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Robace252
05-28-2006, 12:31 AM
OKay....this is just like the one on the thread from Mimi....so let me again say now that theres a Humor fourm....for jokes....expect LOTS and LOTS from lil ol me.

On to the joke...
Engineering In Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

drew70
05-28-2006, 12:34 AM
Haha. As an engineer, I totally support this joke! Hey Rob! What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

Robace252
05-28-2006, 12:41 AM
What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
Well Drew the only thing I can think of is that you wouldnt back up over the possum. :D

And as far as the jokes go...like The Carpenters sang....."weve only just begun!"

Rob

drew70
05-28-2006, 12:47 AM
Rob, your close! So close the judges all say, "ding ding ding ding!!"

The correct answer is that there are no skidmarks in front of the possum. :blaugh:

Robace252
05-28-2006, 12:52 AM
The correct answer is that there are no skidmarks in front of the possum.

ROFL Drew...I like that option.

Rob

tickledorange
05-28-2006, 01:14 AM
Haha I love it! That engineer left less work for me to do when I get there. :D