ticklingnemesis
06-04-2006, 09:06 PM
Three friends are in a bar shooting the shit and getting drunk and some how they start talking about their penises. One guy said, "I have the biggest." The second guy replied, "No I have the biggest." The other said, "No I do."
To resolve the dispute, one suggested, "Well we'll just lay them on the table and find out." Just as they laid their members on the counter, a gay guy walks in. They all knew him, and in their embarrassment they asked, "What are you doing here?"
He smiles and says, "Well, I came in for a beer, but I'll have the buffet instead!"
To resolve the dispute, one suggested, "Well we'll just lay them on the table and find out." Just as they laid their members on the counter, a gay guy walks in. They all knew him, and in their embarrassment they asked, "What are you doing here?"
He smiles and says, "Well, I came in for a beer, but I'll have the buffet instead!"