The Good Guys embarked on their next road trip to the center of the US. After sweeping three games in Pittsburgh, they dropped two of three in both Chicago and St Louis, to finish with a five and four trip. They returned home on a Sunday night, before they would begin a nine game homestand with the West Coast teams on Monday.
When Mitch returned home on Sunday night, it was well after 2am, due to the fact that the Good Guys played that night, on the Sunday night game of the week, and didnt leave St Louis until after 11pm. As Mitch returned home, he knew that Naomi's identical twin sister, Roxy, was in town for a week visit. To his knowledge, Roxy had taken a room at the hotel. Mitch arrived home at the apartment at 3am Nassau time, Naomi waiting for him as always:" Late night tonight, ballplayer" Naomi said. "Yes, but at the end of that journey, always glad to see you, my Aussie beauty." Mitch said, kissing Naomi on the lips. "I waited for you. Iam so horny. Let's do it, and then we can sleep long tomorrow after the kids go to school" Naomi said. "Your wish is my command" Mitch said, ripping Naomi's short nightie off, along with the rest of his clothes, and having sex with Naomi like there was no tomorrow.
The next morning, Mitch awoke late, having slept in as Naomi rose early to make the kids breakfast. When he awoke, Naomi and Roxy were sitting in the kitchen, dressed, and Mitch entered:" Hi, Roxy, Nai told me you were in town, good to see you" Mitch said, kissing Roxy on the cheek. "Good to see you too, Mitch": Roxy said. "Mitch, funny thing, I havent seen you since you're home, and I'm your wife. Where were you last night?" Naomi said. Mitch shook the cobwebs out of his head, and stared at her in disbelief:" Nai, do you have amnesia? You already forgot last night? I wouldnt have thought?" Mitch said. "I wasnt here last night, Mitch. I was at the hotel" Naomi said. Mitch felt his stomach flip over, and his blood run cold. "That's right, you fucking bastard. That wasnt me you fucked last night! It was my twin sister! I did this to prove a point! You dont even know your own wife!" Naomi said, her voice rising with every word. "I cant believe you did this, Naomi! Why!?" Mitch shouted. "I did it to prove a point. I have a mole on my left breast, right underneath the nipple. Roxy doesnt. You didnt even notice this, you son of a bitch!" Naomi said, her voice rising again. "Excuse me for not noticing some fucked up mole after a week long road trip, and a long plane flight, and getting home at 3am! I just wanted to come home and be with my wife, but apparently, you two had your juvenile plans!" Mitch shouted back. "This is just so utterly amazing" Naomi said. "You two, you are identical twins. You look alike, you have the same size feet, you even wear the same toenail polish!" Mitch said. "We went for a pedicure yesterday before you got home" Naomi said. "You know something, Naomi, the old twin switch, is something you do, to cover for each other, if one twin wants to go out, and is grounded or something, not something a 37 year old woman, who knows she is going to have sex with her husband, does! I should be as enraged with you as you are with me, that you wanted to make your husband, who you supposedly love, look like an idiot!" Mitch yelled. "I dont have to make you look like an idiot, Mitch, you ARE an idiot! Now get out of my sight, just go, and dont come back! I will be along later to the park when it's time for the game!" Naomi screamed. "Fine, you know what, fuck you, Naomi, and fuck you, too, Roxy, for partcipating in such a cruel and childish stunt!" Mitch yelled, as he left.
Mitch drove to the ballpark, and fell assleep in the players lounge. Later that night, everyone gathered for the game, with Mitch and Naomi not talking. The Good Guys opened a series with the Giants that night, and lost, 3-2, as Hudson got no run support. Later, when they got home, Mitch slept on the sofa. The following night, with Roxy in the front row, and Mitch and Naomi still not talking, Mitch hit a homer in the eighth, to support Gil Bellows, 5-3. Charlize Theron went to the mound on Wednesday night, and tossed one run ball over seven innings, as the team hit two homers, in a 4-1 win.
