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sole seeker
02-08-2006, 11:13 AM
This guy goes into a bar and approaches a blonde sitting by herself.
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they spread!"

(*rim-shot*)
HisDivineShadow
02-08-2006, 02:22 PM
Oh lord. :blaugh:
milagros317
02-08-2006, 03:35 PM
LMAO :p
Good one, SS. :D
Ray<3tiklishft
02-08-2006, 04:46 PM
Doh! Good one!
aun_existe_amor
02-08-2006, 06:38 PM
Good grief!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :blaugh:
drew70
02-08-2006, 06:53 PM
Every time I drink, I break out in handcuffs.
aun_existe_amor
02-08-2006, 07:02 PM
Every time I drink, I break out in handcuffs.

That can't be a bad thing :evilha: