Mastertank1
05-28-2006, 03:58 AM
Two regulars are hanging out in thier local bar, when a third regular walks in with a very large monkey on a leash.
His two buddies rag him about the monkey having a family resemblance and so forth.
He tells him the monkey is special; it knows karate!
The other two scoff, and say show me!
He takes the leash off the monkey, points at an empty box and says; "Monkey karate the empty box!"
The monkey, in a flurry of punches, kicks and strikes, demolishes the wooden box.
Now you try it! Go ahead, tell him to do something!
One of the first two regulars says; "Monkey, karate the chair!"
In a similar flurry of blows, the monkey destroys the chair.
Then the third man says; "Monkey, karate the table!"
In a whirlwind of flying paws, the monkey reduces the table to kindling and splinters.
A fourth regular walks into the bar.
One of the first two calls out; "Hey! Come look at this! A monkey who knows karate!"
The newcomer yells back; "Monkey karate? My balls!"
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
His two buddies rag him about the monkey having a family resemblance and so forth.
He tells him the monkey is special; it knows karate!
The other two scoff, and say show me!
He takes the leash off the monkey, points at an empty box and says; "Monkey karate the empty box!"
The monkey, in a flurry of punches, kicks and strikes, demolishes the wooden box.
Now you try it! Go ahead, tell him to do something!
One of the first two regulars says; "Monkey, karate the chair!"
In a similar flurry of blows, the monkey destroys the chair.
Then the third man says; "Monkey, karate the table!"
In a whirlwind of flying paws, the monkey reduces the table to kindling and splinters.
A fourth regular walks into the bar.
One of the first two calls out; "Hey! Come look at this! A monkey who knows karate!"
The newcomer yells back; "Monkey karate? My balls!"
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.