Heather & Anna
03-23-2006, 12:13 PM
"Housemates, Listen up!" declared the Producer. "After some debate,we have decided there are too many men and not enough women, so we will be re-introduce Clara's cousin Bleh as a permanent housemate!" "Woohoo!" yelled Captain Hero. Clara glared at him. "Incredible Flexible Girl has recently returned to life, so she also will be joining!" Captain Hero groans. So does Wooldor Sockbat. "Ni-pul, Ling Ling's wife will have a permanently role on the show!" "Oh! I mean woohoo!" declared Ling Ling in Chinese as he saw his wife glaring at him. "and Like Xander, a lesbian in complete denial of her sexuality to be revealed later!"
"So, we are all completely looking forward to the hot piece of ass lesbo coming our way! Oh god, NO! Not the feminists!OW!OW!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Captain Hero as the feminists beat him to death with their boards. "Dude, this is going to be so sweet!" cried Spanky Ham as the two high fived. "Yeah! At last, I won't be the only gay person here! I am going to do her nails and brush her hair!" excitedly declared Xandir. "You guys are such A**holes! We should help her, not exploit her! And you... don't dare pull any anti-lesbian Bible Bulls***!" Foxy said To Clara. "Hey! Like I said when I was an exotic dancer... I'm more than just a one joke character!" protested Clara.
So ends the teaser! Who will the pretty lesbian be? We urge everyone to vote on it. (Only please don't say Raven or Terra in Teen Titans! Those two were made for each other!) Anyone else. Even obsecure reference like Cheetara from Thundercats or Judy Jetson from the Jetsons will be accepted! (Assuming of course www.altavista.com is forthcoming!) So we urge to vote. Like PAris Hilton said (and didn't do!): Vote or Die!
Love,
Heather and Anna
"So, we are all completely looking forward to the hot piece of ass lesbo coming our way! Oh god, NO! Not the feminists!OW!OW!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Captain Hero as the feminists beat him to death with their boards. "Dude, this is going to be so sweet!" cried Spanky Ham as the two high fived. "Yeah! At last, I won't be the only gay person here! I am going to do her nails and brush her hair!" excitedly declared Xandir. "You guys are such A**holes! We should help her, not exploit her! And you... don't dare pull any anti-lesbian Bible Bulls***!" Foxy said To Clara. "Hey! Like I said when I was an exotic dancer... I'm more than just a one joke character!" protested Clara.
So ends the teaser! Who will the pretty lesbian be? We urge everyone to vote on it. (Only please don't say Raven or Terra in Teen Titans! Those two were made for each other!) Anyone else. Even obsecure reference like Cheetara from Thundercats or Judy Jetson from the Jetsons will be accepted! (Assuming of course www.altavista.com is forthcoming!) So we urge to vote. Like PAris Hilton said (and didn't do!): Vote or Die!
Love,
Heather and Anna