The Good Guys embarked on their next road trip with Mitch and Naomi in a deep freeze. They won two of three in Cincinnatti, lost two of three in Philadelphia, and won two of three again in Washington. Naomi still hadnt forgiven Mitch for the stolen laptop, and sexy photos, being broadcast on the net. Each night, he called his family to check on things as he always did. After speaking to the children, when the phone was given to Naomi, she would shout one or two curse words at him, and then give him an earful of phone slam. This went on throughout the nine day trip.
The Good Guys returned home to Nassau on Sunday evening. Mitch entered the apartment, to find Naomi sitting on the couch, leafing through a women's magazine. "Hello, I'm home" Mitch began. "Fuck You! Too bad you're here!" Naomi shot back. "This is my home, where would you like me to go?" Mitch snapped. "How about straight to hell!" Naomi screamed, going in his face. Just then, the couple's 19 year old daughter, Erin, entered the room. "Ah, heavyweight championship fighters, I see the brawl has begun" Erin said, in jest. "Erin, please dont do that, Iam not in the mood" Naomi said, exasperated. "Well, I have something to tell both of you, that I know you're not going to like. I've known about it for a couple of days, but thought I'd save it until Dad got home" Erin began. "Erin, what is it? Tell us" Naomi said.
"Well, a couple of days ago, on campus, the dean confiscated the laptops of some perverted guys, who were looking at the photos of mom, on that site, during lunch in the student common area. Apparently, many people with laptops on campus heard about the site, and it seems like everyone is making a beeline for that site, to see mom's photos. After all, although she has 3 kids, and is a mom, she's also Naomi Watts, superstar actress and sex symbol, and all the men want to see her" Erin said. "Thanks a lot, Erin, for just regulating me to the couch, for like forever" Mitch said. "Sorry Dad".
"My God, you see what you've done, you stupid fucking idiot! Pictures of me are all over our daughter's campus. If you had only remembered to erase the damn webcam, and not take it to the ballpark. Iam humliated. What the fuck are you doing here anyway? Iam not making you dinner, or going out with you. Get out of here! Get out of my sight, you bastard!" Naomi screamed. "Fine, I'll tell you what, let me go take a shower, get some clothes, and leave, and then you wont have to see me, for like, forever! How does that sound, you bloody bitch!" Mitch shouted, and went into the bedroom.
A few minutes later, Mitch emerged, suitcase in hand. "Erin, I will call you tomorrow to see if you and the other kids want to have dinner. I cant be with your mother right now. We need some time. I love you, and give the other kids my love, too" Mitch said, and left the apartment. Mitch went to the hotel, got a room, and sat there thinking.
The Good Guys opened a homestand the following night against the Mets. Naomi and Mitch showed up at the park, dressed, but didnt say a word to each other. Kate Hudson pitched that night, struck out ten, and the Good Guys won 2-0. The other members of the team knew Mitch and Naomi were having a problem, but decided to mind their own business unless the couple asked for their help. Gil Bellows was victorious the following night, 4-1, with Mitch hitting a homer. The team then dropped a 3-1 decision on Wednesday night.
Thursday was an off day. That night, Mitch took his three children out to dinner, and a movie, while Naomi went shopping, and to the casino, with some of the female members of the Good Guys.
Atlanta came to town on Friday night. Neve Campbell started, and pitched well, as the Good Guys prevailed, 6-2. After the fifth starter lost a close game on Saturday night, Kate Hudson took the mound on a cloudless Sunday in front of a sellout. Kate had her top stuff working that day, striking out sixteen Braves, and working into the ninth inning, in a 4-0 whitewashing.
The Astros invaded Paradise on Monday night, with the deep freeze still in effect between Mitch and Naomi. Gil Bellows took the hill on Monday, and lost a close 2-1 game. Charlize Theron pitched on Tuesday night, and did a credible job, striking out ten in seven innings, and combining with Duff, on a 4-2 victory. Neve Campbell went to the mound on a beautiful Wednesday afternoon in front of a sellout. She did a great job, striking out twelve, and worked into the eighth inning, in a 5-2 Good Guy win that completed a six and three homestand. There was still serious trouble between Mitch and Naomi, who hadnt uttered a word to each other since Mitch had left the apartment ten days earlier.