Thursday was an off day. That morning, when Mitch got up, he announced:" There is five thousand dollars in our joint checking account. Iam going to go clean it out, and go blow it at the casino. As to how we pay bills this month, I just dont give a fuck, sell some stock, or wait til we get paid" Mitch said. "Fine, I dont care if we dont have money to eat with! Fuck You!" Naomi screamed. With that, Mitch left the apartment, went to the bank, took out $5000 in cash, and went on an all day gambling spree at the casino, losing it all. When he came home, Naomi and Roxy were sitting there:" You lost all the money, you bastard?" Naomi said. "Every fucking cent! As to how we buy food, I have a credit card, and will feed my kids and myself with it" Mitch said. "And what do I do, starve?" Naomi shot back. "Whatever, I dont give a fuck!" Mitch screamed, and slammed the bedroom door.
The following morning, Mitch got on the phone with his stockbroker, and sold $5000 worth of stock to cover expenses, and the money he lost at the casino, and put it in his personal account. Naomi calmly asked him:" Can I borrow a couple of hundred dollars to buy food with. You left me with no money?" Naomi said. "My money, I have to live and feed my kids with it. Go borrow it from your fucktwin sister!" Mitch shot back. "Half the money you rifled from that account was mine, you son of a bitch. Iam not asking for money to gamble with. I just want to have enough to buy food with until I get paid again!" Naomi said. "I'll think about it" Mitch said. "You really are a bastard, you know that! Fine, you dont want to give me money to buy food with, I'll borrow it from a friend for a week until I get paid, and I'll tell everyone that a baseball player making a million bucks a year is controlling the money, and wants his wife to starve! Would you like that, you bastard?" Naomi screamed. Mitch angrily reached into his pocket, and threw two $100 bills at Naomi:" Here's two hundred, go buy your food. I hope you choke on it!" Mitch said. Naomi picked up the money, and headed out the door:" Fuck you!" She screamed.
That night, San Diego came to town. Neve Campbell was on the mound, and pitched well, allowing three runs in seven innings, in a 5-4 win. The fifth starter got bashed on Saturday night, and then, on Sunday, Kate Hudson went to the mound, and she was brilliant, allowing one run in ten innings, as she pitched into extra frames. The game was 1-1 into the eleventh, when Mitch came up, and bashed a homerun, to take the game, 2-1.
The Dodgers came to town on Monday night, with Roxy still in town, and Mitch and Naomi still not talking. Gil Bellows opened the series, and gave the bullpen a much needed rest, with a 4-0 shutout. Charlize Theron pitched on Tuesday night, and pitched well, but two errors cost her, in a 4-3 loss. Neve Campbell took the mound on a sunny Wednesday afternoon in front of a large, but not sellout crowd. She did a credible job, keeping the team in the game allowing four runs in eight innings, and leaving tied 4-4 after eight. In the bottom of the 8th, with the bases loaded, Mitch came up, and hit a grand slam homer, that turned out to be the winning blow in an 8-5 Good Guy triumph to complete a six and three homestand. Another fine homestand on field, but off field, anything but.
That night, Mitch and Naomi went home, still not talking, and Naomi tried to break the impasse:" Can we please stop this? I love you, and Iam sorry. Iam sorry I pulled the switch with Roxy, and that I called you an idiot. I want to work this out before you go away for ten days. I was thinking maybe we could do something tonight that we havent done in a while. Please let's deal with this" Naomi said. Mitch looked at her with disgust:" It was childish, and wrong! Switching places with your twin sister, to try and teach your husband a lesson, to prove a point, when you knew you were going to have sex with the husband, and then make him look like an idiot, is wrong!" Mitch said forcefully. "I know" Naomi said. "Iam going to forgive you, but only because I love you so much, and want to work this out, and for both of us to get some before I leave again. It's been 3 weeks for you, and I've only had it once in 3 weeks, and not even with you. Never again, okay!? Never!" Mitch said. "Okay, never" Naomi said. With that, the couple kissed and made up, and then made love for the first time in nearly a month.
