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Improving Sex Life

Illtcklu

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A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in
their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he
could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them
thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then
concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On
your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some
grapes and some doughnuts."

"Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across
the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'.
Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and
retrieve the grape using only your tongue."

"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the
room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his
'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume
the doughnut."

The couple went home and their sex life became more and more
wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should
see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would
not take the case unless he felt that he could help them. He conducted
the physical exams and the same battery of tests.

Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will
not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will
ever be. I cannot help."

The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the
Browns, now please, please help us."

"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office,
stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of
Cheerios..."
 
pm me the explanation please.. i don't get it. :eek:
 
This was so funny, Izzy Izzy Izzy, what are we gonna do with you.
 
tickleterror said:
This was so funny, Izzy Izzy Izzy, what are we gonna do with you.

well cutie.. try explaining the joke to silly me. :wub:
 
LMAO :p
Very funny. :D

To Isabeau: How big are grapes? How big are apples in comparison? How big are donute holes? How big are the holes in Cheerios?
 
milagros317 said:
LMAO :p
Very funny. :D

To Isabeau: How big are grapes? How big are apples in comparison? How big are donute holes? How big are the holes in Cheerios?

o lord mils.. thanks sighs.. why do i not get these????
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
Intensive Therapy Unit? That's a bit harsh... his joke aren't that disturbing. :jester:
Which proves that you can't disturb someone who is already disturbed.
 
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