On Wednesday night, after the game, Mitch called Naomi:" I need to come to the apartment to do some laundry and gather my clothes for the road trip. You didnt change the locks or anything did you?" Mitch said. "No, dont be silly, of course not. Come by, I think we probably should talk before you leave for ten days" Naomi said. Later that night, after the children had gone to bed, Mitch went to the apartment. Naomi came to the door looking haggard, and thin:" You look terrible" Mitch began. "Thank you, you look like bloody hell yourself" Naomi said. "Naomi, what are we going to do to resolve this? We've not said hardly two sentences to each other in three weeks. I want to work this out. The webcam thing was an awful mistake, and I'm sorry those nude photos of you got on the net. I had only intended us to have those for us. Honey, we need to get past this, please" Mitch said. "I was so angry, and betrayed. It was stupid, Mitch, but I know you didnt do it intentionally. Come home. I'm sorry. We'll get past this, I dont want us to be apart anymore" Naomi said.
"I''ll tell you what, Iam going to call the airline, and make a reservation on a seperate plane. I'll go to New York say at noon on Friday, and get there in time for the game. I want us to spend a couple of days together. We need the time. Also, get dressed, and we'll call a sitter for the kids. I want to take you to a good dinner somewhere, you look horrible, like you haven't been eating" Mitch said. "Not much, I havent been very hungry since you've been gone" Naomi replied. Naomi went to take a shower and dress, while Mitch called Lee Sniderman, and discussed traveling to New York seperately from the team, who were scheduled to leave on the road trip on Thursday evening. Sniderman understood the situation, and agreed.
After they got a sitter for the children, Mitch and Naomi went to the Bahamian Club steakhouse at the hotel, where they ordered two giant steaks. The couple sat close to each other in a darkened booth, with fans looking at them but keeping a safe distance. As they ate, Mitch kept picking into Naomi's Ceaser's Salad with his fork:" How the hell am I supposed to gain weight if you keep eating out of my salad, American husband?" Naomi said, in jest. "Eat your steak, Australian wife, that will put weight on you" Mitch retorted. "I cant believe we wasted a whole homestand on this webcam shit. I'm sorry, I love you. " Naomi said, kissing Mitch. "It's okay, we both lost our heads. We have two days to rectify" Mitch said. After dinner, Mitch got his things, checked out of the hotel, and went home with Naomi. The couple, not surprisingly, ended up in bed, making out, passionately, and making love. "How can I love someone so much who drives me so GRRRR mad" Naomi said, passionately kissing Mitch. "I think it's because we have this strong 20 year bond between us, that we can have these pitfalls, and still make it work. After we got back together, the bond between us has bent, but not broken" Mitch said. As Naomi lied in bed, Mitch explored her back, the backs of her knees, and the soles of her feet, with his fingers, which began to drive Naomi insane:HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE! STOP THAT YOU, I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD DO THAT!" Naomi said, through giggles. Then she mused: "What would you do if when we retire from baseball, leave the island, and the team, I asked you to retire from tickling me, and from kissing my feet" Naomi said. Mitch looked at her in disblief:" You're not saying you want that, are you?" "No, I mean, I dont know, maybe modify the tickling, but, I mean I know you have to tickle me, and kiss my feet. As you wife, if not me, then who else" Naomi said.
The following morning, Mitch and Naomi awoke, and had breakfast with their children:" Dad, are you home now, you're not leaving again, right" Erin said. "Well, I leave for the road trip tomorrow for ten days, as you know, but, your mom and I, well, we made up last night, so I think I'll be here for a while, at least I hope" Mitch said, smiling at Naomi. "Good, and mom, fuck those creeps at my school. It was a mistake what Dad did. We shouldnt ruin our family, or your marriage, over a bunch of perverted idiots" Erin said. "Nai, does it occur to you that our daughter makes more sense then her parents" Mitch said.
After the kids went off to their schools, Mitch and Naomi mused about what to do that day: "Hmm, off day, so what do you want to do ,Australian, casino?" Mitch asked. "Fuck that, let's stay in bed, and make love all day, and then tonight. We hadnt in three weeks until last night, and tomorrow, I lose you again for ten days" "Nymphomaniac wife! Okay, you're sure you can handle it" Mitch said. "Take me to bed and try me, American" Naomi said. Mitch picked Naomi up in his arms, took her to bed, and began taking off her clothes. "Hey, what are you doing" Naomi said. Mitch kept kissing her:" Will you shut up already, and let me fuck you. You talk too much, Australian, you know that? All I want to hear out of you for the next, say, several hours, is moaning from how many orgasms you're going to have, with me fucking your brains out all day, and all night, okay?" "Okay" Naomi said, looking into Mitch's eyes, with an expression of deep love. That afternoon, until their children came home, Mitch and Naomi lied in bed talking, and making love, and then did so again that night. The webcam incident had been a troubling and costly mistake, as it had cost them ten days of precious time together while on the homestand, but even Naomi knew of the deep love they had for one another, and that it had been a terrible mistake. It had been painful for them both, but they would be more careful next time.