The team held a tickle party on the following night, before they headed on the plane to the West Coast. The featured lee, fittingly, would be Roxy, for her partcipation in the old switch scandal:" This here is a very bad girl, who needs to be severely punished" Mitch said, as Roxy was tied to a bed in the middle of the fetish club, in a bra and panties, to the howls of the patrons. Then, the tickle began as Gil Bellows attacked Roxy's neck with fingers as she moved her head from side to side, and the giggles began: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NO! Moving down, catcher Barney attacked Roxy's underarms with fingers and a feather, as she thrashed some more, and squealed again:HEHEHEEHEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE! NOOOO! Then, Third baseman Michael attacked Roxy's sides, ribs, and under her arms, with fingers, as she bucked, and squealed some more:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! OMG TICKLISH AUSTRALIAN HERE! NOOOO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Then, second baseman Russell, tickled Roxy's inner thighs, and knees, causing her to buck. Finally, last, and certainly not least, Mitch positioned himself at Roxy's soft as butter feet. With a huge grin, he said:" Now you are going to get it for what you did, sneaky Australian bitch!" He then attacked Roxy's soles with fingers, a feather, an ice cube, a vibrating electric massager, and even his tounge, as he ran his tounge up and down Roxy's soles, and sucked on her toes, When Naomi said:"Hey, what are you doing to my sister with your tounge, mister!" She demanded. "Quiet, you, this is nothing! After what you did, this is mild. One more word out of you, you're next, and I will tickle you myself, all night, and not let you out, so my advice to you is to just keep your big Aussie mouth shut!" Mitch said, in a dominating tone, as Naomi retreated. In the meantime, as Mitch worked over Roxy's sensitive soles and toes, it was driving Roxy beserk! She was flexing, pointing and wiggling her toes every which way, squealing with uncontrollable laughter, and begging for mercy! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEEHEHE! OMG PLEASE NO MORE TICKLING! I GIVE UP! IAM GOING TO WET MYSELF! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NOOOO PLEASE STOPPP! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE! Finally, the tickle stopped, and Roxy was untied.
So, it had been a tense homestand after the prank by Roxy and Naomi, but all had ended okay, and Mitch got to tickle Naomi's identical twin sister in the process. What would happen next? Stay tuned for the continuing story of the Tickle Team from Paradise Island.
The End
When Mitch returned home on Sunday night, it was well after 2am, due to the fact that the Good Guys played that night, on the Sunday night game of the week, and didnt leave St Louis until after 11pm. As Mitch returned home, he knew that Naomi's identical twin sister, Roxy, was in town for a week visit. To his knowledge, Roxy had taken a room at the hotel. Mitch arrived home at the apartment at 3am Nassau time, Naomi waiting for him as always:" Late night tonight, ballplayer" Naomi said. "Yes, but at the end of that journey, always glad to see you, my Aussie beauty." Mitch said, kissing Naomi on the lips. "I waited for you. Iam so horny. Let's do it, and then we can sleep long tomorrow after the kids go to school" Naomi said. "Your wish is my command" Mitch said, ripping Naomi's short nightie off, along with the rest of his clothes, and having sex with Naomi like there was no tomorrow.
