Mastertank1
05-30-2006, 06:24 PM
1- A young cannibal, chief chef for his tribe, is having a problem. The first three of a group of captured missionaries just haven't come out right when cooked.
He sends for his retired, highly experienced predecessor as chief chef for a consultation. The older man asks to see the remaining members of the batch.
The young man takes his elder to the corral where new captures are kept. They see a group od heavily bearded men, all dressed identically in black robes with hoods, belted with yellow hemp rope, and wearing rope soled sandals on otherwise bare feet.
The elder asks; "How have you been cooking them?"
"Oh, the usual way. Tied to the spit, rotated steadily, basted about every five minutes."
"Well! There's your problem! I thought everyone knew this. You can't roast a Friar!" :sowrong:
2- Cannibal to wife; "You know, I really just can't stand your mother!"
Wife replies; "So, just eat the vegetables!" :shock:
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
He sends for his retired, highly experienced predecessor as chief chef for a consultation. The older man asks to see the remaining members of the batch.
The young man takes his elder to the corral where new captures are kept. They see a group od heavily bearded men, all dressed identically in black robes with hoods, belted with yellow hemp rope, and wearing rope soled sandals on otherwise bare feet.
The elder asks; "How have you been cooking them?"
"Oh, the usual way. Tied to the spit, rotated steadily, basted about every five minutes."
"Well! There's your problem! I thought everyone knew this. You can't roast a Friar!" :sowrong:
2- Cannibal to wife; "You know, I really just can't stand your mother!"
Wife replies; "So, just eat the vegetables!" :shock:
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.