Difference between balls and guts

[bellystrokes]

Well I always wanted to know.


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom , and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

[Illtcklu]

Well I always wanted to know.


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom , and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

I've done both! But you forgot:

DICK - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife, and being a dick enough to say "Get out bitch! She's moving in!"

ASSHOLE - is being late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, and not comming home!!!!

[bellystrokes]

I've done both! But you forgot:

DICK - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife, and being a dick enough to say "Get out bitch! She's moving in!"

ASSHOLE - is being late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, and not comming home!!!!

Four out of four! Probably the only 100% grade you ever received.
hehehehe

[Illtcklu]

Four out of four! Probably the only 100% grade you ever received.
hehehehe
A new high in low!

[isabeau]

I've done both! But you forgot:

DICK - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife, and being a dick enough to say "Get out bitch! She's moving in!"

ASSHOLE - is being late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, and not comming home!!!!

omg you have done both??????? how could you? tsk tsk tsk...

good ones my goddess..

[Illtcklu]

omg you have done both??????? how could you? tsk tsk tsk...

good ones my goddess..
Yeah, and by the end of next month you might be able to say you've done both too! :shock:

[isabeau]

Yeah, and by the end of next month you might be able to say you've done both too! :shock:

huh? what do you mean by that?

[bellystrokes]

huh? what do you mean by that?


Izzy, pm me

Illtcklu: SMACK!

[Illtcklu]

Izzy, pm me

Illtcklu: SMACK!
Dammit, you always ruin my fun.

With you around there's no taking advantage of the blonde. :angel:

[bellystrokes]

Dammit, you always ruin my fun.

With you around there's no taking advantage of the blonde. :angel:


Not on my watch! Now if other guardian angels would just be as serious about their jobs....................

[isabeau]

Not on my watch! Now if other guardian angels would just be as serious about their jobs....................

thank you my lovely goddess.. :twohugs:

[Illtcklu]

Not on my watch! Now if other guardian angels would just be as serious about their jobs....................
Fine!





But the train wreck is exciting!

[bellystrokes]

Fine!





But the train wreck is exciting!


I know. Which is why I am a goddess and not a Saint.

[Illtcklu]

I know. Which is why I am a goddess and not a Saint.
And why I am a Guttsy, Ballsy, Dickheaded, Asshole.