There are a million reasons I'm looking forward to attending the Motown gathering. Here are the top 10...in no particular order. Oh wait, they're numbered, so I guess they really ARE in a particular order. Here goes...
10). Going to Motown beats going to Larrytown or Curleytown. (Some of you may be too young to get that one).
9). I heard that the two state birds of Michigan are the ostrich and the peacock.
8). I can finally get an autograph from the Bay City Rollers. After all, the main event is on Sa-Sa-Sa-Saturday night. (Again, you probably need to be REALLY old to get this one...).
7). Wolverines have really long nails. (Although you probably wouldn't want to be tied up and let one go to town on you).
6). I always wanted to see Detroit. (Oh wait, it's not actually in Detroit. Never mind...)
5). It's actually a good thing that the event is not being held in Detroit, where "gang tickling" probably has a whole other other meaning.
4). Gigglegal and Sadira are determined to prove to me that Michigan girls aren't a bunch of wusses who can't tickle. (I'll let them believe they can, even if they really can't).
3). If the winner of the auction is tickled until he/she passes out, they will end up being "going, going, gone". (And I hope I'm the winner...)
2). It's a purr-fect chance to "meet and feet" (and other good spots) the infamous Kitten.
And the number one reason to go to Motown:
1). To fulfill a life-long fantasy of being a tickle-toy for countless females. I can't wait. (Well, actually I HAVE to wait, since it's still over two weeks away...but you get the idea).
10). Going to Motown beats going to Larrytown or Curleytown. (Some of you may be too young to get that one).
9). I heard that the two state birds of Michigan are the ostrich and the peacock.
8). I can finally get an autograph from the Bay City Rollers. After all, the main event is on Sa-Sa-Sa-Saturday night. (Again, you probably need to be REALLY old to get this one...).
7). Wolverines have really long nails. (Although you probably wouldn't want to be tied up and let one go to town on you).
6). I always wanted to see Detroit. (Oh wait, it's not actually in Detroit. Never mind...)
5). It's actually a good thing that the event is not being held in Detroit, where "gang tickling" probably has a whole other other meaning.
4). Gigglegal and Sadira are determined to prove to me that Michigan girls aren't a bunch of wusses who can't tickle. (I'll let them believe they can, even if they really can't).
3). If the winner of the auction is tickled until he/she passes out, they will end up being "going, going, gone". (And I hope I'm the winner...)
2). It's a purr-fect chance to "meet and feet" (and other good spots) the infamous Kitten.
And the number one reason to go to Motown:
1). To fulfill a life-long fantasy of being a tickle-toy for countless females. I can't wait. (Well, actually I HAVE to wait, since it's still over two weeks away...but you get the idea).