In the meantime, because of their troubles, Mitch and Naomi hadnt attended the previous Saturday night's tickle party held by the team. Fortunately, some kind teammates had captured the event on video camera, and given the tape of the party to Mitch, who watched it, while lying naked in bed with Naomi, after making love on that Thursday night. The ticklee was a beautiful blonde waitress at the fetish club, who was tied hands and feet to the bed in the middle of the fetish club, as third baseman Michael started in on her neck with fingers, and the giggles began: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NO! Moving down, second baseman Russell attacked the waitress' underarms, sides, and ribs with fingers, as more thrashing commenced; HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! OMG NO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE! Then, catcher Barney was next, tickling the waitress belly, and hips with fingers, as she thrashed, and squealed: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! TICKLISH! PLEASE! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Left fielder Dawson then tickled the waitress' knees, causing her to buck. In the absence of Mitch, there was some f/f tickling that night, as Amanda Bynes and Hilary Duff positioned themselves at the waitress' feet. Looking straight into the camera, with big smirks, Amanda and Hilary taunted Mitch: "Mitch, we wish you could be here, honey, but I know they are filming this so you can see it. For as many times as you have tickled both of us, we now get to repay the favor as lers, and show it to you. So, honey, this one's for you" Hilary said, with a big smirk. With that, Hilary and Amanda positioned themselves at the waitress' feet, attacking them with their fingers, a feather, ice, and then an electric massager on her soles, and under and inbetween her toes. This drove the waitress insane! She wiggled her toes every which way, squealing with laughter, and begging for mercy: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! OMG PLEASE NO MORE! I CANT STAND IT! I GIVE UP! NOOOOO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Finally, the tickling stopped, and the waitress was untied.
So, it had been a troublesome homestand, that had fortunately ended well. Now, with the team set to head north, hopefully the serious problem between Mitch and Naomi about the webcam problem had been settled. What would happen next? Stay tuned for the continuing story of the Tickle Team from Paradise Island.
The End
The Good Guys returned home to Nassau on Sunday evening. Mitch entered the apartment, to find Naomi sitting on the couch, leafing through a women's magazine. "Hello, I'm home" Mitch began. "Fuck You! Too bad you're here!" Naomi shot back. "This is my home, where would you like me to go?" Mitch snapped. "How about straight to hell!" Naomi screamed, going in his face. Just then, the couple's 19 year old daughter, Erin, entered the room. "Ah, heavyweight championship fighters, I see the brawl has begun" Erin said, in jest. "Erin, please dont do that, Iam not in the mood" Naomi said, exasperated. "Well, I have something to tell both of you, that I know you're not going to like. I've known about it for a couple of days, but thought I'd save it until Dad got home" Erin began. "Erin, what is it? Tell us" Naomi said.
"Well, a couple of days ago, on campus, the dean confiscated the laptops of some perverted guys, who were looking at the photos of mom, on that site, during lunch in the student common area. Apparently, many people with laptops on campus heard about the site, and it seems like everyone is making a beeline for that site, to see mom's photos. After all, although she has 3 kids, and is a mom, she's also Naomi Watts, superstar actress and sex symbol, and all the men want to see her" Erin said. "Thanks a lot, Erin, for just regulating me to the couch, for like forever" Mitch said. "Sorry Dad".
"My God, you see what you've done, you stupid fucking idiot! Pictures of me are all over our daughter's campus. If you had only remembered to erase the damn webcam, and not take it to the ballpark. Iam humliated. What the fuck are you doing here anyway? Iam not making you dinner, or going out with you. Get out of here! Get out of my sight, you bastard!" Naomi screamed. "Fine, I'll tell you what, let me go take a shower, get some clothes, and leave, and then you wont have to see me, for like, forever! How does that sound, you bloody bitch!" Mitch shouted, and went into the bedroom.
