Difference between balls and guts

bellystrokes said:

Well I always wanted to know.


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom , and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

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Illtcklu said:

I've done both! But you forgot:

DICK - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife, and being a dick enough to say "Get out bitch! She's moving in!"

ASSHOLE - is being late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, and not comming home!!!!

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bellystrokes said:

Four out of four! Probably the only 100% grade you ever received.
hehehehe

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Illtcklu said:

I've done both! But you forgot:

DICK - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife, and being a dick enough to say "Get out bitch! She's moving in!"

ASSHOLE - is being late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, and not comming home!!!!

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isabeau said:

omg you have done both??????? how could you? tsk tsk tsk...

good ones my goddess..

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Illtcklu said:

Yeah, and by the end of next month you might be able to say you've done both too!

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isabeau said:

huh? what do you mean by that?

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bellystrokes said:

Izzy, pm me

Illtcklu: SMACK!

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Illtcklu said:

Dammit, you always ruin my fun.

With you around there's no taking advantage of the blonde.

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bellystrokes said:

Not on my watch! Now if other guardian angels would just be as serious about their jobs....................

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bellystrokes said:

Not on my watch! Now if other guardian angels would just be as serious about their jobs....................

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Illtcklu said:

Fine!





But the train wreck is exciting!

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bellystrokes said:

I know. Which is why I am a goddess and not a Saint.

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