goddess_nemesis
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A white man and a black man both worked together. The white man came in late on morning and the black man asked where he had been. The white man said, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night".
The black man said "I can not get my wife to have sex with me, how do you do it?"
The white man says, "I read her poetry every night".
The black man asks, "What kind of poetry?"
The white man replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, oh how I want to make love to you." Then the white man told him to go home and try it.
The next morning the black man was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm was in a sling. The white man asked, "What had happened?"
The black man said, "Man, don't ever speak to me again."
The white man asked, "Well, what did you say to her?"
The black man replied, ‘Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, bend over bitch, I’m going to fuck you like a dog!!"
The black man said "I can not get my wife to have sex with me, how do you do it?"
The white man says, "I read her poetry every night".
The black man asks, "What kind of poetry?"
The white man replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, oh how I want to make love to you." Then the white man told him to go home and try it.
The next morning the black man was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm was in a sling. The white man asked, "What had happened?"
The black man said, "Man, don't ever speak to me again."
The white man asked, "Well, what did you say to her?"
The black man replied, ‘Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, bend over bitch, I’m going to fuck you like a dog!!"
