had joined in. With me on her belly, another girl on her armpits, and everyone else taking what they can get, we reduced her to silent laughter in no time.

Amen, you lucky son of a gun. I wish I was there.