Heather & Anna
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Sorry due to a computer glitch in word we lost part of our (or rather most of this story, still a little remains! Oh and to tickletinkle, thank you for clarfication and we respectfully disagree, cause women rock!!!! Also can you be one of our Forum story ticklees since you are a woman?)
"So finally the producers got together after what felt like at least a few weeks and our new room-mates moved in. Oh LOrdy, how the problems began!"
"{At last beautiful lotus flower enters house!}" declared Ling Ling, running up to hug his voice. "Ring Ring, if you think Ni-Pul forgets What Ring RIng acted on day of house entering, Ring Ring wrong! No battle for Ring Ring for 2 weeks!" yelled Ni-pul. "{2 weeks? What are you talking about woman? Ling Ling needs his battle! Ni-PUl has to give LIng Ling BATTLE!}] cried Ling Ling. "No battle and no f****** for 2 weeks!" declared Ni-Pul.
"Bleh, you're here!" cried Captain Hero, wrapping his arms around the beautiful redhead. Bleh drooled. "Oh this is the most wonderful day of my life, reunited with my beautiful Bleh!" cried Captain Hero again, tears running down his face. "So this is what you have been doing!" yelled a voice. "Well.... Wooldoor?" bellowed Unusually Flexible Girl. Wooldoor suddenly hid the gerbil behind him. "I don't know what" Suddenly unusually Flexible Girl stretched her left arm and grabbed the gerbil out. "You are involved with a HAMSTER! How could you?" screamed Unusually Flexible Girl. "Unusually Flexible Girl, I swear, she's just a friend! And she's a gerbil, but a friend gerbil!" he nervously responded. "SQEUAK!SQUEAK!" said the Gerbil (translated "Wooldoor, I thoguht you said what we experience was the pangs of true love! NEver again shall I trust a sockbat or indeed any male for they are only ever good as friends and little else! And your sexual performance was sub-par!") "Unusually Flexible Girl, don't hate me and... I was not!" he replied. "Hmph, Wooldoor Theodore Sockbat, I never want to talk to you again!" she huffed, angry being reasoned. "Fine! Then go back to Captain Hero, you know you want to!" retorted Wooldoor, looking rather put out. "Oh Wooldoor, please don't be mad!" cried Unusally Flexible Girl.
"Now is it me or are Anna and Heather putting way too many cried in this story! I mean not everyone cried and... and.... Poppa.... Poppa... OH God..... "Weinheinhein! Weinheinhein! POPPA!!!!!P-please c-come back! D-Don't LEAVE ME GAIN POPPA!" CRIED Foxy Love. That will teach her to critise us!
"So Bleh, shall we go to our bedroom?" asked Captain Hero as suavely as he was capable of. Before Bleh could make a reference to I am Sam, Unusually Flexible Girl declared "Captain Hero, who is this girl?" "oh, Unusually Flexible Girl, well, uh" stammered Captain Hero. Bleh tapped him on the shoulder and pointed to Unusually Flexible Girl (who to save typing space shall be referred to as Hot Butt!) and glared at him somewhat angrily. "Well Bleh, she is well... you see that...." Suddenly Captain Hero took off, or so her thought till someone grabbing his cape pulled him to the ground. It was Bleh and she was not happy. "I-I a-a-am s-so A-a-angry!" she stuttered, very cross indeed. "Bleh, you can talk!" excitedly stated Captain Hero before Bleh's look silenced him. "I-I c-c-came b-back when I-I w-was a-a-able to b-be n-n-normal, l-like y-you w-wanted! A-and y-y-you've al-already f-f-found s-s-someone el-else!" stammered Bleh. "No Bleh! It's not true! I love only you!" responded Captain hero picked himself off the ground.
"Excuse me!!! Didn't you ask to marry me?" shouted Hot Butt. "I-Is th-this t-true?" demanded Bleh. "The circumstances were.... well I..... . Okay! Yes! But I love you Bleh, I always have. But we had broken up and I was lonely and she was my ex and.... OH I've screwed everything up! Oh GOD!" cried Captain Hero as he began to fly away only once again for Bleh to pull him down and suprisingly kiss me. "I-I l-love y-you t-too!" she replied. "A-and S-since w-we're con-confessing... I-I have n-not been w-without an-another m-man s-since y-y-you b-but I-I h-have w-with m-my As-Asian f-friend Eyuck and d-d-during s-sex, I b-bumped my... my h-head and t-that al-almost c-c-cured me!" confessed Bleh. "DO you love this Eyuck?" asked a scared Captain Hero. "I-I L-love you! And I-I h-had b-been h-hoping f-f-for a three.. a threeway... b-but n-n-now maybe a f-fourway!" expressed Bleh. Captain Hero's eyes almost leapt out of their sockets and his mouth drooled. "Eh excuse me! Bleh, is it, I never agree to MMMM, ohMMMMMMM!" moaned Hot Butt as she and Bleh made out. "R-Room f-for an-another!" grinned Eyuck as she made it a 3 way kiss, before Bleh's left arm grabbed Captain Hero and a 4 way kiss ensued. "W-We'll be w-waiting in the b-bedroom!" declared Bleh.
