The Good Guys made a trip out to California. They lost two of three in San Fransisco, before winning two of three in both San Diego, and LA. They returned home on a Sunday night, to begin another nine game homestand.
When the Paradise Islanders arrived at the ballpark on Tuesday night, after an off day Monday, to play Washington, the same mysterious man with the clipboard that had been dogging the team on the last homestand was sitting front and center again, and now, everyone became suspicious.
Despite the distraction, the Good Guys didnt let that affect their on the field play, as Kate Hudson struck out 10 in 7 innings, and beat the Nationals that night, 3-1. Gil Bellows pitched nine shutout innings the next night, but the team couldnt score any runs for him, and fell, 1-0 in the 10th. Sniderman juggled his lineup for Thursday's Matinee affair, benching Mitch, and a couple of his other big hitter. Yet, the team got a few other clutch hits, and Charlize Theron was fantastic, striking out a dozen, in a 4-2 Good Guy triumph.
The Phillies came to town on Friday night. After an opening game 5-3 win by Neve Campbell, the fifth starter got hammered on Saturday night, in a 7-0 blowout. Kate Hudson took the ball before a sellout on a beautiful Sunday. Kate was magnificent, pitching eight fantastic innings, and striking out nine, as Mitch hit an eighth inning homer, to give the Good Guys the win, 2-1.
The Reds invaded Paradise to end the homestand. Gil Bellows went to the mound on Monday, and pitched eight very strong innings, in a 5-1 Good Guy triumph. Charlize Theron didnt get any run support the next night, pitching into the ninth, but dropping the game 2-0. Neve Campbell took the ball for a Wednesday matinee in front of a sun drenched, standing room only, sellout. This time, Neve was sensational, striking out ten in eight innings, and hitting a run scoring double, in a 3-0 whitewashing, that was finished by Naomi, to complete a fine six and three homestand.
In the meantime, the team learned during the homestand who the mysterious man with the clipboard was. He was in fact a baseball offical, hired to observe the team's activties both on field, and off. The players and Sniderman learned that Alan and commissioner Selig were in silent partnership. They were both fed up with the Good Guys off field sexual and fetish activities. Sniderman held a clubhouse meeting, and read to his team a letter signed by Selig, sent to Alan, to order the team to quote "Cease and Desist from all fetish activities, or the particpants would face heavy fines, and suspensions" Alan walked into the clubhouse, and held the letter in the air for his team to see:" See this letter, you fucking perverts! If you dont stop your friggin carrying on with your bullshit and tickling, I will be fined, and then, maybe I wont have money to pay some of you creeps, which might mean I'll have to trade or release you, so your perfect little camraderie will be broken up. Stop your shit now, or else!" Alan screamed, and stormed out of the clubhouse.
The Good Guy players, incensed at Commissioner Selig's letter, and Alan's reaction, held a players only meeting after learning of the situation. They decided that Alan was treading into their freedom of expression area, since the tickling parties were not part of the official Good Guys baseball activities, and were held on Saturday night, after games, and did not in any way affect their on field play, or what they were being paid to do as a team for their jobs. At Mitch's suggestion, the team decided to hire a lawyer to tell both Commissioner Selig and Alan that if they did not drop their threat to take action for their off field activities, which in no way affected their official tasks as members of the baseball team, they would file a lawsuit against both Alan and Selig for civil rights. The situation, unpleasant at first, was about to get downright ugly, and the team had it's PR to think of, and the fans reaction. They could not live without tickling, it was their signature, and helped them deal with the frustration and travel during the long season.
In the meantime, for a change of pace, the team decided to forgo the Saturday night tickle party, and just chill out, getting together for drinks and dinner to deal with their situation. Due to this, Mitch and Naomi decided to do something unusual that week. With their children away, they called a known Paradise Island escort service, and rented a hotel room,, hiring a paid submissive bi sexual female lee for them both to tickle. The lee, a tall blonde with firm breasts, and a thin body, arrived at the hotel, and, after Mitch and Naomi paid her $100 for the hour, tied her hands and feet to a bed in the hotel room they were in. Naomi then began to tickle the submissive's neck with her fingers as the latter writhed and began to squeal: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NO! Moving down, Mitch attacked the lee on both of her armpits with tickling spider fingers, as she wriggled and shrieked: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NO! Then, Naomi attacked the lee's sides, ribs, and belly with her fingers, counting the ribs up and down as the lee shrieked:HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! OMG REALLY TICKLISH! NOOO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Naomi moved further down, tickling the lee on her thighs and knees as the latter bucked. Finally, Mitch got to his favorite spot, the feet. After running his fingers all over the lee's soles, he poured baby oil on her feet, and tickled her with fingers again. Then, after drying off the baby oil, Mitch attacked the lee's tortorously ticklish bare soles with his fingers, a feather, ice, and an electric toothbrush. The lee went berserk! She wiggled her toes every which way and squealed with girlish laughter, begging for mercy! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! OMG! IAM SO TICKLISH! PLEASE NO MORE! I GIVE UP! NO PLEASE NO! HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Finally, the hour was over, and the merciless tickling couple untied the bound helpless lee.
So, our tickling team faced a very tough situation as our story ends. Would legal action be needed to perserve their freedom, and would it work? What would happen next? Stay tuned for the continuing story of the Tickle Team from Paradise Island.
