Vexis
06-06-2006, 04:46 PM
#12: When the officer says, "Gee, your eyes look red, have you been drinking?", you probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
#11: I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, i know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
#10: Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
#9: Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning too!
#8: I pay your salary!
#7: You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
#6:I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
#5: Are you Andy or Barney?
#4: Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
#3: Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
#2: Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
#1: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
#11: I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, i know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
#10: Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
#9: Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning too!
#8: I pay your salary!
#7: You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
#6:I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
#5: Are you Andy or Barney?
#4: Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
#3: Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
#2: Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
#1: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.