Five Reasons Not To Be a Penis

[lk70]

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an asshole.

And my personal favorite . .

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

[ticklemad]

PMSl here - I so know just the guy to mail that to - thanks

[amk714]

I don't want to be a penis, but I'm certainly glad to have one. :p Thanks, LK. :D

[milagros317]

LOL :p
Very funny, lk70. :D

[unit5610]

Eeek! Most of those apply to me! except maybe number 5... :)