The End
When the Paradise Islanders arrived at the ballpark on Tuesday night, after an off day Monday, to play Washington, the same mysterious man with the clipboard that had been dogging the team on the last homestand was sitting front and center again, and now, everyone became suspicious.
Despite the distraction, the Good Guys didnt let that affect their on the field play, as Kate Hudson struck out 10 in 7 innings, and beat the Nationals that night, 3-1. Gil Bellows pitched nine shutout innings the next night, but the team couldnt score any runs for him, and fell, 1-0 in the 10th. Sniderman juggled his lineup for Thursday's Matinee affair, benching Mitch, and a couple of his other big hitter. Yet, the team got a few other clutch hits, and Charlize Theron was fantastic, striking out a dozen, in a 4-2 Good Guy triumph.
The Phillies came to town on Friday night. After an opening game 5-3 win by Neve Campbell, the fifth starter got hammered on Saturday night, in a 7-0 blowout. Kate Hudson took the ball before a sellout on a beautiful Sunday. Kate was magnificent, pitching eight fantastic innings, and striking out nine, as Mitch hit an eighth inning homer, to give the Good Guys the win, 2-1.
The Reds invaded Paradise to end the homestand. Gil Bellows went to the mound on Monday, and pitched eight very strong innings, in a 5-1 Good Guy triumph. Charlize Theron didnt get any run support the next night, pitching into the ninth, but dropping the game 2-0. Neve Campbell took the ball for a Wednesday matinee in front of a sun drenched, standing room only, sellout. This time, Neve was sensational, striking out ten in eight innings, and hitting a run scoring double, in a 3-0 whitewashing, that was finished by Naomi, to complete a fine six and three homestand.
In the meantime, the team learned during the homestand who the mysterious man with the clipboard was. He was in fact a baseball offical, hired to observe the team's activties both on field, and off. The players and Sniderman learned that Alan and commissioner Selig were in silent partnership. They were both fed up with the Good Guys off field sexual and fetish activities. Sniderman held a clubhouse meeting, and read to his team a letter signed by Selig, sent to Alan, to order the team to quote "Cease and Desist from all fetish activities, or the particpants would face heavy fines, and suspensions" Alan walked into the clubhouse, and held the letter in the air for his team to see:" See this letter, you fucking perverts! If you dont stop your friggin carrying on with your bullshit and tickling, I will be fined, and then, maybe I wont have money to pay some of you creeps, which might mean I'll have to trade or release you, so your perfect little camraderie will be broken up. Stop your shit now, or else!" Alan screamed, and stormed out of the clubhouse.
The Good Guy players, incensed at Commissioner Selig's letter, and Alan's reaction, held a players only meeting after learning of the situation. They decided that Alan was treading into their freedom of expression area, since the tickling parties were not part of the official Good Guys baseball activities, and were held on Saturday night, after games, and did not in any way affect their on field play, or what they were being paid to do as a team for their jobs. At Mitch's suggestion, the team decided to hire a lawyer to tell both Commissioner Selig and Alan that if they did not drop their threat to take action for their off field activities, which in no way affected their official tasks as members of the baseball team, they would file a lawsuit against both Alan and Selig for civil rights. The situation, unpleasant at first, was about to get downright ugly, and the team had it's PR to think of, and the fans reaction. They could not live without tickling, it was their signature, and helped them deal with the frustration and travel during the long season.
In the meantime, for a change of pace, the team decided to forgo the Saturday night tickle party, and just chill out, getting together for drinks and dinner to deal with their situation. Due to this, Mitch and Naomi decided to do something unusual that week. With their children away, they called a known Paradise Island escort service, and rented a hotel room,, hiring a paid submissive bi sexual female lee for them both to tickle. The lee, a tall blonde with firm breasts, and a thin body, arrived at the hotel, and, after Mitch and Naomi paid her $100 for the hour, tied her hands and feet to a bed in the hotel room they were in. Naomi then began to tickle the submissive's neck with her fingers as the latter writhed and began to squeal: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NO! Moving down, Mitch attacked the lee on both of her armpits with tickling spider fingers, as she wriggled and shrieked: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NO! Then, Naomi attacked the lee's sides, ribs, and belly with her fingers, counting the ribs up and down as the lee shrieked:HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! OMG REALLY TICKLISH! NOOO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Naomi moved further down, tickling the lee on her thighs and knees as the latter bucked. Finally, Mitch got to his favorite spot, the feet. After running his fingers all over the lee's soles, he poured baby oil on her feet, and tickled her with fingers again. Then, after drying off the baby oil, Mitch attacked the lee's tortorously ticklish bare soles with his fingers, a feather, ice, and an electric toothbrush. The lee went berserk! She wiggled her toes every which way and squealed with girlish laughter, begging for mercy! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! OMG! IAM SO TICKLISH! PLEASE NO MORE! I GIVE UP! NO PLEASE NO! HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Finally, the hour was over, and the merciless tickling couple untied the bound helpless lee.
So, our tickling team faced a very tough situation as our story ends. Would legal action be needed to perserve their freedom, and would it work? What would happen next? Stay tuned for the continuing story of the Tickle Team from Paradise Island.
The End
