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ticklingnemesis
06-05-2006, 04:21 PM
NONE! Blondes don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in cars!

:woot: :bouncybou

Illtcklu
06-05-2006, 05:58 PM
That's it! Where's Izzy? I need to go for a ride somewhere.

isabeau
06-05-2006, 06:11 PM
That's it! Where's Izzy? I need to go for a ride somewhere.

i do not screw in cars... grrrrrrrrrrrrrr and nemesis how could you?? lol

ticklingnemesis
06-05-2006, 06:34 PM
i do not screw in cars... grrrrrrrrrrrrrr and nemesis how could you?? lol
:angel: :bump:
:D love you too, isabeau! :2poke: :twohugs:

Illtcklu
06-05-2006, 06:44 PM
:angel: :bump:
:D love you too, isabeau! :2poke: :twohugs:
So do I. Especially in my car! :eek:

milagros317
06-05-2006, 07:52 PM
LOL :p
Very amusing. :D

Mastertank1
06-05-2006, 08:07 PM
I don't know any who are small enough to screw in a lightbulb! :p

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

HeavenlyTickle
06-05-2006, 08:27 PM
I don't know any who are small enough to screw in a lightbulb! :pExcept Tinkerbell! :D

kered
06-05-2006, 08:48 PM
...Blimey!!! :xpeepsofa

HeavenlyTickle
06-05-2006, 08:55 PM
...Blimey!!! :xpeepsofaLMAO. :jester:

Mastertank1
06-06-2006, 04:04 AM
Except Tinkerbell! :D
then it's not screwing, it's masturbation. :p
The question was how many does it take to screw in a light bulb. The answer has to be at least two, same as any other place! :sowrong:

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

tulipangel
06-06-2006, 11:27 AM
Tee Hee Hee! Lightbulb! LOL I got that with out re-reading it 5 times YAY!!!!!!!!! :p

HeavenlyTickle
06-06-2006, 04:21 PM
then it's not screwing, it's masturbation. :p
The question was how many does it take to screw in a light bulb. The answer has to be at least two, same as any other place! :sowrong:

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!Thanks for the Sex Ed. Class. :p

Illtcklu
06-06-2006, 04:23 PM
...Blimey!!! :xpeepsofa
......Good one ol' Bean!

HeavenlyTickle
06-06-2006, 04:24 PM
......Good one ol' Bean!No it bloody well isn't. He's just repeating phrases he's heard me say. His parrots could do that! :rolleyes:

Illtcklu
06-06-2006, 04:26 PM
Tee Hee Hee! Lightbulb! LOL I got that with out re-reading it 5 times YAY!!!!!!!!! :p
...........................it was six! BUT! Who's counting! -lol



Love ya Tulip...................really! Put the broom down!



Hmmmm that reminds me...........are you going to clean or fly away?!

Vexis
06-06-2006, 04:50 PM
...i need to get me a car! :upsidedow

isabeau
06-06-2006, 04:51 PM
...i need to get me a car! :upsidedow

but,but.. it's a myth... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Illtcklu
06-06-2006, 05:40 PM
but,but.. it's a myth... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
myths are based in truth.

bellystrokes
06-06-2006, 05:43 PM
myths are based in truth.


Myths? Did someone say myths.

Illtcklu
06-06-2006, 05:51 PM
Myths? Did someone say myths.
Yes, I know. All kinds of myths about goddesses.

Mastertank1
06-07-2006, 03:29 AM
Thanks for the Sex Ed. Class. :p
Who is this guy calleed Sex Ed that they keep teaching classes about?

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

Mastertank1
06-07-2006, 03:33 AM
Yes, I know. All kinds of myths about goddesses.
Here's another fine myth you've gotten me into!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

tulipangel
06-07-2006, 11:45 AM
...........................it was six! BUT! Who's counting! -lol



Love ya Tulip...................really! Put the broom down!



Hmmmm that reminds me...........are you going to clean or fly away?!
Yeah ok, 6 times geesh thanks for blowin' my spot lmao!
I fly on brooms ;)

Mastertank1
06-07-2006, 10:27 PM
Yeah ok, 6 times geesh thanks for blowin' my spot lmao!
I fly on brooms ;)
Are you a civilian pilot or a flight officer in the WAF (Wiccan Air Force)? :Kiss1:

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

Illtcklu
06-08-2006, 05:36 PM
Yeah ok, 6 times geesh thanks for blowin' my spot lmao!
I fly on brooms ;)
Love ya, babe! ;)