A few minutes later, Mitch emerged, suitcase in hand. "Erin, I will call you tomorrow to see if you and the other kids want to have dinner. I cant be with your mother right now. We need some time. I love you, and give the other kids my love, too" Mitch said, and left the apartment. Mitch went to the hotel, got a room, and sat there thinking.
The Good Guys opened a homestand the following night against the Mets. Naomi and Mitch showed up at the park, dressed, but didnt say a word to each other. Kate Hudson pitched that night, struck out ten, and the Good Guys won 2-0. The other members of the team knew Mitch and Naomi were having a problem, but decided to mind their own business unless the couple asked for their help. Gil Bellows was victorious the following night, 4-1, with Mitch hitting a homer. The team then dropped a 3-1 decision on Wednesday night.
Thursday was an off day. That night, Mitch took his three children out to dinner, and a movie, while Naomi went shopping, and to the casino, with some of the female members of the Good Guys.
Atlanta came to town on Friday night. Neve Campbell started, and pitched well, as the Good Guys prevailed, 6-2. After the fifth starter lost a close game on Saturday night, Kate Hudson took the mound on a cloudless Sunday in front of a sellout. Kate had her top stuff working that day, striking out sixteen Braves, and working into the ninth inning, in a 4-0 whitewashing.
The Astros invaded Paradise on Monday night, with the deep freeze still in effect between Mitch and Naomi. Gil Bellows took the hill on Monday, and lost a close 2-1 game. Charlize Theron pitched on Tuesday night, and did a credible job, striking out ten in seven innings, and combining with Duff, on a 4-2 victory. Neve Campbell went to the mound on a beautiful Wednesday afternoon in front of a sellout. She did a great job, striking out twelve, and worked into the eighth inning, in a 5-2 Good Guy win that completed a six and three homestand. There was still serious trouble between Mitch and Naomi, who hadnt uttered a word to each other since Mitch had left the apartment ten days earlier.
On Wednesday night, after the game, Mitch called Naomi:" I need to come to the apartment to do some laundry and gather my clothes for the road trip. You didnt change the locks or anything did you?" Mitch said. "No, dont be silly, of course not. Come by, I think we probably should talk before you leave for ten days" Naomi said. Later that night, after the children had gone to bed, Mitch went to the apartment. Naomi came to the door looking haggard, and thin:" You look terrible" Mitch began. "Thank you, you look like bloody hell yourself" Naomi said. "Naomi, what are we going to do to resolve this? We've not said hardly two sentences to each other in three weeks. I want to work this out. The webcam thing was an awful mistake, and I'm sorry those nude photos of you got on the net. I had only intended us to have those for us. Honey, we need to get past this, please" Mitch said. "I was so angry, and betrayed. It was stupid, Mitch, but I know you didnt do it intentionally. Come home. I'm sorry. We'll get past this, I dont want us to be apart anymore" Naomi said.
"I''ll tell you what, Iam going to call the airline, and make a reservation on a seperate plane. I'll go to New York say at noon on Friday, and get there in time for the game. I want us to spend a couple of days together. We need the time. Also, get dressed, and we'll call a sitter for the kids. I want to take you to a good dinner somewhere, you look horrible, like you haven't been eating" Mitch said. "Not much, I havent been very hungry since you've been gone" Naomi replied. Naomi went to take a shower and dress, while Mitch called Lee Sniderman, and discussed traveling to New York seperately from the team, who were scheduled to leave on the road trip on Thursday evening. Sniderman understood the situation, and agreed.
After they got a sitter for the children, Mitch and Naomi went to the Bahamian Club steakhouse at the hotel, where they ordered two giant steaks. The couple sat close to each other in a darkened booth, with fans looking at them but keeping a safe distance. As they ate, Mitch kept picking into Naomi's Ceaser's Salad with his fork:" How the hell am I supposed to gain weight if you keep eating out of my salad, American husband?" Naomi said, in jest. "Eat your steak, Australian wife, that will put weight on you" Mitch retorted. "I cant believe we wasted a whole homestand on this webcam shit. I'm sorry, I love you. " Naomi said, kissing Mitch. "It's okay, we both lost our heads. We have two days to rectify" Mitch said. After dinner, Mitch got his things, checked out of the hotel, and went home with Naomi. The couple, not surprisingly, ended up in bed, making out, passionately, and making love. "How can I love someone so much who drives me so GRRRR mad" Naomi said, passionately kissing Mitch. "I think it's because we have this strong 20 year bond between us, that we can have these pitfalls, and still make it work. After we got back together, the bond between us has bent, but not broken" Mitch said. As Naomi lied in bed, Mitch explored her back, the backs of her knees, and the soles of her feet, with his fingers, which began to drive Naomi insane:HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE! STOP THAT YOU, I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD DO THAT!" Naomi said, through giggles. Then she mused: "What would you do if when we retire from baseball, leave the island, and the team, I asked you to retire from tickling me, and from kissing my feet" Naomi said. Mitch looked at her in disblief:" You're not saying you want that, are you?" "No, I mean, I dont know, maybe modify the tickling, but, I mean I know you have to tickle me, and kiss my feet. As you wife, if not me, then who else" Naomi said.
