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LovesHeels
02-25-2006, 01:17 PM
I was a wrestling fan in the late 80s, early 90s. This was the tail end of the first Hulk Hogan era (who REALLY needs to hang it up, by the way), when things were still real "cartoon-y", with really colorful characters and definite lines between good guys and bad. Though I hear it is kind of moving back that way, yes?

Anyway, I was cleaning out my old VHS tapes (going obsolete anyway) to make room for all the DVDs and I found WrestleMania 5. Who remembers this one, the second WrestleMania in a row to be held at Trump Plaza? This would be 1989, or 1990, I think.

I watched some of this vid and laughed my ass off, remembering how funny it was even the first time I saw it. There were so many funny (i.e. unplanned) moments that just came off as flat out comedy.

1) Ultimate Warrior vs. Rick Rude - UW gave Rude a backbreaker and then, still holding Rude, clearly lost his balance and just stumbled into the corner and both fell in a heap. Gorilla Monsoon covered with "Oh, look at that, he DUMPED him right in the corner!" (HA!)

2) Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. Bad News Brown - At the end of the match, Hacksaw is alone in the ring and he has a huge SNOT hanging from his nose (eeewwwww). Jesse Ventura comments on it, and they get a CLOSE UP SHOT of it! Nasty!

3) Bobby Heenan vs. Red Rooster - A manager fighting possibly the dumbest wrestling character ever created. The match was about 2 minutes long, and Heenan wore a mini-Andre the Giant suit. At ringside was the Brooklyn Brawler (aka Steve Lombardi) who, unless I'm wrong, has yet to actually win a match in something like 15 years in wrestling.

4) The Bushwhakers vs. The Fabulous Rougeu Bros. - Two very wierd teams. At the end of the match, the Bushwhackers walk up the aisle, find a commentator, and proceed to LICK the guy all over his face. Ewwwwww. Man, those guys were weird.

5) RUN DMC performing at "halftime" - They performed the "WrestleMania rap", and the sound system sucked so bad you couldn't hear anything. When they finished, the place was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for RUN DMC!" (weak applause)

6) Hulk Hogan vs. Macho Man Randy Savage (w/ Elizabeth at ringside) - When Elizabeth was walking down the aisle before the match, some guy in the crowd reached out and pinched her ass. A security guy ran back to confront the guy but the camera stayed on Elizabeth.

Goodieluver
02-25-2006, 05:26 PM
Many many people want to see a shoot interview with terry taylor to find out what the hell he did that gave him the punishment of the red rooster gimmick, i mean taylor became a great booker after his career ended but what the hell did he do?

Also bad news brown alone is reason to laugh

LovesHeels
04-27-2006, 11:33 PM
I read somewhere that Terry Taylor wouldn't kiss Vince's ass so they stuck him with the lame character.

And as for Bad News Brown...LOL...ever see him do interviews? You can just see his eyes roving around, looking for the cue cards. :D

some1somewhere
04-28-2006, 12:23 AM
6) Hulk Hogan vs. Macho Man Randy Savage (w/ Elizabeth at ringside) - When Elizabeth was walking down the aisle before the match, some guy in the crowd reached out and pinched her ass. A security guy ran back to confront the guy but the camera stayed on Elizabeth.

I had the biggest crush on Miss Elizabeth, it is a shame she passed away a few years ago.

Mz Chaos
04-28-2006, 03:55 AM
My Golly those names are a blast from the past!
Hacksaw... I was gonna say how much I liked him till you mentioned the booger. I never was one for wrestling, but it seemed to be the only thing ever on my one friend's television, so I was exposed to it like it or not. When that scruffy fella came into the ring with that 2x4 (2x6?) it just drew your attention to the screen.
When I worked for the city of Lake Wales in Florida (parks department before I transferred to the cemetery)I had a boss that looked like good ol' Hacksaw.

TklDuo-Drew
04-28-2006, 07:43 AM
Bad News Brown had a match (I think) against Hulk Hogan at one of the pay-per-views around this time. One of the most hysterical "WWF" moments, Hogan kept getting the upper hand on Bad News, so by the end of the match, Bad News goes out of the ring and comes back with...........a snow shovel!!!! And the best part is, he holds it up by the end of the handle and stares at it like Triple H and his sledgehammer. Plus he had this totally over-dramatic look on his face. So funny.


Drew

dajerx
04-28-2006, 08:20 AM
Terry Taylor was the Red Rooster because any time Vince signed a former booker from another territory he always gave them asinine characters as punishment (remember Dusty Rhodes' gimmick?).

LovesHeels
04-30-2006, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by some1somewhere:

I had the biggest crush on Miss Elizabeth, it is a shame she passed away a few years ago.

Yeah, I had a thing for her, too. At the time, she was like the only woman in thw WWF. She was sexy, too. Not like the girls they use today (who are all hot, mind you), it's just that Elizabeth kinda looked like the really hot teacher you may have had, or maybe a friend's hot mom.

Remember the SummerSlam when Hogan/Savage fought Andre/Dibiase? The "secret weapon" was Elizabeth tearing off her skirt, showing off her legs, in a pair of bright yellow heels. Nice.

It's too bad she died...I hear she OD on drugs... :(

tkrexx
04-30-2006, 05:41 PM
At a different WM, I don't recall which one, the Ignorant Warrior was in a match while Roddy Piper was doing commentary: "BIG schnooger hanging off the Warrior's face right now!" I almost pissed on myself laughing.

And on the Elizabeth note, in WWF she almost constantly wore cover-up pumps, but during her tenure in WCW she always wore strappy spike sandals...I STILL, after all these years, do not have any decent pics of this woman's feet! Anybody wanna give me a clue where I might find some?

Rxx

Dussicar
04-30-2006, 06:08 PM
I actually have to say that Gold dust was the worst character ever made. Incidentally, that was roughly around the same time I stopped watching wrestling.

It just went to complete shit after that.