Psychoanalysis (joke)

[Illtcklu]

Psychoanalysis

Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A: When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

[HeavenlyTickle]

You said it. :p

Here's something I did find funny...

A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.

The next day he walks into the bar and asks for a ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.

The following day the rabbit walks into the bar and asks for a cheese and ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie, drinks the pint, runs around the room for a bit then drops dead.

"Oh dear", says the bar-man, "it looks like another case of mixin' me toasties".

[Illtcklu]

You said it. :p

Here's something I did find funny...

A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.

The next day he walks into the bar and asks for a ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.

The following day the rabbit walks into the bar and asks for a cheese and ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie, drinks the pint, runs around the room for a bit then drops dead.

"Oh dear", says the bar-man, "it looks like another case of mixin' me toasties".
Defineately British...............................and so is the reaction.

[HeavenlyTickle]

You thought that one was British. This one has MARY POPPINS in it! :D

Mary Poppins was travelling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.

"Certainly madam", he replied courteously.

"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.

"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"

Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.

"Certainly madam," he replied.

"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.

The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs please," Mary mused.

After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down early to check out.

The same guy was still on the desk. "Morning madam... sleep well?" "Yes, thank you," Mary replied. "Food to your liking?"

"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs though... they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.

"Oh... well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.

"Ok I will... thanks!" replied Mary... who then checked out, paused awhile, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey. Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written...

"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!!! !

(Truly terrible I know...) :p

[kered]

Don't quit your day job! :xpeepsofa

[tickleterror]

Short but funny, thanks.

[tulipangel]

LMAO! Tee Hee Hee! I laugh at anything I guess! I thought they were all funny.... 'cept i didnt get the toastie one!

[HeavenlyTickle]

Don't quit your day job! :xpeepsofaI'll quit you! :whip:

Oh and Tulip... myxomatosis is a highly lethal disease that rabbits can get.

mixin' me toasties = myxomatosis. Geddit? :D

[Illtcklu]

*moans and groans from crowd* HT everybody!!!!! She's here all week try the veal?!

[Illtcklu]

LMAO! Tee Hee Hee! I laugh at anything I guess!
Anything!? OH! *puts dick back in pants*

[HeavenlyTickle]

*moans and groans from crowd* HT everybody!!!!! She's here all week try the veal?!*waves and bows* :D


Lol... you're not at the circus now, Doofus. :rolleyes:

[HeavenlyTickle]

Anything!? OH! *puts dick back in pants**groan* Why do you always have to lower the tone? :rolleyes:

[Illtcklu]

*groan* Why do you always have to lower the tone? :rolleyes:
It was rising hun. :devil:

[HeavenlyTickle]

It was rising hun. :devil:Rising hun? Don't you mean rising sun? You know... that old classic by The Animals... or whoever it was before them. :angel:

[Illtcklu]

Rising hun? Don't you mean rising sun? You know... that old classic by The Animals... or whoever it was before them. :angel:
Hey you have dancing bananas....two of them!!!! Freudian implications................... :redheart:

[HeavenlyTickle]

Hey you have dancing bananas....two of them!!!! Freudian implications................... :redheart:Eww... you sicko. But if you like my bananas, check this out...

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e206/J4ZZYJ4ZZ/Banane21.gif

And if we're talking Freudian implications... then ouch! :wow:

[HeavenlyTickle]

Omg, I just got what you meant! :rolleyes: I thought you were implying that the bananas were something else.


O gawd... I really am a blonde. :rolleyes: And my mind really is in the gutter. :blush: I blame you Ill. :p

[Illtcklu]

Omg, I just got what you meant! :rolleyes: I thought you were implying that the bananas were something else.


O gawd... I really am a blonde. :rolleyes: And my mind really is in the gutter. :blush: I blame you Ill. :p
Welcome to the gutter! :rolleyes: Hey! It's dark in here! What is this I'm feeling?! They're soft and squishy.......................... don't sneeze. :idunno:

[HeavenlyTickle]

Welcome to the gutter! :rolleyes: Hey! It's dark in here! What is this I'm feeling?! They're soft and squishy.......................... don't sneeze. :idunno:LMAO. As I just explained in a PM... the "sneeze" was an innuendo. We don't really call it that! :rolleyes:

[Illtcklu]

LMAO. As I just explained in a PM... the "sneeze" was an innuendo. We don't really call it that! :rolleyes:
Well if it's done right you won't be able to call it anything............ just moans and stuff................... :illogical