The following morning, Mitch and Naomi awoke, and had breakfast with their children:" Dad, are you home now, you're not leaving again, right" Erin said. "Well, I leave for the road trip tomorrow for ten days, as you know, but, your mom and I, well, we made up last night, so I think I'll be here for a while, at least I hope" Mitch said, smiling at Naomi. "Good, and mom, fuck those creeps at my school. It was a mistake what Dad did. We shouldnt ruin our family, or your marriage, over a bunch of perverted idiots" Erin said. "Nai, does it occur to you that our daughter makes more sense then her parents" Mitch said.
After the kids went off to their schools, Mitch and Naomi mused about what to do that day: "Hmm, off day, so what do you want to do ,Australian, casino?" Mitch asked. "Fuck that, let's stay in bed, and make love all day, and then tonight. We hadnt in three weeks until last night, and tomorrow, I lose you again for ten days" "Nymphomaniac wife! Okay, you're sure you can handle it" Mitch said. "Take me to bed and try me, American" Naomi said. Mitch picked Naomi up in his arms, took her to bed, and began taking off her clothes. "Hey, what are you doing" Naomi said. Mitch kept kissing her:" Will you shut up already, and let me fuck you. You talk too much, Australian, you know that? All I want to hear out of you for the next, say, several hours, is moaning from how many orgasms you're going to have, with me fucking your brains out all day, and all night, okay?" "Okay" Naomi said, looking into Mitch's eyes, with an expression of deep love. That afternoon, until their children came home, Mitch and Naomi lied in bed talking, and making love, and then did so again that night. The webcam incident had been a troubling and costly mistake, as it had cost them ten days of precious time together while on the homestand, but even Naomi knew of the deep love they had for one another, and that it had been a terrible mistake. It had been painful for them both, but they would be more careful next time.
In the meantime, because of their troubles, Mitch and Naomi hadnt attended the previous Saturday night's tickle party held by the team. Fortunately, some kind teammates had captured the event on video camera, and given the tape of the party to Mitch, who watched it, while lying naked in bed with Naomi, after making love on that Thursday night. The ticklee was a beautiful blonde waitress at the fetish club, who was tied hands and feet to the bed in the middle of the fetish club, as third baseman Michael started in on her neck with fingers, and the giggles began: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NO! Moving down, second baseman Russell attacked the waitress' underarms, sides, and ribs with fingers, as more thrashing commenced; HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! OMG NO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE! Then, catcher Barney was next, tickling the waitress belly, and hips with fingers, as she thrashed, and squealed: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! TICKLISH! PLEASE! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Left fielder Dawson then tickled the waitress' knees, causing her to buck. In the absence of Mitch, there was some f/f tickling that night, as Amanda Bynes and Hilary Duff positioned themselves at the waitress' feet. Looking straight into the camera, with big smirks, Amanda and Hilary taunted Mitch: "Mitch, we wish you could be here, honey, but I know they are filming this so you can see it. For as many times as you have tickled both of us, we now get to repay the favor as lers, and show it to you. So, honey, this one's for you" Hilary said, with a big smirk. With that, Hilary and Amanda positioned themselves at the waitress' feet, attacking them with their fingers, a feather, ice, and then an electric massager on her soles, and under and inbetween her toes. This drove the waitress insane! She wiggled her toes every which way, squealing with laughter, and begging for mercy: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! OMG PLEASE NO MORE! I CANT STAND IT! I GIVE UP! NOOOOO! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Finally, the tickling stopped, and the waitress was untied.
So, it had been a troublesome homestand, that had fortunately ended well. Now, with the team set to head north, hopefully the serious problem between Mitch and Naomi about the webcam problem had been settled. What would happen next? Stay tuned for the continuing story of the Tickle Team from Paradise Island.
The End
