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venray
04-04-2006, 11:14 PM
As a woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.

Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a
real workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: "What in the world are you doing?"

The daughter replied: Mom, I am 35 years old,unmarried and this thing is about as close as I will ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girls father heard the same buzzing coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: "Dad I am 35 years old,unmarried and this thing is about as close as I will ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later the mom came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen table, and heard that same buzzing sound coming from, of all places, the living room.

She entered that area and saw her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: "What the hell do you think you are doing?"

To which the husband replied:




" I'm watching the football game with my son in law. Now leave us alone."

drew70
04-04-2006, 11:19 PM
Hah! Now that's one "shakey" relationship! :blaugh:

milagros317
04-04-2006, 11:20 PM
LMAO :p
Very funny, Venray. :D

Mz Chaos
04-05-2006, 12:37 AM
Hysterical, as usual my warped and twisted friend. You never fail to make me shake my head in wonder... ...wonder at how you've been allowed to escape and run free for so long.

venray
04-05-2006, 12:48 AM
wonder at how you've been allowed to escape and run free for so long.

It's a talent........ :rotate:

Goodieluver
04-05-2006, 01:18 AM
That joke is a classic, theres a diff variation, father is in the kitchen with a martini in his hand and the vibrator buzzin up his ass

"im havin a drink with my new son in law"

tulipangel
04-05-2006, 12:25 PM
LMAO oh geesh! Thats great! :xpeepsofa