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steph
06-02-2006, 04:08 PM
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a
little chat.

"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon
suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,
'Here
try these on.' So she did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear
them.' So I replied "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I
always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Jack thinks that might be good advice.

So on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here,
try
these on."

She does and says, "These are too large; they don't fit me."

So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack, and says, "Here, you try
on
mine".

He does and says, "I can't get into your pants."

Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,
you
never will."

tickleterror
06-02-2006, 04:37 PM
LMAO that was too funny.

bugman
06-02-2006, 06:19 PM
lol steph thats a good one

milagros317
06-02-2006, 06:31 PM
LMAO :p
Very funny, Steph. :D

sole seeker
06-03-2006, 01:55 AM
LOL - very funny! :blaugh: Haven't heard that one before.

tulipangel
06-05-2006, 10:38 AM
LMAO omg STEPH! I cant breath! Like really, I cant! Too funny!

steph
06-06-2006, 11:14 PM
HEE! :evilha:

Illtcklu
06-08-2006, 06:11 PM
LMAO omg STEPH! I cant breath! Like really, I cant! Too funny!
I can't breathe either, but that's cause I'm still trying to get into Jill's pants. :idunno:

HeavenlyTickle
06-08-2006, 06:18 PM
I can't breathe either, but that's cause I'm still trying to get into Jill's pants. :idunno:Poor Jill. Perhaps I should give her the name of a good counsellor. http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e206/J4ZZYJ4ZZ/bleh.gif