The next morning, Mitch awoke late, having slept in as Naomi rose early to make the kids breakfast. When he awoke, Naomi and Roxy were sitting in the kitchen, dressed, and Mitch entered:" Hi, Roxy, Nai told me you were in town, good to see you" Mitch said, kissing Roxy on the cheek. "Good to see you too, Mitch": Roxy said. "Mitch, funny thing, I havent seen you since you're home, and I'm your wife. Where were you last night?" Naomi said. Mitch shook the cobwebs out of his head, and stared at her in disbelief:" Nai, do you have amnesia? You already forgot last night? I wouldnt have thought?" Mitch said. "I wasnt here last night, Mitch. I was at the hotel" Naomi said. Mitch felt his stomach flip over, and his blood run cold. "That's right, you fucking bastard. That wasnt me you fucked last night! It was my twin sister! I did this to prove a point! You dont even know your own wife!" Naomi said, her voice rising with every word. "I cant believe you did this, Naomi! Why!?" Mitch shouted. "I did it to prove a point. I have a mole on my left breast, right underneath the nipple. Roxy doesnt. You didnt even notice this, you son of a bitch!" Naomi said, her voice rising again. "Excuse me for not noticing some fucked up mole after a week long road trip, and a long plane flight, and getting home at 3am! I just wanted to come home and be with my wife, but apparently, you two had your juvenile plans!" Mitch shouted back. "This is just so utterly amazing" Naomi said. "You two, you are identical twins. You look alike, you have the same size feet, you even wear the same toenail polish!" Mitch said. "We went for a pedicure yesterday before you got home" Naomi said. "You know something, Naomi, the old twin switch, is something you do, to cover for each other, if one twin wants to go out, and is grounded or something, not something a 37 year old woman, who knows she is going to have sex with her husband, does! I should be as enraged with you as you are with me, that you wanted to make your husband, who you supposedly love, look like an idiot!" Mitch yelled. "I dont have to make you look like an idiot, Mitch, you ARE an idiot! Now get out of my sight, just go, and dont come back! I will be along later to the park when it's time for the game!" Naomi screamed. "Fine, you know what, fuck you, Naomi, and fuck you, too, Roxy, for partcipating in such a cruel and childish stunt!" Mitch yelled, as he left.
Mitch drove to the ballpark, and fell assleep in the players lounge. Later that night, everyone gathered for the game, with Mitch and Naomi not talking. The Good Guys opened a series with the Giants that night, and lost, 3-2, as Hudson got no run support. Later, when they got home, Mitch slept on the sofa. The following night, with Roxy in the front row, and Mitch and Naomi still not talking, Mitch hit a homer in the eighth, to support Gil Bellows, 5-3. Charlize Theron went to the mound on Wednesday night, and tossed one run ball over seven innings, as the team hit two homers, in a 4-1 win.
Thursday was an off day. That morning, when Mitch got up, he announced:" There is five thousand dollars in our joint checking account. Iam going to go clean it out, and go blow it at the casino. As to how we pay bills this month, I just dont give a fuck, sell some stock, or wait til we get paid" Mitch said. "Fine, I dont care if we dont have money to eat with! Fuck You!" Naomi screamed. With that, Mitch left the apartment, went to the bank, took out $5000 in cash, and went on an all day gambling spree at the casino, losing it all. When he came home, Naomi and Roxy were sitting there:" You lost all the money, you bastard?" Naomi said. "Every fucking cent! As to how we buy food, I have a credit card, and will feed my kids and myself with it" Mitch said. "And what do I do, starve?" Naomi shot back. "Whatever, I dont give a fuck!" Mitch screamed, and slammed the bedroom door.
The following morning, Mitch got on the phone with his stockbroker, and sold $5000 worth of stock to cover expenses, and the money he lost at the casino, and put it in his personal account. Naomi calmly asked him:" Can I borrow a couple of hundred dollars to buy food with. You left me with no money?" Naomi said. "My money, I have to live and feed my kids with it. Go borrow it from your fucktwin sister!" Mitch shot back. "Half the money you rifled from that account was mine, you son of a bitch. Iam not asking for money to gamble with. I just want to have enough to buy food with until I get paid again!" Naomi said. "I'll think about it" Mitch said. "You really are a bastard, you know that! Fine, you dont want to give me money to buy food with, I'll borrow it from a friend for a week until I get paid, and I'll tell everyone that a baseball player making a million bucks a year is controlling the money, and wants his wife to starve! Would you like that, you bastard?" Naomi screamed. Mitch angrily reached into his pocket, and threw two $100 bills at Naomi:" Here's two hundred, go buy your food. I hope you choke on it!" Mitch said. Naomi picked up the money, and headed out the door:" Fuck you!" She screamed.
That night, San Diego came to town. Neve Campbell was on the mound, and pitched well, allowing three runs in seven innings, in a 5-4 win. The fifth starter got bashed on Saturday night, and then, on Sunday, Kate Hudson went to the mound, and she was brilliant, allowing one run in ten innings, as she pitched into extra frames. The game was 1-1 into the eleventh, when Mitch came up, and bashed a homerun, to take the game, 2-1.
