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venray
05-30-2006, 11:00 PM
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond, perhaps the most beautiful in the world, comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*


:veryhappy

milagros317
05-31-2006, 08:21 AM
Very unkind to blondes, Venray. Shame on you. :D

tickleterror
05-31-2006, 04:21 PM
Another classic blonde joke from the master.

kered
05-31-2006, 08:21 PM
Okay, Let's all act natural. Maybe we can sneak this one past Izzy.

sole seeker
06-01-2006, 12:55 AM
Where's Izzy? I can't wait to get her take on this one! :devil2:

Mz Chaos
06-01-2006, 05:30 AM
Maybe Izzy was the one in front of the mirror! :shock:

kered
06-01-2006, 06:45 PM
Uh oh. :xpeepsofa

isabeau
06-01-2006, 07:52 PM
Maybe Izzy was the one in front of the mirror! :shock:

oooooooooooo how could you??? and darn it.. ray is at nest, or else he would be in soooo much trouble.. :rant:

BLUE_THUNDER
06-01-2006, 08:49 PM
hey, IM blonde , i resemble that remark! funny though....peace.........BLUE_THUNDER


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tulipangel
06-05-2006, 11:23 AM
LMAO! Oh i love it! I will be a bottle blonde again (very soon)! Blonde jokes RAWK!!!!!!!!!! :bouncybou