give use your best yo mama jokes
K kcantankerous 4th Level Red Feather Joined Apr 7, 2004 Messages 1,950 Points 0 Nov 9, 2005 #1 give use your best yo mama jokes
amk714 Level of Blueberry Feather Joined Aug 23, 2002 Messages 14,646 Points 0 Nov 9, 2005 #2 Yo mama's teeth so yellow, she spits butter.
K Kitten_Kat TMF Expert Joined Oct 21, 2005 Messages 370 Points 0 Nov 9, 2005 #3 Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house? She sitsAROUND the house!
N natural tickler Verified Joined Oct 10, 2003 Messages 20,688 Points 0 Nov 9, 2005 #4 yo mama is so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peephole
E elfriend TMF Expert Joined Oct 16, 2005 Messages 382 Points 0 Nov 9, 2005 #5 Yo momma is so hairy she gave me rug burn last night!
X Xodlirv 4th Level Green Feather Joined Apr 19, 2001 Messages 4,874 Points 0 Nov 9, 2005 #6 Yo mamma's so dumb she asked for a price check at Dollar Tree.
amk714 Level of Blueberry Feather Joined Aug 23, 2002 Messages 14,646 Points 0 Nov 9, 2005 #7 Yo mama so big, when I took her picture, she filled up the whole lens of the camera!
N natural tickler Verified Joined Oct 10, 2003 Messages 20,688 Points 0 Nov 10, 2005 #8 Yo mama so old, she went to the antique store, and it kept her ass
X Xodlirv 4th Level Green Feather Joined Apr 19, 2001 Messages 4,874 Points 0 Nov 10, 2005 #9 Yo mamma is so old, her social security number is 4.
amk714 Level of Blueberry Feather Joined Aug 23, 2002 Messages 14,646 Points 0 Nov 12, 2005 #10 Yo mama so poor, she put the Happy Meal on lay-away!
Ignatz 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Aug 25, 2003 Messages 1,688 Points 0 Nov 14, 2005 #11 Yo mama so ugly, yo daddy have to hang a mudflap over her ass to keep the dogs from butt-f***ing her on the way to the store!
Yo mama so ugly, yo daddy have to hang a mudflap over her ass to keep the dogs from butt-f***ing her on the way to the store!
Jason Reborn Level of Triple Diamond Feather Joined Jul 21, 2009 Messages 20,088 Points 0 Aug 14, 2009 #12 Yo mama so stupid, I told her it was chilli outside and she went out the door holding a bowl and a spoon
Yo mama so stupid, I told her it was chilli outside and she went out the door holding a bowl and a spoon
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 577,390 Points 63 Aug 14, 2009 #13 Yo Mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September people say "I can't believe it's Halloween already."
Yo Mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September people say "I can't believe it's Halloween already."
Jason Reborn Level of Triple Diamond Feather Joined Jul 21, 2009 Messages 20,088 Points 0 Aug 14, 2009 #14 Yo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie
Jason Reborn Level of Triple Diamond Feather Joined Jul 21, 2009 Messages 20,088 Points 0 Aug 15, 2009 #15 Yo mama is so ghetto, that when she bleeds, black cherry Kool-Aid comes out
Jason Reborn Level of Triple Diamond Feather Joined Jul 21, 2009 Messages 20,088 Points 0 Aug 26, 2009 #16 Yo mama so fat, I jumped on top of her once and burned my ass on a lightbulb