The Dodgers came to town on Monday night, with Roxy still in town, and Mitch and Naomi still not talking. Gil Bellows opened the series, and gave the bullpen a much needed rest, with a 4-0 shutout. Charlize Theron pitched on Tuesday night, and pitched well, but two errors cost her, in a 4-3 loss. Neve Campbell took the mound on a sunny Wednesday afternoon in front of a large, but not sellout crowd. She did a credible job, keeping the team in the game allowing four runs in eight innings, and leaving tied 4-4 after eight. In the bottom of the 8th, with the bases loaded, Mitch came up, and hit a grand slam homer, that turned out to be the winning blow in an 8-5 Good Guy triumph to complete a six and three homestand. Another fine homestand on field, but off field, anything but.
That night, Mitch and Naomi went home, still not talking, and Naomi tried to break the impasse:" Can we please stop this? I love you, and Iam sorry. Iam sorry I pulled the switch with Roxy, and that I called you an idiot. I want to work this out before you go away for ten days. I was thinking maybe we could do something tonight that we havent done in a while. Please let's deal with this" Naomi said. Mitch looked at her with disgust:" It was childish, and wrong! Switching places with your twin sister, to try and teach your husband a lesson, to prove a point, when you knew you were going to have sex with the husband, and then make him look like an idiot, is wrong!" Mitch said forcefully. "I know" Naomi said. "Iam going to forgive you, but only because I love you so much, and want to work this out, and for both of us to get some before I leave again. It's been 3 weeks for you, and I've only had it once in 3 weeks, and not even with you. Never again, okay!? Never!" Mitch said. "Okay, never" Naomi said. With that, the couple kissed and made up, and then made love for the first time in nearly a month.
The team held a tickle party on the following night, before they headed on the plane to the West Coast. The featured lee, fittingly, would be Roxy, for her partcipation in the old switch scandal:" This here is a very bad girl, who needs to be severely punished" Mitch said, as Roxy was tied to a bed in the middle of the fetish club, in a bra and panties, to the howls of the patrons. Then, the tickle began as Gil Bellows attacked Roxy's neck with fingers as she moved her head from side to side, and the giggles began: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NO! Moving down, catcher Barney attacked Roxy's underarms with fingers and a feather, as she thrashed some more, and squealed again:HEHEHEEHEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE! NOOOO! Then, Third baseman Michael attacked Roxy's sides, ribs, and under her arms, with fingers, as she bucked, and squealed some more:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! OMG TICKLISH AUSTRALIAN HERE! NOOOO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Then, second baseman Russell, tickled Roxy's inner thighs, and knees, causing her to buck. Finally, last, and certainly not least, Mitch positioned himself at Roxy's soft as butter feet. With a huge grin, he said:" Now you are going to get it for what you did, sneaky Australian bitch!" He then attacked Roxy's soles with fingers, a feather, an ice cube, a vibrating electric massager, and even his tounge, as he ran his tounge up and down Roxy's soles, and sucked on her toes, When Naomi said:"Hey, what are you doing to my sister with your tounge, mister!" She demanded. "Quiet, you, this is nothing! After what you did, this is mild. One more word out of you, you're next, and I will tickle you myself, all night, and not let you out, so my advice to you is to just keep your big Aussie mouth shut!" Mitch said, in a dominating tone, as Naomi retreated. In the meantime, as Mitch worked over Roxy's sensitive soles and toes, it was driving Roxy beserk! She was flexing, pointing and wiggling her toes every which way, squealing with uncontrollable laughter, and begging for mercy! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEEHEHE! OMG PLEASE NO MORE TICKLING! I GIVE UP! IAM GOING TO WET MYSELF! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NOOOO PLEASE STOPPP! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE! Finally, the tickle stopped, and Roxy was untied.
So, it had been a tense homestand after the prank by Roxy and Naomi, but all had ended okay, and Mitch got to tickle Naomi's identical twin sister in the process. What would happen next? Stay tuned for the continuing story of the Tickle Team from Paradise Island.
The End
