For all the TMF single ladies: an affordable Wireless Security System!

[sole seeker]

Here's an affordable, foolproof, wireless security system:

Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish.

Leave a note on your front door that says, "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in half an hour. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed and they are a little edgy."

[HisDivineShadow]

Hee! I somehow doubt that would work in my neck of the woods. Many a home sports something like this. XD

[Ayla ny]

My sister once said to a poor, hapless boy who came to pick her daughter up for a school dance “Don’t worry about the 150 lb German Shepard or the big, bearded man with an over-filled gun cabinet… it’s this 5’3” blonde that you really need to be afraid of. Stay right here, I’ll go get her.” :D

[Ticklee1973]

LMAO, too funny!!