Holistic Medicine... (for Mimi)

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:


I know this is the new humor area, but I thought I should take a moment to post this piece here as it will have a great impact on the lives of many from a health standpoint.....

(you mods can move it if you feel it should go elsewhere)




Hearts need to be exercised

Go all the way to the bottom and click on each exercise.

Here are the latest exercises approved by the Heart Association

CLICK EACH 1 BELOW (Allow proper time for exercises to work)

#1 http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice1.swf

#2 http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice2.swf

#3 http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice3.swf

#4 http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice4.swf

#5 http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice5.swf

Ladies follow these exercises religiously 3 times a day and you are on your way to having a healthy heart........




We now return you to your regularly scheduled goofiness.....

 

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tsk tsk venray. you are sick..

 

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No no mon ami....I am very healthy....I learned a lot from these exercises...

I have been considering implementing such a program at work.....

 

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perhaps we all should Ven.

Rob

 

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These might be good for some peoples hearts but it nearly made mine explode.

 

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This is a perfect example of why you are king.

 

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venray said:

Ladies follow these exercises religiously 3 times a day and you are on your way to having a healthy heart........

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... and saggy breasts.

 

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... and saggy breasts.

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Oh absolutely not....best exercise in the world to keep them firm and perky...


Even better if you have an exercise "partner".......

I do not charge for such services......

 

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LMAO! You gonna pay for my medical bills after I suffer a concussion from trying to do some of these?!

 

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I shall be glad to come help "spot" you...... oke3:

 

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Very nice, Venray. My favorite was #4.

 

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Hey Venray it sure got my heart pumping thanks

 

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(pssst...that's NOT your heart that's pumping....)

 

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venray said:

(pssst...that's NOT your heart that's pumping....)

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o now that is soooooooooooooooooo disgusting... sick sick i say oke3:

 

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And just WHAT were YOU thinking you Blonde you......

 

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venray said:

And just WHAT were YOU thinking you Blonde you......

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me think?? remember i'm a blonde.. oooo i cannot believe i said that.. tsk tsk on me.