To be continued
"So finally the producers got together after what felt like at least a few weeks and our new room-mates moved in. Oh LOrdy, how the problems began!"
"{At last beautiful lotus flower enters house!}" declared Ling Ling, running up to hug his voice. "Ring Ring, if you think Ni-Pul forgets What Ring RIng acted on day of house entering, Ring Ring wrong! No battle for Ring Ring for 2 weeks!" yelled Ni-pul. "{2 weeks? What are you talking about woman? Ling Ling needs his battle! Ni-PUl has to give LIng Ling BATTLE!}] cried Ling Ling. "No battle and no f****** for 2 weeks!" declared Ni-Pul.
"Bleh, you're here!" cried Captain Hero, wrapping his arms around the beautiful redhead. Bleh drooled. "Oh this is the most wonderful day of my life, reunited with my beautiful Bleh!" cried Captain Hero again, tears running down his face. "So this is what you have been doing!" yelled a voice. "Well.... Wooldoor?" bellowed Unusually Flexible Girl. Wooldoor suddenly hid the gerbil behind him. "I don't know what" Suddenly unusually Flexible Girl stretched her left arm and grabbed the gerbil out. "You are involved with a HAMSTER! How could you?" screamed Unusually Flexible Girl. "Unusually Flexible Girl, I swear, she's just a friend! And she's a gerbil, but a friend gerbil!" he nervously responded. "SQEUAK!SQUEAK!" said the Gerbil (translated "Wooldoor, I thoguht you said what we experience was the pangs of true love! NEver again shall I trust a sockbat or indeed any male for they are only ever good as friends and little else! And your sexual performance was sub-par!") "Unusually Flexible Girl, don't hate me and... I was not!" he replied. "Hmph, Wooldoor Theodore Sockbat, I never want to talk to you again!" she huffed, angry being reasoned. "Fine! Then go back to Captain Hero, you know you want to!" retorted Wooldoor, looking rather put out. "Oh Wooldoor, please don't be mad!" cried Unusally Flexible Girl.
"Now is it me or are Anna and Heather putting way too many cried in this story! I mean not everyone cried and... and.... Poppa.... Poppa... OH God..... "Weinheinhein! Weinheinhein! POPPA!!!!!P-please c-come back! D-Don't LEAVE ME GAIN POPPA!" CRIED Foxy Love. That will teach her to critise us!
"So Bleh, shall we go to our bedroom?" asked Captain Hero as suavely as he was capable of. Before Bleh could make a reference to I am Sam, Unusually Flexible Girl declared "Captain Hero, who is this girl?" "oh, Unusually Flexible Girl, well, uh" stammered Captain Hero. Bleh tapped him on the shoulder and pointed to Unusually Flexible Girl (who to save typing space shall be referred to as Hot Butt!) and glared at him somewhat angrily. "Well Bleh, she is well... you see that...." Suddenly Captain Hero took off, or so her thought till someone grabbing his cape pulled him to the ground. It was Bleh and she was not happy. "I-I a-a-am s-so A-a-angry!" she stuttered, very cross indeed. "Bleh, you can talk!" excitedly stated Captain Hero before Bleh's look silenced him. "I-I c-c-came b-back when I-I w-was a-a-able to b-be n-n-normal, l-like y-you w-wanted! A-and y-y-you've al-already f-f-found s-s-someone el-else!" stammered Bleh. "No Bleh! It's not true! I love only you!" responded Captain hero picked himself off the ground.
"Excuse me!!! Didn't you ask to marry me?" shouted Hot Butt. "I-Is th-this t-true?" demanded Bleh. "The circumstances were.... well I..... . Okay! Yes! But I love you Bleh, I always have. But we had broken up and I was lonely and she was my ex and.... OH I've screwed everything up! Oh GOD!" cried Captain Hero as he began to fly away only once again for Bleh to pull him down and suprisingly kiss me. "I-I l-love y-you t-too!" she replied. "A-and S-since w-we're con-confessing... I-I have n-not been w-without an-another m-man s-since y-y-you b-but I-I h-have w-with m-my As-Asian f-friend Eyuck and d-d-during s-sex, I b-bumped my... my h-head and t-that al-almost c-c-cured me!" confessed Bleh. "DO you love this Eyuck?" asked a scared Captain Hero. "I-I L-love you! And I-I h-had b-been h-hoping f-f-for a three.. a threeway... b-but n-n-now maybe a f-fourway!" expressed Bleh. Captain Hero's eyes almost leapt out of their sockets and his mouth drooled. "Eh excuse me! Bleh, is it, I never agree to MMMM, ohMMMMMMM!" moaned Hot Butt as she and Bleh made out. "R-Room f-for an-another!" grinned Eyuck as she made it a 3 way kiss, before Bleh's left arm grabbed Captain Hero and a 4 way kiss ensued. "W-We'll be w-waiting in the b-bedroom!" declared Bleh.
To be continued